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Oct 29, 2015 4:09 AM
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So I ran out of my house and had to get the train, but I'm unshaven, bad breath and clothes aint the best I could've picked.

I doubt its uncommon to leave ones house in a hurry so do you have any expereince or advice for these things?

I've been here way too long...
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Oct 29, 2015 4:10 AM
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inb4 thread will transform into a selfie thread
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Oct 29, 2015 4:11 AM
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I always look like garbage. Try to wake early and prepare things the night before so you don't have to do much later.
Oct 29, 2015 4:11 AM
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IntellectualMr said:
I always look like garbage. Try to wake early and prepare things the night before so you don't have to much later.

Let me just go and rewind time so I can try that out
I've been here way too long...
Oct 29, 2015 4:12 AM
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Just don't look at yourself in the mirror, and go through the day imagining you are looking immaculate.

Don't worry if anyone is looking at you, if they are the reason is you are so beautiful they can't keep their eyes off.
when ur about to have a refreshing sip of earl grey tea and someone says "traps are gay"
Oct 29, 2015 4:13 AM
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I keep make-up/deo etc. and a clean set of clothes at work for just these kinds of situations.
Oct 29, 2015 4:16 AM
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Commit sudoku.
Oct 29, 2015 4:18 AM
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SnugglyWhuggly said:
Commit sudoku.

Its kinda early to be playing puzzle games I think
I've been here way too long...
Oct 29, 2015 4:19 AM
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If you don't already, you could start carrying a tiny toothbrush and toothpaste so you could deal with teeth over whatever sink you got time to use? Gum, mints?

Other than that and what starlabbu does, I can't think of very many solutions. I mean once you're out of the house it's pretty much a done deal, isn't it?
Oct 29, 2015 4:23 AM

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I go back to bed.

Oct 29, 2015 4:23 AM

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I never look like garbage in the morning
I love Christine

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary; In proportion as he simplifies his life, the laws of the universe will appear less complex, and solitude will not be solitude, nor poverty poverty, nor weakness weakness." - Henry David Thoreau


Oct 29, 2015 4:24 AM

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TheConquerer said:
SnugglyWhuggly said:
Commit sudoku.

Its kinda early to be playing puzzle games I think

It's something to take your mind off how shitty you supposedly look though, right?
Oct 29, 2015 4:25 AM

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Paella_ said:
inb4 thread will transform into a selfie thread


Well played.


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Oct 29, 2015 4:34 AM
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And I take a deep breath
And I get real high
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Just to get it all out what’s in my head
And I am feeling a little peculiar
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morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath
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And I scream from the top of my lungs
what’s goin’ on
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I say hey, what’s going on?
And I say, hey hey hey hey
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25 years and my life is still
I’m trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination.

Oct 29, 2015 4:35 AM
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I wouldn't have a clue...I wake up oozing perfection.
Oct 29, 2015 4:35 AM
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Nothing.
Oct 29, 2015 4:36 AM
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I put on my hood and it cures my bed head.
Thats the worse it will ever be.
If I cut my hair problem solved for 2-3 months.
Oct 29, 2015 4:44 AM

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I think "well, nothing new here"
Oct 29, 2015 4:46 AM

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put my hair is a ponytail and put on sunglasses =P
Oct 29, 2015 4:54 AM

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Go back into the trash can where I came from.
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Oct 29, 2015 5:02 AM

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This thread is so random
Oct 29, 2015 5:08 AM
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I don't look like garbage in the morning so ..
Oct 29, 2015 5:26 AM
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I usually make sure I have a hat, wear a hood, ext. If I got nothing really important going on, it's not a big deal. Like if you're talking about something like being late for classes... i'd probably show up in sweatpants and sweatshirt the majority of the time lol.
Oct 29, 2015 5:28 AM
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Go to Winchester.
Oct 29, 2015 5:28 AM

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DisdainMatto said:
I never look like garbage in the morning
Oct 29, 2015 5:31 AM
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Get gum for the breathe. If you have a jacket or something you can throw it over whatever you're wearing maybe.
I wake up with incurable bed head a lot and really I just don't think about it. Most of the people I see in the day are either those who see me on a regular basis and have seen my good hair or those who likely won't remember me even if they do ever see me again
Oct 29, 2015 5:45 AM

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SnugglyWhuggly said:
TheConquerer said:

Its kinda early to be playing puzzle games I think

It's something to take your mind off how shitty you supposedly look though, right?

What do you think Mal is for?

Uh oh people moving away from me...
I've been here way too long...
Oct 29, 2015 5:46 AM
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This is one of the very few things I hate..
To show up on public in such state.
Oct 29, 2015 6:10 AM

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I never look like garbage in the morning (unless I'm sick).
My hair can look a little silly sometimes, but a quick use of the brush always manages to fix that problem.
Oct 29, 2015 6:10 AM
Oct 29, 2015 6:20 AM

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I never leave the house.
Oct 29, 2015 6:57 AM

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Niddy said:
I never leave the house.

How do you shop then?
I've been here way too long...
Oct 29, 2015 7:24 AM
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TheConquerer said:
Niddy said:
I never leave the house.

How do you shop then?

You can buy anything online, even people. I see no need to leave the house.
Oct 29, 2015 7:25 AM

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Smash my head with cinder blocks



Lies are full
of endless possibilies.
Oct 29, 2015 7:28 AM
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I look like garbage everyday, got to the point I got used to it and I got to convince myself that at least I'm high quality garbage-looking
gone bai bai
Oct 29, 2015 7:43 AM

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Consolation said:
TheConquerer said:

How do you shop then?

You can buy anything online, even people. I see no need to leave the house.

Ok what about taking the trash out?
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Oct 29, 2015 7:46 AM

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TheConquerer said:
Consolation said:

You can buy anything online, even people. I see no need to leave the house.

Ok what about taking the trash out?


Obviously lives with her parents that do all that shit for her.
Oct 29, 2015 7:48 AM

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I cry.
Oct 29, 2015 7:54 AM

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hoopla123 said:

Obviously lives with her parents that do all that shit for her.

I should have known, Mal and all that
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Oct 29, 2015 7:59 AM

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*Goes back to sleep*
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Oct 29, 2015 8:21 AM

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Brush my teeth, wash my face and then I leave the house. Looks like garbage what ever the fuck I do.
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Oct 29, 2015 8:25 AM

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LemonCup said:
I go back to bed.
Oct 29, 2015 8:31 AM

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I don't care what I look like.
Oct 29, 2015 10:00 AM

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I don't look bad after waking up though?
Oct 29, 2015 10:06 AM

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mayukachan said:
I don't look bad after waking up though?

How...would I know?
I've been here way too long...
Oct 29, 2015 10:28 AM
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You gotta deal with the cards you have so I wing it by acting like I'm still cool and there's nothing wrong. Strut your stuff and have your head held up high.

If you can nab some breath mints/gum though that would be good. But if you won't be talking to anyone there's no cause for concern.
Oct 29, 2015 11:33 AM
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Realise I don't care what randoms thing...
Oct 29, 2015 11:41 AM
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It's more about me coming home, seeing myself in a mirror and realizing how ugly I looked all day.

Oct 29, 2015 12:20 PM

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I do my very best to avoid this type of scenario.
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