| "If he would still be alive, he would not be dead." - The tomb of Lapalisse. "If Lapalisse would have been named Stalin, he wouldn't have been named Lapalisse." - One of his descendants. "Lapalissian truth is an expression which reminds us of Lapalisse's name and it applies to statements of truth. An example of Lapalissian truth is an example where "This is a Lapalissian truth." can be used If a Lapalissian truth is not true, it is surely false. When a Lapalissian truth is true, it's true 15 minutes after." - The great philosopher, Immahnoob. At birth, Lapalisse exited his mother's womb (which, 15 minutes before giving birth, was still pregnant). After being born he died. For all his life he was forced to eat, drink and breathe. When he was somewhere, he couldn't be somewhere else. When he was sleeping, he couldn't be not sleeping. At the age when he had as many years as his father had at that age, he entered the military with the rank of when you first enter the military. He warred against some nations, leaving either as a winner or as a loser. Fifteen minutes before losing a leg, he could still walk, fifteen minutes later, he could not. With the leg, he also lost the foot on the same side. He was also a writer of books made out of paper, which could be read but not by the illiterate. Thanks to one of these books, he won the Nobel prize, the year next of his predecessor which won it the year earlier. The book was entitled "Jalisse - A profound inquiry by E. O. Lapalisse", it gave him the notoriety in all of those places where he became famous and it was translated in all the languages of the countries in which it was published. Lapalisse had a history in mathematics too. He found out 1 = 1 and that 1 is not equal to 2, that the length of a circle is equal to the length of a rounded line perfectly superimposed over the circle and that mathematics is not chemistry. In the last years of his life, Lapalisse was older than he ever was before. Senile dementia hit him in his senile years. He was confined in a mental hospital for mentally ill patients, where he remained until his death, which came after he stopped living. After his death, he was never alive again. Too long, not too short, did not read, 15 minutes after means you haven't read. Read it or you have not read it. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| I'm so scared to post a reaction for some reason... |
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damastah said: If you are scared of posting a reaction for some reason, means you are courageous of not posting a reaction for no reason.I'm so scared to post a reaction for some reason... |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
FoxyMe said: If captain obvious hit Lapalisse, that means Lapalisse was not hit by General Obscure.Captain Obvious bit him =o |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
Immahnoob said: damastah said: If you are scared of posting a reaction for some reason, means you are courageous of not posting a reaction for no reason.I'm so scared to post a reaction for some reason... The who did what now? |
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damastah said: The who, not who, did what, did not, now, never.Immahnoob said: If you are scared of posting a reaction for some reason, means you are courageous of not posting a reaction for no reason. The who did what now? |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| Immahnoob are you okay |
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Kagami_Hiiragi said: "You're currently reading the life of Lapalisse." - LapalisseImmahnoob are you okay |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| Lapalisse the place is actually pretty nice. Passed by there once on holiday. I thought this was going to be a history lesson. |
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Immahnoob said: Kagami_Hiiragi said: "You're currently reading the life of Lapalisse." - LapalisseImmahnoob are you okay Oh, I thought you made him up lol. |
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| Its like stating an event that is going to happen in future(while you are at current time) and then the event takes place accordingly thus proving the validity of the statement.This is the first impression I get. |
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| "Frankly, that's not what this is about." - Captain Frank |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
Immahnoob said: "Frankly, that's not what this is about." - Captain Frank I am pretty sure he never said that. |
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| Is Lapalisse a pokemon?!? |
Immahnoob said: damastah said: The who, not who, did what, did not, now, never.The who did what now? Okay this is getting creepy now. I prefer Pedo Immahnoob over Linguist Immahnoob. >___< |
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chat77 said: If you are sure he did not say that, you are unsure he did not say this.Immahnoob said: "Frankly, that's not what this is about." - Captain Frank I am pretty sure he never said that. Bambi_ said: Lapalisse, gotta catch 'em all, that means I must not catch none, you know it's destiny, otherwise it's not. Ohhh, you're my best friend, otherwise you're my enemy.Is Lapalisse a pokemon?!? |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| This thread is illuminati |
Immahnoob said: chat77 said: If you are sure he did not say that, you are unsure he did not say this.I am pretty sure he never said that. I was unsure about the point of this thread early on but I am absolutely sure about the unsure nature of this thread which may or may not make a lot of people unsure about what they are talking. |
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| Immahnoob has encountered a serious error |
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chat77 said: If you are sure of the unsure nature of this thread which may or many not make a lot of people unsure about what they are talking that means you're not unsure of the certainty of this thread making people unsure of what they are talking or otherwise verbally expressing, which is not staying silent. Immahnoob said: If you are sure he did not say that, you are unsure he did not say this. I was unsure about the point of this thread early on but I am absolutely sure about the unsure nature of this thread which may or may not make a lot of people unsure about what they are talking. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| Poor La Palisse though, Someone wrote a poem about him, it got mistranslated, and his name is now associated with bullshits. |
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SetsukoHara said: [size=20]La Palice*, and no, it happened that "envie" was read as "en vie" because of the passing of time and because of the space between the words incised. The poems, prose, songs, etc came after the fact.Poor La Palisse though, Someone wrote a poem about him, it got mistranslated, and his name is now associated with bullshits. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| I am not doing this, because I am doing that. |
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Immahnoob said: chat77 said: If you are sure of the unsure nature of this thread which may or many not make a lot of people unsure about what they are talking that means you're not unsure of the certainty of this thread making people unsure of what they are talking or otherwise verbally expressing, which is not staying silent. I was unsure about the point of this thread early on but I am absolutely sure about the unsure nature of this thread which may or may not make a lot of people unsure about what they are talking. How can be you so sure that I am unsure of the unsure nature of this thread which may or many not make a lot of people unsure about what they are talking which means I am not unsure of the certainty of this thread making people unsure of what they are talking or otherwise verbally expressing, which is not staying silent? |
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| Because you stated so, which would not be stated if you did not state so. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| Somethings need not be stated as they are already stated in your statement. damastah said: I am not doing this, because I am doing that. Well you kinda got the gist of it. |
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| That does not mean you did not state what you stated, otherwise you wouldn't have stated it, which is prior to this post but posterior to older posts which are younger in comparison to posts prior. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
Immahnoob said: That does not mean you did not state what you stated, otherwise you wouldn't have stated it, which is prior to this post but posterior to older posts which are younger in comparison to posts prior. You are a smart and very helpful man. The rest of MAL should strive to be like you. |
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| Yes I agree but that doesn't mean I can't point towards those statements which were not stated in your last statement,nor in your prior to prior statement |
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damastah said: Captain Understatement.Immahnoob said: That does not mean you did not state what you stated, otherwise you wouldn't have stated it, which is prior to this post but posterior to older posts which are younger in comparison to posts prior. You are a smart and very helpful man. The rest of MAL should strive to be like you. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
Immahnoob said: SetsukoHara said: [size=20]La Palice*, and no, it happened that "envie" was read as "en vie" because of the passing of time and because of the space between the words incised. The poems, prose, songs, etc came after the fact.Poor La Palisse though, Someone wrote a poem about him, it got mistranslated, and his name is now associated with bullshits. Hum, yeah, I ironically got some things mixed up. |
Immahnoob said: damastah said: Captain Understatement.You are a smart and very helpful man. The rest of MAL should strive to be like you. Wow then what would be an adequate statement for you, oh enlightened one? |
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| Noob, this shit is fucking stupid. Fucking stupid is the shit you're posting right now, little boy. |
| Shoot first, think never. |
| Alright. Good luck having fun because you're not bored. |
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| this story so shit it could become an anime |
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| No one seems to like Captain Obvious type of humor, everyone likes General Obscure. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| If I could not do what I had not done then I shant certainly, in unlikely fashion, had been able to know that I could not know forevermore whether I had indeed, perhaps had known about it all along. I suppose, therefore, I didn't. |
| Immahnoob your system needs an update. |
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