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Jul 4, 2017 2:07 PM
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I personally believe that, for multiple reasons, anime girls are much better than real life girls. I will go into details on these reasons later, but one very important reason is that anime girls tend to be very innocent whereas real life girls on average lose their virginity by the age of 16. They tend to be moody and rude as well and call you a creep simply for approaching them.

For these reasons I do not interact with real life women at all. When I go outside, I do not look at them or speak to them unless absolutely necessary. But I still crave physical companionship, and my solution for that was to get myself an anime waifu: and my waifu is Megumin from Konosuba.

Here is how I worship her:

1. I buy every single Megumin merchandise that is available on Amiami and other websites.
2. I have done a trip to Japan, in particular Akihabara, in order to buy more Megumin merchandise that might not be available on the Internet.
3. I own a Megumin body pillow that I snuggle every day and night and talk to. I cook daily meals for my body pillow and take good care of her, making sure to remove dust and other dirt with a lint remover every few hours.
4. I have a Megumin shrine, where I collect all of my Megumin merchandise (apart from my body pillow. I carry that around with me to places). For obvious reasons I cannot take a picture of this shrine; I don't want people to get jealous.
5. I have introduced my body pillow to my parents, although it took a bit for them to accept that we are together.
6. Although my waifu can't put on a ring, I bought her one anyway and glued it to the pillow so that we can be together forever.
7. I make a reservation to eat at a restaurant with Megumin every month. Although the waiters and waitresses find it weird that I dine with a body pillow, I give them a large enough tip so that they don't say anything.

What do you guys do?
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Jul 4, 2017 2:11 PM
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i just give the anime 1/10 when she get rejected
i keep shitposting about how great she is (i survived so many bloody waifu wars)
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Jul 4, 2017 2:12 PM
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Ah, yes. We have come far as species.
Jul 4, 2017 2:36 PM
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Wank it to pictures of her

Also this troll thread really isn't subtle at all. Try harder next time


What's the difference?
Jul 4, 2017 2:37 PM
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this thread seems very odd......very odd
Jul 4, 2017 2:39 PM
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I don't have money to buy merchandise so I just save her fan art.
Simple as that.
Jul 4, 2017 2:43 PM
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for the most part I collect pictures of her and just hug my body pillow of her
Jul 4, 2017 2:45 PM
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The real question is, to what extend do people worship their waifu(s).

I have Love Live Doujinshi... ;) ;)

Also, Mahouka doujinshi isn't that bad.
Jul 4, 2017 3:11 PM
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A loooooooooooooot of photos of my waifus/husbandos get saved to my hard drive. Also the occasional figurine if available
Jul 4, 2017 3:14 PM

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Don't we all do that, OP? Pft.

Chrollo is my phone wallpaper, I suppose.
Jul 4, 2017 3:23 PM

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Fap to her.
There is no form of anime waifu worshipment that is higher than fap to it, once you fap to it that mean you sold your soul to her.
Jul 4, 2017 3:34 PM

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Add her to my favorites.

And then do nothing...
Jul 4, 2017 3:35 PM

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I have a probably bootleg poster on the wall by my bed of her.
"No, son, you may not have your body pillow at the dinner table!"
Jul 4, 2017 3:37 PM

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Fap + fav fanarts of her in art websites + reblog things about her in Tumblr + buy merchandise of her series if I can afford it.

I think that's the most I can do.
Jul 4, 2017 3:42 PM

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Can't tell if satire or legit... but if legit, man (or girl?) you are doing a fine job.

For the sake of my own sanity and the fact that I still enjoy hanging out with 3D girls, I can't go quite that far. Buying figures/posters, doujinshi, and "liking" everything to do with them online are currently my preferred methods of worship.

Jul 4, 2017 3:43 PM
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Why must I think about this? I wonder why.



Good troll thread. 6/10, still ask myself if you are serious or naaah. Everything is possible.

They tend to be moody and rude as well and call you a creep simply for approaching them.

Jep. That's sounds like something I would do. You don't want that some people coming close to you.
Jul 4, 2017 3:48 PM
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Buy merch and save pics of course. I'm still hoping for the day I can get a good looking, non lewd body pillow of my waifu.
Jul 4, 2017 3:48 PM

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I don't, because she already knows and prays to me instead.
Jul 4, 2017 4:36 PM

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_Ako_ said:
The real question is, to what extend do people worship their waifu(s).

I have Love Live Doujinshi... ;) ;)

Also, Mahouka doujinshi isn't that bad.

I found soo much Love Live Doujinshi online the other day, think I queued up 500 and I don't even think that was half of it.

PS. Maki is No.1 :D
^_^
Jul 4, 2017 4:42 PM

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with lots of semen dedicated to her when watching picks of her
this is as far as my worship goes
Jul 4, 2017 4:51 PM
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I put her figurine in the center of a pentagram, pray for an hour while flagellating myself and repeating: "Ononoki is the only one for me". Then I kill a goat, drink its blood and have sex with a body pillow of her to complete the ritual.

I do it once a week btw. Always on fridays at midnight.
Jul 4, 2017 4:52 PM

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JC_Fuggy said:
Add her to my favorites.

And then do nothing...


That's all i do as well.

and i cant tell if your being serious or not, especially number 7
Jul 4, 2017 5:24 PM

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Well, Momo is the GOAT...

She deserves every ounce of worship she gets.
Jul 4, 2017 6:24 PM

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This...might have been a fun topic if it was presented in a less scornful, if not hostile nature. While it may have been as a joke, due the manner in which the thread was created, there was not really any discussion to be had, especially given the responses thus far. So, uh, at the very least, here's my contribution.


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