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Dec 12, 2012 9:55 PM
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It's simple: What are some of the things you would never name your child, or even the child of your worst enemy? I want to know what sort of names people here find ugly.

I would never name my child Pubert or Shaniqua. That's just mean.

Maybe I should have just have made a thread about ugly names in general. Eh who cares
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Dec 12, 2012 9:57 PM
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Dick - Thats just a cruel name and if your parents named you Dick they obviously didnt love you.
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Dec 12, 2012 9:58 PM
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[Insert anime character name here]
Dec 12, 2012 10:01 PM
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Akito_Kinomoto said:
[Insert anime character name here]


http://www.animeforum.com/showthread.php?75296-looking-for-anime-manga-names-for-new-baby
There are actually people out there who name their kids after anime characters. It's far worse than legally changing your own name to Sasuke or some shit. This guy says he named his kid Krillin, like holy crap.
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Dec 12, 2012 10:13 PM
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I'm pretty sure nobody would ever name their kid Munchies. Imagine. "Munchies, food is ready!". "Ok mom!"
Dec 12, 2012 10:16 PM
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dankickyou said:
Dick - Thats just a cruel name and if your parents named you Dick they obviously didnt love you.
My friend's grandma thought it would be funny to name her son Dick because of their last name. Their last name is Butt, so my friend's uncle's name is Dick Butt.
Dec 12, 2012 10:16 PM
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ahaha munchies would be funny ...

Beatrice is an especially bad one ... same with Olga or any of those stereotypical disgusting ass german fat maid names...

Also Honor would be a mean name (from Scrubs "Yeah I got Honor, did you get Honor?" Say it and it will make sense)
Dec 12, 2012 10:19 PM
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I would never name my child OP.
As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
Dec 12, 2012 10:20 PM
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Nintendo

Dec 12, 2012 10:24 PM

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Bon'La'Quisha. <- I actually knew a girl with that name.

Or anything else ghetto sounding.
Dec 12, 2012 11:41 PM

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Gertrude. My dad loves calling our pets that too, gah.
Dec 12, 2012 11:59 PM

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a unique character name or general "character" name.
or simply a non-normal name.
Dec 13, 2012 12:08 AM

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Mike Oxlong or Mike Hunt.

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Dec 13, 2012 1:34 AM

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God - that's just not a name many can live up to.
Dec 13, 2012 1:44 AM

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Bonner, also I read somewhere about guy called Dick Tips xD Also name World Peace (you know who am I talking about)

And if I end up living in Japan I won't have a problem giving my daughter name Ushio hjohjohjohjo
Dec 13, 2012 1:46 AM

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Jesus; I get the Hey-Soos pronunciation, but on paper, his name is Jesus. What the hell. The real person I know named this also happened to be a player that didn't score a single girl...
Dec 13, 2012 1:47 AM

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Gay.
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Dec 13, 2012 1:54 AM

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Gay.

Gaylord.

Dec 13, 2012 2:00 AM

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Perverto.. LOL
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Dec 13, 2012 2:05 AM

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A normal name.
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sparkedglory said:
http://gawker.com/5967948/2012s-definitive-list-of-unusual-baby-names-will-destroy-your-soul

Nice little article.

I read that, saw some funny things in that:

Firstly, the writing. Guy has some nice and hard sarcasm going in there.

" by white trash parents who are actively trying to damage America's reputation."
Though what is this? BlackPower News? And trying to ruin America's reputation is really, really hard. It is pretty much shit anyway.

Also a direct link from the newspaper to the worst names for boys and girls. http://www.babycenter.com/0_unusual-baby-names-of-2012_10375911.bc

There are a few where I think it is allowable, but in most cases, just no. They should make it easier for a kid to change his name.
Dec 13, 2012 8:20 AM

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Adolf Hitler.
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KingLear said:
Adolf Hitler.


Well only one of the two is the name and i think you will have enough trouble already by having Hitler as a surname.
Dec 13, 2012 9:40 AM

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Bottle.
Dec 13, 2012 9:54 AM

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Don Flamingo.
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Ouma Shu
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Ralph or Latoyah
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Chicken Wing.

Imagine someone saying "Hey Chicken Wing."
Dec 27, 2012 2:53 AM

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I once saw a guy named Areopagita.


/wtfiswrongwithhisparentsomg
Dec 27, 2012 4:04 AM

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Monad said:
KingLear said:
Adolf Hitler.


Well only one of the two is the name and i think you will have enough trouble already by having Hitler as a surname.

Don't tell it to me but to those parents who supposedly named their children like that. His name was Adolf Hitler Campbell I guess...? I believe his parents are already in a jail. Google it.
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Dec 27, 2012 7:31 AM

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John, Im sick of calling everyone beside me John
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I could go on.
Dec 27, 2012 7:55 AM

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im4eversmart said:
John, Im sick of calling everyone beside me John
Dude what do think my real name is he?
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Dec 27, 2012 8:02 AM

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johnyjohny said:
im4eversmart said:
John, Im sick of calling everyone beside me John
Dude what do think my real name is he?


Steve?
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Dec 27, 2012 11:54 AM

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NicoleB said:
johnyjohny said:
im4eversmart said:
John, Im sick of calling everyone beside me John
Dude what do think my real name is he?


Steve?

Now that was a good one Nicole. It made me chuckle a bit, but that's all.

Good work, nonetheless.




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Hitler was good, objectively.
Dec 27, 2012 12:04 PM

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sebastian .. or poppy may the last tone is just asking to be set on fire at school
Dec 27, 2012 1:56 PM

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johnyjohny said:
im4eversmart said:
John, Im sick of calling everyone beside me John
Dude what do think my real name is he?


Is he what?
Dec 27, 2012 3:09 PM

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Chad, anyone named Chad is a fucking douchebag, gods I hate the name Chad!

And Jordan, not because it's a bad name or anything but where I'm from (Canada) I swear to god every second person is named Jordan, it's like John or Steve.

And yeah, any (non-common or non-English) character name, I'm a fucking middle class white guy, I'm not gonna name my equally middle classed white kid something like Shizurukanawokalashalamababa.
Dec 27, 2012 3:13 PM

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I wouldn't call him any of these:

Dec 27, 2012 3:16 PM

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I wouldn't call him any of these:

tl;dr

I wouldn't call him SSJGoku
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twinkies
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Robert.
I would never have my kid go through the pain of living with that name like I did
Dec 27, 2012 5:11 PM

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Chad, Aiden, Marissa, Tanya, the list goes on. I quite like Shithead, though I'd never name my kid that.. if only there was some way to get about the spelling.
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There was a guy in one of my classes last year named Satoshi. Now that would sound normal since half my school's population is Asian. The problem is he wasn't. He was a burly ginger in his mid-20s.

I've already decided that I'm naming my first kid Mickey, regardless of gender.
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