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Oct 18, 2015 1:33 PM
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So imagine you're n a cafe or some other public pace and you bump into someone who happens to be a girl, she says some kind of remark maybe an insult and you make some kind of smart comeback, embarrassed she walks up to you and gives you 5 across the face like its nobody's business.
The question is how would you react?

This is kinda inspired by that video on you tube, it surprised me how some people thought the guy deserved to be beat up after that. But I'd rather we focus on the above scenario since the video is complicated.


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Oct 18, 2015 1:34 PM
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I'd sooner laugh in her face,I'd say.
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I like the abuse.
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Often said:
I like the abuse.


Does that mean you would ask for more?
Oct 18, 2015 1:35 PM
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Don't think so.
Today they say you're crazy, tomorrow they will say you're a genious.
Oct 18, 2015 1:35 PM
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It's called self-defense. It doesn't matter who the person is, if they put hands on me I'm obliged to defend myself by any means necessary.

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself."
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Oct 18, 2015 1:37 PM
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Depends on why I was struck. If it were my fault, it doesn't matter what gender delivers the punishment, I'd just take it unless it was excessive. If someone came up to me to attack with the intent to inflict significant bodily harm (such as the excessive punishment I mentioned before), I'm going to defend myself.
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Mischievous said:
Often said:
I like the abuse.


Does that mean you would ask for more?
Perhaps.
Perhaps not.

Would you slap me?
Oct 18, 2015 1:37 PM
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She will wake up in a Hospital
Oct 18, 2015 1:38 PM

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Does it hurt?

Anime is good, fucking deal with it.
Oct 18, 2015 1:39 PM

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Mischievous said:
I'd sooner laugh in her face,I'd say.
Same
Oct 18, 2015 1:39 PM

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Forgetting gender, in most cases slapping back just escalates problems.
Oct 18, 2015 1:39 PM

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I'll do an experiment by going around and slapping as many men as possible.
Oct 18, 2015 1:41 PM

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Well, I wouldn't make this mistake.
TheConquerer said:
So imagine you're n a cafe or some other public pace and you bump into someone who happens to be a girl, she says some kind of remark maybe an insult and you make some kind of smart comeback,

I would just keep walking honestly. Though, given it's the thread title I would probably just take it and walk off to avoid more conflict. I mean there's no reason to stay and escalate things further so it's just a waste of time. However, if I were to make something out of it I would have fun with it. After she slapped me I would look all surprised and then uppercut her right in the chin. Reminds me of that bus video of the woman attacking the bus driver I think.
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FloatingIdiot said:
Forgetting gender, in most cases slapping back just escalates problems.

yeah alot of guys will jump you if you hit a woman.
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Oct 18, 2015 1:43 PM

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Id be more likely to shove her away from me than slap her.
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Oct 18, 2015 1:44 PM

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Jesus said:
You have heard that it was said, 'AN EYE FOR AN EYE, AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH.' But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also.
Oct 18, 2015 1:45 PM

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A man retaliating against a woman is kind of like a slave retaliating against their master, it won't end well. :/
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Oct 18, 2015 1:48 PM

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Rothion said:
A man retaliating against a woman is kind of like a slave retaliating against their master, it won't end well. :/
But in this case it won't end well for either person
Oct 18, 2015 1:48 PM

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If I deserved it, then no.
Oct 18, 2015 1:50 PM
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Having been slapped more then once, I can say no I wouldn't.
Oct 18, 2015 1:52 PM

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Only if she slapped my ass will I slap her back ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Oct 18, 2015 1:52 PM
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The option to leave is there, she is no real threat to my life or another's and there's little chance for my being repeatedly abused so no. Girl or not, physically handling things isn't my style.
Oct 18, 2015 1:53 PM

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Probably not. It's really not that hard to put your hand in the way anyway.
Oct 18, 2015 1:55 PM

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I doubt I will run in this situation.
But I would probably slap her back, this is no Chivalry times.

Oct 18, 2015 1:56 PM

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Nope.
Oct 18, 2015 1:57 PM

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I doubt I will make a 'smart' comeback, I'll be just like "ok, whatever..."

Thats not really the point though..
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Oct 18, 2015 1:58 PM
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I'd put an ancient curse on her and condemn her to a life of eternal loneliness and despair
Oct 18, 2015 1:58 PM
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with my penis
Oct 18, 2015 1:59 PM

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In the interest of achieving true gender equality I would slap her back. Don't you understand? It's the least sexist option you hormonal fembots!
Oct 18, 2015 1:59 PM
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I would probably ask her what the hell she thinks she is doing.

As for a hypothetical situation where a woman strikes a man; as with anyone, I'd only respond to a situation with violence if I had to respond with violence. A lone strike from another person doesn't usually meet that requirement. Most of the time, raising your hand to anyone just exasperates the situation.

Remember, someone who kicks off, is humiliated and strikes someone looks like an idiot to most bystanders. You kick off with violence yourself, at that point you look like an idiot too, especially if it wasn't necessary.
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Rohypnol said:
with my penis
WHAT IF SHE BITES.
Oct 18, 2015 2:05 PM
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Candy said:
Rohypnol said:
with my penis
WHAT IF SHE BITES.


that's why you aim for the forehead
Oct 18, 2015 2:08 PM
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Often said:
Mischievous said:


Does that mean you would ask for more?
Perhaps.
Perhaps not.

Would you slap me?


Yes.
Oct 18, 2015 2:10 PM

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Rat said:
Why not catch her hand?
Braindead people. Even if you have no chance to catch move your torso and pull back your head.

I agree catching the slap would be the ideal move

Anyway assuming she did slap me I doubt I would do the same to her because as I already mentioned - I'm against violating the pretty girls. I'd rather slap myself than ruin the face of a cutie.

Who said anything about pretty?
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Rat said:
Anna_Cats said:
I'd put an ancient curse on her and condemn her to a life of eternal loneliness and despair
Oh shit. You're just what MAL needs!
I assume you can also lift curses right? MAL is cursed with the same thing you've mentioned.
How many dead babies are required to persuade you to lift it?
I just need the blood of virgins, which shouldn't be too hard to find on this site.
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TheConquerer said:
Rat said:
Why not catch her hand?
Braindead people. Even if you have no chance to catch move your torso and pull back your head.

I agree catching the slap would be the ideal move

Anyway assuming she did slap me I doubt I would do the same to her because as I already mentioned - I'm against violating the pretty girls. I'd rather slap myself than ruin the face of a cutie.

Who said anything about pretty?
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Oct 18, 2015 2:11 PM

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a girl slapped me once, i told her to at least smack me like a man
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Rohypnol said:
Candy said:
WHAT IF SHE BITES.
that's why you aim for the forehead
it's not the same
Oct 18, 2015 3:11 PM

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I'd punch her in the face like a man
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I'd punch her in the face like a man


Chris Brown, is that you?
Oct 18, 2015 3:12 PM

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I will *** her ^^.

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On the ass.
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Mischievous said:
I'd sooner laugh in her face,I'd say.
Oct 18, 2015 3:18 PM

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I'd slap her back since no one would be able to insult me of being a misogynist
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Jesus said:
You have heard that it was said, 'AN EYE FOR AN EYE, AND A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH.' But I say to you, do not resist an evil person; but whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also.
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I'm still trying to figure out the fucking video man...

So is that like some Indian game show?

WTF was going on there....my mind is fucking blown....someone explain it to me!!!
Oct 18, 2015 3:28 PM

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JustALEX said:
I'm still trying to figure out the fucking video man...

So is that like some Indian game show?

WTF was going on there....my mind is fucking blown....someone explain it to me!!!


It's set in the 2300s, when we have S&M game shows. The dude couldn't take the abuse anymore, so he abandoned his script and went for the bitchslap :V
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JustALEX said:
I'm still trying to figure out the fucking video man...

So is that like some Indian game show?

WTF was going on there....my mind is fucking blown....someone explain it to me!!!


HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?
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PoeticJustice said:
JustALEX said:
I'm still trying to figure out the fucking video man...

So is that like some Indian game show?

WTF was going on there....my mind is fucking blown....someone explain it to me!!!


HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?


*gets beaten up by SJWs*
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I don't like violence so nah.
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