| Or maybe you have plans with a dakimakura you already have? I should buy an Aoyama Nanami one. |
My waifu, do not steal.  |
| Yup, actually we're going to the movies. |
 NasalShark said: I'd love to squeeze your nipples until they look like a purple slushie, Senpai. |
| Nah, that's way too much money. I'm going to hire prostitute instead. |
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| If I could... I'd buy a Megumi Katou one. |
McGibletz said: Nah, that's way too much money. I'm going to hire prostitute instead. Eww, you're gonna spend it with a 3D person? |
My waifu, do not steal. |
| I have no idea what you are saying but I don't think I want to google it. :/ |
codephat said: You know you want to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)I have no idea what you are saying but I don't think I want to google it. :/ |
NasalShark said: I'd love to squeeze your nipples until they look like a purple slushie, Senpai. |
| I would except they don't make them for the characters I like. |
-CallMeSenpai- said: codephat said: You know you want to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)I have no idea what you are saying but I don't think I want to google it. :/ I'll leave it up to your imagination whether or not I did. :) |
| Sure will ! Imma gonna buy a dakimakura of ... ... Lol It really exists o: http://40.media.tumblr.com/0c7851cd5e7cef560f4c3ecad94a299b/tumblr_meyo6zImyZ1rbwkyto1_500.jpg |
NyarlathothepFeb 1, 2016 10:13 AM
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| Disliking Valentines day is too mainstream, so I'm going to pretend I'm a little hipster cupido. I'm not going to get a daki either because its 2expensive4me |
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My love for Dakimakuras transcend space, love, energy and life, thus this Valentine's I'll get myself a Dakimarura of a Dakimakura |
| gone bai bai |
| I might buy one when I get my own apartment just for the hell of it but until then no |
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| Why buy one when I can just murder my crush and stuff their flesh into a pillow and snuggle up to that? Now that's the kind of valentines day I dream of. |
  There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
| ha ha! LOL KEK good joke OP, well meme'd friend im just gonna off myself instead |
| My plan on valentine days consist on seeing cute fan arts of my otps on valentine's day. I dont need no dakimakura. |
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| I bought a body pillow from a creepy guy in an alley, it was dripping with some sorta red and brown liquid so I washed it, but I try hugging it but all it does is screaaaaaaam... Also why does everyone call it a Dakimakura instead of a body pillow? They literally mean the same thing... |
HaXXspetten said: I might buy one when I get my own apartment just for the hell of it but until then no I allways thought exactly the same! |
| M.P.D.S./F.O.A.D. |
| my girlfriend would probably murder me in my sleep or plain try to beat me to death the moment she saw me with one of those in my bed, she already has a huge problem with my black hanekawa fixation like wallpapers and pvc figure in my computer desk, if i got one of those (a black hanekawa one of couse duh :P) she'd probably flip :P |
| but if i want one? oh hell yeah, i mean, why not? :D |
| No, me and my body pillow recently had a huge argument. I think we both said some hurtful things that we didn't really mean. Now she won't even speak to me anymore. |
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Mkim said: Cebix said: Gotta get that weeb credI bought a body pillow from a creepy guy in an alley, it was dripping with some sorta red and brown liquid so I washed it, but I try hugging it but all it does is screaaaaaaam... Also why does everyone call it a Dakimakura instead of a body pillow? They literally mean the same thing... Also tell me where you got that Dakimakura, I'm almost sure it's one of those new, futuristic and fancy dakimakuras. I need one of those Oh wait body BAG.... I must have asked for the wrong thing, I should go get a refund I guess. |
| I forgot what dakimakura means again. so no |
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| the only dakimakura i'd ever want is of hisoka. |
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Mkim said: Cebix said: Gotta get that weeb credI bought a body pillow from a creepy guy in an alley, it was dripping with some sorta red and brown liquid so I washed it, but I try hugging it but all it does is screaaaaaaam... Also why does everyone call it a Dakimakura instead of a body pillow? They literally mean the same thing... Also tell me where you got that Dakimakura, I'm almost sure it's one of those new, futuristic and fancy dakimakuras. I need one of those I am judging that man in the video so much right now. |
| Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
| I really hope mine comes in the mail before Valentine's Day. No, I actually bought one though. Waiting for it to arrive. |
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| Who says I don't have one?! I make love to it everyday and I can't see myself with anyone else! |
Cebix said: Also why does everyone call it a Dakimakura instead of a body pillow? They literally mean the same thing... Because we're weebs. __________________ |
My waifu, do not steal. |
| Nope! I'm going to an AC/DC concert with my dad! It's gonna be the best Valentine's Day yet. |
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| A solid no for that, i am planning to buy chocolate and give it to myself |
 Tobacco Causes Severe Health Problems, Smoke Moderately While Respecting Others. |
| i will buy a dildo ........................... |
 gettttt dunked on!!!!!! |
You will never be in a state of maximum snug as this guy with a snake furry dakimakura |
| this post literally made me want to rethink my entire life |
| Give her flowers, a strawberry cake and my condolences for not putting a ring on her yet. |
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Salvatia said: You will never be in a state of maximum snug as this guy with a snake furry dakimakura I saw this before. This fucking shit is 800 dollars. |
gettttt dunked on!!!!!! |
Angelise said: Salvatia said: You will never be in a state of maximum snug as this guy with a snake furry dakimakura I saw this before. This fucking shit is 800 dollars. That's amazing 10/10 Daki lol Yeah no, fuck that shit, it's both ridiculously expensive and like how do you explain this shit to people that come over or your parents? "Oh yeah and here is the pillow cover of a cartoon girl that I sleep next to every night". |
 "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." -Friedrich Nietzsche |
Salvatia said: You will never be in a state of maximum snug as this guy with a snake furry dakimakura Oh wow the made a pillow of Mia from Monster Mesume? I'd buy that... |
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| Haha. I've seen some sad shit, but this thread takes the cake. |
| Nah. Where the hell are my virtual reality dating sims? |
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