Yes, these "elitists" that spend all their time worshiping "prolific" MAL reviewers are quite problematic. They spend so much time liking anime different from my tastes and surrounding themselves without people they like. It's personally very concerning and I don't feel safe anymore without a loaded M-16 within arms reach.
Before this problem gets out of hand, I have an idea to stop it.
A Humble Proposition for Countering the Followers of Elitist People From Being a Hindrance to MAL Users or Anime Fans, and For making them Helpful to the Community.
It is a gloomy sight to weeaboos, who peruse this great forum, or travel in the web, when they see the threads, the comments, and videos crowded with elitists of little sex, followed by three, four, or six children, all of poor taste, begging every reviewer for a donation of wisdom. These weeaboos instead of being able to think for their honest understanding, are forced to employ all their time in wandering to beg intelligence for they are helpless infants who, as they grow up, either turn thieves of content for want of work, or leave their dear native community, to fight for the pretender in Anilist, or sell themselves to the Youtube.
I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of the elitists and frequently of their worshiped reviewers, is in the present deplorable state of Myanimelist, a very great additional grievance; and therefore whoever could find out a fair, cheap and easy method of making these children sound and useful members of MAL forums, would deserve so well of the website, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of MyAnimeList.
But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the children of professed elitists: it is of a much greater extent, and shall take in the whole number of infants at a certain mental age, who are born of pseudointellectuals in effect as little able to support them, , as those who demand our charity on Patreon.
As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years, upon this important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of our projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their computation. It is true, a child just dropt from its dam, may be supported by Legend of the Galactic Heroes with little other nourishment: at most not above the value of Serial Experiments Lain, which the elitist may certainly get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging for intellectual anime; and it is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a manner, as, instead of being a charge upon the pseudointellectuals, or the parish, or wanting intellectual anime and bad philo for the rest of their lives, they shall, on the contrary, contribute to the sharing, and partly to the making of many thousands.
There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will prevent those abortions of anime fans, and that horrid practice of elitists watching idol and magical girl anime, alas! too frequent among us, sacrificing the poor innocent weeaboos, I doubt, more to avoid the expense than the shame, which would move tears and pity in the most savage and inhuman scholar.
The number of people on this website being usually reckoned 6 million and a half, of these I calculate there may be about nine hundred thousand who are elitists; from which number I subtract ninety thousand users, who are inactive, (although I apprehend there cannot be so many, under the present distresses of the kingdom) but this being granted, there will remain eight hundred and ten thousand elitists. I again subtract ninety thousand, for those duplicate accounts, or hentai alternate accounts. There only remain seven hundred and twenty thousand children of dull mind. The question therefore is, How this number shall be reared, and provided for? which, as I have already said, under the present situation of affairs, is utterly impossible by all the methods hitherto proposed. For we can neither employ them in critical thinking or writing useful threads; they neither build databases, (I mean in the website) nor cultivate the comment sections: they can very seldom pick up a good anime taste by stealing till they arrive at six years old; except where they are of towardly parts, although I confess they learn the rudiments much earlier; during which time they can however be properly looked upon only as probationers: As I have been informed by a principal gentleman in the county of Cavan, who protested to me, that he never knew above one or two instances under the age of six, even in a part of the kingdom so renowned for the quickest proficiency in that art.
I am assured by our moderators, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no useful commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three good things, or three pounds and half at most; which cannot turn to account either to the forum or website, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least objection.
I have been assured by a very knowing friend from the land of the free, that a young healthy child well indoctrinated, is, at a year old, a most useful indentured servant to produce Chinese Cartoons or Taiwanese Tapestries for elitists to fawn over; and I have no doubt that it will operate as a healthy self-sufficient system. |