Describe the Perfect Person

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theres no such thing as a perfect person.

there is an idea about a perfect group interaction between people where all persons involved feel equal, but not an idea about a perfect individual or person. from my perpective. polygamy is basicly what im talking about. the idea is that if you have 100 speicic requirments and you forfill at least 1 or more of them for another person and you have 100 people all basicly filling those needs required for you and vice versa then i think that is basicly the perfect reltionship.

I suppose the idea of a perfect partnership of somkind where in all values are met. I suppose those are mainly food sex music as long as those 3 things are met then basically any kind of reltionship can blosom. But i dont think I've met anyone who is perfect.

lets not even bring body into this either because that just makes things more complicated.

Sep 17, 2009 4:18 PM

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Edward because he's so fucking sparkly.

Sep 17, 2009 4:19 PM

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Drunk_Samurai said:
Edward because he's so fucking sparkly.

i bet all the girls he dates always glare due to the oversparkle.

Sep 17, 2009 4:22 PM

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Sep 17, 2009 4:26 PM

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Physical layout:Long silky black hair, wide blue eyes. hourglass figure.

Mental layout: She has to enjoy laughing and telling jokes and needs to know how to relax and look at the world around and enjoy it, and she has to have a deep philisophical side. She must be smart and have a need to live life to the fullest. She must be ready to push me off a plane if I tell her I'm afraid of heights and other things of that kind.

Any takers?

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Sep 17, 2009 4:27 PM

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Chuck fucking Norris.

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Sverige är ärorikt, såsom jag :-]

Sep 17, 2009 5:01 PM

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Once I get around to writing my "about me" that'll be a good description of a perfect person.
:)

Everyone secretly thinks they're the best, except people who genuinely hate themselves.

But really, it obviously varies greatly, someone who is perfect to me would be someone who has a lot in common with me, but this person wouldn't be perfect to many other people.
Consider me 100%
The more things you have in common with me, the higher percentage you are.
Over 50% would be friends, over 70% good friends etc.

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Sep 17, 2009 5:03 PM

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Kurtz said:
Everyone secretly thinks they're the best, except people who genuinely hate themselves.

I spy an epic quote~
But yeah, perfect person? Depends on what you mean? Because if it were to be all perfect, it wouldn't really be too hard to describe. Just think: top in all categories.

Sep 17, 2009 5:07 PM

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Perfect person needs to have at least the muscles and badass look like Kenshiro, but with some awesome beard on top of that.
And have all sorts of awesome skills, from martial arts to marksmanship and obviously great intelligence, enough to quickly learn and adapt to any situation, and with an uncanny ability to survive through the most impossible odds.
As for personality, a healthy skeptical but scientifically inquisitive mindset as well as a rather nihilistic take on morality and existentialism.
A person that can handle anything life throws at him and prevail in any situation, a perfectly adaptable creature, that is a perfect person.

Sep 17, 2009 5:09 PM

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Jesus. And even he wasn't that perfect.

As for a woman, it would be different for everyone. Perfection is that which we don't desire to change in the slightest; this would greatly depend on your subjective point of view. If you ever see a woman, get to know a woman, and you feel, "Damn, I don't find anything irritating about her. I want her just the way she is." That would be the perfect woman. So far, I believe this to only have been achieved in creative mediums, and even then it has never been a universally accepted perfection. A more reasonable description of a perfect woman would be to simply say "A beautiful woman", because beauty is perfection.

edit: lol, Baman, that description was perfect; also, 1000th post. How about that for perfection?

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Sep 17, 2009 5:13 PM

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georgi said:
lol, Baman, that description was perfect

That's because he was describing himself.

Sep 17, 2009 5:15 PM

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Defiance said:
That's because he was describing himself.

I don't know any martial arts though :/

Sep 17, 2009 5:16 PM

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Baman said:

Defiance said:
That's because he was describing himself.

I don't know any martial arts though :/

Damn, so close to being a god too.

Sep 17, 2009 5:17 PM

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Baman said:

Defiance said:
That's because he was describing himself.

I don't know any martial arts though :/

come and join the sexy commando club

Sep 17, 2009 5:23 PM

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perfect woman is easy. yakumo from school rumble. don't really give a fuck about the perfect man.

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Sep 17, 2009 5:23 PM

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> Changes gender at will
> Shits gold so neither of us have to work

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Sep 17, 2009 5:24 PM

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ladyxzeus said:
Me

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Me

Wrong fagits.

The answer you are looking for is not you,

It's me

Sep 17, 2009 5:33 PM

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mightykid218 said:
perfect woman is easy. yakumo from school rumble. don't really give a fuck about the perfect man.

Yakumo? She doesn't even measure up to Haruhi.

georgi said:
edit: lol, Baman, that description was perfect; also, 1000th post. How about that for perfection?

I'll be impressed when you pull off that same feat at 10,000 - later on - 100,000. >:D

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Sep 17, 2009 5:36 PM

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A mute, so you don't have to listen to them fucking gab all the time.

Sep 17, 2009 5:40 PM

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Anyone who doesn't reply by saying Me.

Sep 17, 2009 5:42 PM

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Sonofjohn said:

ladyxzeus said:
Me

HannesOfangels said:
Me

Wrong fagits.

The answer you are looking for is not you,

It's me

Maybe we are all the same person.

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Sep 17, 2009 5:45 PM

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rTz said:
> Changes gender at will
> Shits gold so neither of us have to work

I agree.

... Or at least someone who isn't like KyuuA4

Sep 17, 2009 5:53 PM

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Beef_Whistle said:
As long as she still has her tongue intact.

Agreed, we still need that for a much more satisfying purpose.

Sep 17, 2009 5:55 PM

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ladyxzeus said:
Maybe we are all the same person.

If you have soda and b-vitamins sitting in front of you, I'll listen.

Sep 17, 2009 5:58 PM

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Indirect_Purple said:
... Or at least someone who isn't like KyuuA4

Oh snap. Iz dat sum foine print, I see?

ladyxzeus said:

Sonofjohn said:

ladyxzeus said:
Me

HannesOfangels said:
Me

Wrong fagits.

The answer you are looking for is not you,

It's me

Maybe we are all the same person.

I heard you're rich. Well, I'm poor. Gimme yar money. Ya don't need it.

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Sep 17, 2009 6:00 PM

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Perfect people don't need money.

I have myself to admire all day.

Sep 17, 2009 6:03 PM

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KyuuA4 said:

mightykid218 said:
perfect woman is easy. yakumo from school rumble. don't really give a fuck about the perfect man.

Yakumo? She doesn't even measure up to Haruhi.

georgi said:
edit: lol, Baman, that description was perfect; also, 1000th post. How about that for perfection?

I'll be impressed when you pull off that same feat at 10,000 - later on - 100,000. >:D

Yakumo owns all :D

I reckon the perfect guy would be a guy who only likes me, and no other girls..so then theres no jealousy lol xD

Sep 17, 2009 6:05 PM

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1) make me a sandwich
2) suck dick on command
3) don't talk so much

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Sep 17, 2009 6:08 PM

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rebekah said:
I reckon the perfect guy would be a guy who only likes me, and no other girls..so then theres no jealousy lol xD

Why must you girls be so demanding!?

On that note, just last night, I was watching the 9th episode to Spice Wolf II. The topic of discussion in that episode pertains to the characters Horo and Lawerence's desire to have each other -- solely. If anyone else gets into the mix, jealousy is involved.

Yet Horo admits to go on as far as teasing Lawerence in order to drive him -- especially when she hints on the number of guys she's been with in the past.

Ugh, you girls are incorrigible! LOL XD

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2D

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Puni said:
2D

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It'll be difficult to stick a penis into that, don't you think? Unless the e-penis or the imaginary type would suffice.

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Sep 17, 2009 6:17 PM

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Neverender said:
1) make me a sandwich
2) suck dick on command
3) don't talk so much

1) make me sandwiches on command
2) suck dick on command
3) speak when spoken to

fixed

"Not talk so much" is to vague. So is "a sandwich" Women would abuse these rights. Don't want to get into a relationship,to only be deceived by a bad contract.

Sep 17, 2009 6:20 PM

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Sonofjohn said:

Neverender said:
DOES WHAT IS TOLD

super fixed

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Sonofjohn said:

Neverender said:
1) make me a sandwich
2) suck dick on command
3) don't talk so much

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Beef_Whistle said:
Holo is a fictional character, not a girl.

Quit killing my fantasies!

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Beef_Whistle said:

Neverender (62.3% Male) said:
1) make me a sandwich
2) suck dick on command
3) don't talk so much

A guy can fit into this criteria

of course. its not gender specific just as long as they do what they are told at all times.

Sep 17, 2009 6:25 PM

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Beef_Whistle said:
A guy can fit into this criteria

We are not here to debate the issue upon sexual preference. We are making a man's bill of supremacy. I will propose it to a committee at once. It will be sure to pass with a few added provisions. We can pass it as a rider bill if we must. I think it would do well with any bill pertaining to the rights of women.

Sep 17, 2009 6:28 PM

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NEVER-BEND-HER said:
of course. its not gender specific just as long as they do what they are told at all times.

It shall remain that way. Of course we might add an auto pilot mode. Having to issue commands to a slave all day can be quite tiring. Ask the confederates, they even had to use whips to keep their property in line.

Perhaps we could install a mode that has designated time slots for the first 2 requirements.

5:00 suck dick
5:30 make sandwich
6:00 suck dick
6:30 make sandwich
7:00 suck dick
7:30 make sandwich
...

Sep 17, 2009 6:36 PM

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Beef_Whistle said:
Fuck you I'm straight and I want a busty woman.

Well maybe someone wants a good couple of balls. Who are we to decide sexual preference? Perhaps a new gender will evolve from one of the two current genders. We certainly would want to test the abilities of this gender. If we limit ourselves now, we'll pay for it in the future.

Besides giving gays rights of supremacy over their butholes would help our bill pass. It's a sacrifice we must make for future progress.

Sep 17, 2009 6:37 PM

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A virgin.

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