Every animal on Earth somehow gained human intelligence and the ability to speak, are you still going to eat meat?
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Dec 11, 6:37 AM
#1
| In a sudden mysterious flash, all the animals on Earth have now become awfully smart and can hold conversations, just like you would with any other human around. If we put aside a bit all the weird consequences this could have on our world, would you still want to eat meat if you knew for a fact how highly intelligent animals like chickens or cows now are? And if you answer in the affirmative, does it mean you think the dumber an animal is, the more acceptable it is to eat it? |
Dec 11, 6:40 AM
#2
| A more interesting question is, in this scenario, would you reproach predatory animals for eating other (roughly) equally intelligent animals? |
Dec 11, 6:42 AM
#3
| What would happened if all plant life also gained human intelligence and the ability to speak? |
Dec 11, 6:51 AM
#4
| I think Aquinas would diaapprove eating the animals because they gained a rational soul but I'll need to check. I'm dumb so I just get all my answers from Aquinas. |
| MEA·MENTVLA·INGENS·EST |
Dec 11, 7:06 AM
#5
| This question is irrelevant because humans are going to become extinct relatively soon. Probably within the next 20 to 30 years, there won't be a single human left on this planet. |
Dec 11, 7:42 AM
#6
| @fleurbleue Fleur-senpai... I don't care what happens. I ain't ever giving up my cheeseburgers. Ya hear? LMAO LOL XD |
| Somebody kiss Potato. D:< |
Dec 11, 10:33 AM
#7
| humanity should speed up commercializing lab grown meat then |
Dec 11, 10:38 AM
#8
| If that became the case, then animals would use their newfound intelligence in the same way humans did: they'd try to become the most dominant species on earth, which means we'd have to fight seemingly endless global wars against animals, even WW1+2 combined would probably be peanuts in comparison. |
*kappa* |
Dec 11, 7:25 PM
#9
| What in the world is this scenario that resembles Ed Murphy's Dr. Doolittle of 1998? |
Dec 11, 7:43 PM
#10
Reply to SmugSatoko
A more interesting question is, in this scenario, would you reproach predatory animals for eating other (roughly) equally intelligent animals?
| @SmugSatoko My thoughts exactly. As intellectually superior species, would humans approach intelligent predatory animals who'd be able to speak in order to convince them to stop eating other animals that are on a similar level of intellectual development? Now that's a question. |
Dec 11, 7:53 PM
#11
Adnash said: My thoughts exactly. As intellectually superior species, would humans approach intelligent predatory animals who'd be able to speak in order to convince them to stop eating other animals that are on a similar level of intellectual development? Now that's a question. I omitted the obvious fact that carnivores need to eat meat to survive. eheh... |
Yesterday, 3:17 AM
#12
| Oh, great, I'll get myself some chicks, and we'll argue day and night about mecha deconstruction in Evangelion. If I don't like what they say, I can always eat them and get new ones. Almost like on this forum. |
| Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. |
Yesterday, 3:48 AM
#13
Reply to SmugSatoko
Adnash said:
My thoughts exactly. As intellectually superior species, would humans approach intelligent predatory animals who'd be able to speak in order to convince them to stop eating other animals that are on a similar level of intellectual development? Now that's a question.
My thoughts exactly. As intellectually superior species, would humans approach intelligent predatory animals who'd be able to speak in order to convince them to stop eating other animals that are on a similar level of intellectual development? Now that's a question.
I omitted the obvious fact that carnivores need to eat meat to survive. eheh...
| @SmugSatoko That'd be even funnier to emerge naturally in the course of discussion, haha. Imagine, say, ideologically devoted vegans preaching their regular stuff, only to approach at some point predatory animals that are able to speak and try to convince them to go vegan or something. ;D |
Yesterday, 6:20 AM
#14
| The obvious answers are "no" and "yes", but this is such an insane scenario it's hard to know what to make of it. Do these intelligent spiders eat intelligent flies, or do they just die out as a species, for example? "All anjimals" will include microscopic animals like hydras which I think you get everywhere. Will intelligent earthworms be content to worm around eating decaying vegatation? |
Yesterday, 6:23 AM
#15
| "Every animal on Earth somehow gained human.." no, no, no. I definitely don't like where this title is going given MAL's history. Edit: Oh, it's about... Erm, we eat some of the most intelligent ones already. It's not like intelligence was ever the deciding factor. |
149597871Yesterday, 6:29 AM
Yesterday, 8:49 AM
#16
Reply to SmugSatoko
A more interesting question is, in this scenario, would you reproach predatory animals for eating other (roughly) equally intelligent animals?
| @SmugSatoko Well, if their choices are either to eat or to go extinct, it'd be hard to say they shouldn't? But sure, I wouldn't be surprised if some people saw this as an opportunity to disrupt how nature works (we are talking about the species that makes vegan food for cats after all). |
Yesterday, 8:50 AM
#17
Reply to Spunkert
What would happened if all plant life also gained human intelligence and the ability to speak?
| @Spunkert That would be incredibly more creepy, to be honest. I don't want that while I'm gardening (the vegans would drop dead too, I suppose). |
Yesterday, 8:51 AM
#18
Reply to thepotatoprince
@fleurbleue
Fleur-senpai...
I don't care what happens.
I ain't ever giving up my cheeseburgers. Ya hear?
LMAO LOL XD
Fleur-senpai...
I don't care what happens.
I ain't ever giving up my cheeseburgers. Ya hear?
LMAO LOL XD
| @thepotatoprince Absolutely no hesitation, I see.🤣 Think of the poor cows verbally begging for their lives while they enter the slaughterhouse. |
Yesterday, 8:52 AM
#19
Reply to Zarutaku
If that became the case, then animals would use their newfound intelligence in the same way humans did: they'd try to become the most dominant species on earth, which means we'd have to fight seemingly endless global wars against animals, even WW1+2 combined would probably be peanuts in comparison.
| @Zarutaku Maybe with other primates, but I have a hard time envisioning animals with no hands being much of a danger to humans. |
Yesterday, 8:52 AM
#20
Reply to 149597871
"Every animal on Earth somehow gained human.." no, no, no. I definitely don't like where this title is going given MAL's history.
Edit: Oh, it's about... Erm, we eat some of the most intelligent ones already. It's not like intelligence was ever the deciding factor.
Edit: Oh, it's about... Erm, we eat some of the most intelligent ones already. It's not like intelligence was ever the deciding factor.
| @149597871 Well of course there are gonna be people who still gonna eat them. The question is what you are gonna do. |
Yesterday, 8:58 AM
#21
fleurbleue said: Well, if their choices are either to eat or to go extinct, it'd be hard to say they shouldn't? But sure, I wouldn't be surprised if some people saw this as an opportunity to disrupt how nature works (we are talking about the species that makes vegan food for cats after all). It was kind of a trick question to see how people would react. hehe fleurbleue said: Absolutely no hesitation, I see.🤣 Think of the poor cows verbally begging for their lives while they enter the slaughterhouse. I would strike terror into their bovine hearts! We bred them for food and that ain't gonna change, baby! I went to a cow auction with my grandpa as a kid. The cows seemed to love getting attention. Now I'm imagining all the new religions and wars that would come about by all the animals being so smart. |
Yesterday, 9:02 AM
#22
| Your threads are getting wilder and wilder, Fleur. I will never say no to a steak. |
Yesterday, 9:06 AM
#23
Yesterday, 10:11 AM
#24
Reply to SmugSatoko
fleurbleue said:
Well, if their choices are either to eat or to go extinct, it'd be hard to say they shouldn't? But sure, I wouldn't be surprised if some people saw this as an opportunity to disrupt how nature works (we are talking about the species that makes vegan food for cats after all).
Well, if their choices are either to eat or to go extinct, it'd be hard to say they shouldn't? But sure, I wouldn't be surprised if some people saw this as an opportunity to disrupt how nature works (we are talking about the species that makes vegan food for cats after all).
It was kind of a trick question to see how people would react. hehe
fleurbleue said:
Absolutely no hesitation, I see.🤣 Think of the poor cows verbally begging for their lives while they enter the slaughterhouse.
Absolutely no hesitation, I see.🤣 Think of the poor cows verbally begging for their lives while they enter the slaughterhouse.
I would strike terror into their bovine hearts! We bred them for food and that ain't gonna change, baby!
I went to a cow auction with my grandpa as a kid. The cows seemed to love getting attention.
Now I'm imagining all the new religions and wars that would come about by all the animals being so smart.
| @SmugSatoko Well, more than meat, I still would want my cheese... But dairy cows probably wouldn't be much willing with their situation with their newfound intelligence (not that I know what they would even do with it if they were totally free). I can already see them crying slavery (well, they may have human intelligence but they aren't human so it technically still isn't slavery...) and try to give themselves human rights. |
Yesterday, 10:12 AM
#25
Reply to -DxP-
Your threads are getting wilder and wilder, Fleur.
I will never say no to a steak.
I will never say no to a steak.
-DxP- said: Oh no, is this some kind of subtle warning? 😭 Your threads are getting wilder and wilder, Fleur. I'm just trying my best to think of threads that can be interesting all while not being exaggeratedly controversial.🥲 |
Yesterday, 10:12 AM
#26
Reply to Zarutaku
With human intelligence they'd surely figure out how to fight humans.
| @Zarutaku Crows are already awfully smart and the best they can do is dive-bombing.🤔 |
Yesterday, 10:16 AM
#27
Yesterday, 10:19 AM
#28
fleurbleue said: Well, more than meat, I still would want my cheese... But dairy cows probably wouldn't be much willing with their situation with their newfound intelligence (not that I know what they would even do with it if they were totally free). I can already see them crying slavery (well, they may have human intelligence but they aren't human so it technically still isn't slavery...) and try to give themselves human rights. Cows can get sick and even die if they're not milked, plus they enjoy it, so I don't think they'd mind that. They voluntarily milk themselves at stations. |
Yesterday, 10:22 AM
#29
Reply to Zarutaku
Awfully smart for non-human standards, but still nowhere near humans.
| @Zarutaku Well they are supposed to be about as smart as a 7-year-old or something. If every crow on Earth wanted me dead versus every actual 7-year-old wanting me dead then I'd still pick the crows for sure.🙃 |
Yesterday, 10:22 AM
#30
| Does this question imply eating human meat of stupid humans who can't speak? |
Yesterday, 10:27 AM
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Yesterday, 10:31 AM
#32
Reply to fleurbleue
@Zarutaku Well they are supposed to be about as smart as a 7-year-old or something. If every crow on Earth wanted me dead versus every actual 7-year-old wanting me dead then I'd still pick the crows for sure.🙃
| If it was only crows then sure, but all animals? Farewell, times of peace. |
ZarutakuYesterday, 10:37 AM
*kappa* |
Yesterday, 10:45 AM
#33
Reply to SmugSatoko
fleurbleue said:
Well, more than meat, I still would want my cheese... But dairy cows probably wouldn't be much willing with their situation with their newfound intelligence (not that I know what they would even do with it if they were totally free). I can already see them crying slavery (well, they may have human intelligence but they aren't human so it technically still isn't slavery...) and try to give themselves human rights.
Well, more than meat, I still would want my cheese... But dairy cows probably wouldn't be much willing with their situation with their newfound intelligence (not that I know what they would even do with it if they were totally free). I can already see them crying slavery (well, they may have human intelligence but they aren't human so it technically still isn't slavery...) and try to give themselves human rights.
Cows can get sick and even die if they're not milked, plus they enjoy it, so I don't think they'd mind that. They voluntarily milk themselves at stations.
| @SmugSatoko Well, that wouldn't be a thing if they weren't kept in a constant cycle of pregnancy and had access to their calves. It's no criticism, by the way. I've been on a dairy farm all my childhood and it's not that bad of a life if you are an animal that was bred to be docile. But from the moment they get human intelligence, I assume they might start to get a bit more rebellious... |
Yesterday, 11:02 AM
#34
Reply to no_eyes_sight
Does this question imply eating human meat of stupid humans who can't speak?
| @no_eyes_sight Well, not really but that's an interesting question. Would find it more morally acceptable to eat non-verbal mentally disabled humans? |
Yesterday, 11:32 AM
#35
Reply to fleurbleue
-DxP- said:
Your threads are getting wilder and wilder, Fleur.
Oh no, is this some kind of subtle warning? 😭 Your threads are getting wilder and wilder, Fleur.
I'm just trying my best to think of threads that can be interesting all while not being exaggeratedly controversial.🥲
| nah don't worry, this wasn't meant as a warning, haha |
Yesterday, 11:40 AM
#36
| Yes, I mainly only eat mean, I will not stop. |
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Yesterday, 12:54 PM
#37
Reply to fleurbleue
@thepotatoprince Absolutely no hesitation, I see.🤣 Think of the poor cows verbally begging for their lives while they enter the slaughterhouse.
| @fleurbleue Beef is not going to eat itself. Somebody has to eat those cheeseburgers. Yes, no hesitation. |
| Somebody kiss Potato. D:< |
Yesterday, 2:14 PM
#38
Reply to thepotatoprince
@fleurbleue
Beef is not going to eat itself.
Somebody has to eat those cheeseburgers.
Yes, no hesitation.
Beef is not going to eat itself.
Somebody has to eat those cheeseburgers.
Yes, no hesitation.
| @thepotatoprince You know, if everyone stopped eating beef, there eventually wouldn't be any to eat. That would only be a noble sacrifice if beef just appeared out of nowhere with no explanation. 🤣 |
Yesterday, 2:38 PM
#39
Reply to fleurbleue
@no_eyes_sight Well, not really but that's an interesting question. Would find it more morally acceptable to eat non-verbal mentally disabled humans?
| @fleurbleue I see already now zero comma zero difference in life-value between an intelligent human and a plant or an insect, let alone an animal. And I am not even vegetarian. Human are nothing but ants in front of the infinity of all what's out there. I have not the slightest anthropocentric value in me. All life is just life. There is no "superior" life for me. There is just life that I care about, and life that I don't care about. If I love a dog, I'd value him/her more then any human and even more than all humans. Specially in this current human society which makes me puke. But your question is misleading. I said stupid humans, not mentally disabled humans. Don't try to push woke narratives on me as if I had said that disabled people should be thrown in a well like in Sparta. |
Yesterday, 3:35 PM
#40
Reply to no_eyes_sight
@fleurbleue I see already now zero comma zero difference in life-value between an intelligent human and a plant or an insect, let alone an animal. And I am not even vegetarian.
Human are nothing but ants in front of the infinity of all what's out there. I have not the slightest anthropocentric value in me. All life is just life. There is no "superior" life for me. There is just life that I care about, and life that I don't care about.
If I love a dog, I'd value him/her more then any human and even more than all humans. Specially in this current human society which makes me puke.
But your question is misleading. I said stupid humans, not mentally disabled humans. Don't try to push woke narratives on me as if I had said that disabled people should be thrown in a well like in Sparta.
Human are nothing but ants in front of the infinity of all what's out there. I have not the slightest anthropocentric value in me. All life is just life. There is no "superior" life for me. There is just life that I care about, and life that I don't care about.
If I love a dog, I'd value him/her more then any human and even more than all humans. Specially in this current human society which makes me puke.
But your question is misleading. I said stupid humans, not mentally disabled humans. Don't try to push woke narratives on me as if I had said that disabled people should be thrown in a well like in Sparta.
| @no_eyes_sight Welp, I'm not trying to start things with you, I simply equated being non verbal with being disabled rather that just being plain stupid. |
Yesterday, 3:36 PM
#41
Reply to fleurbleue
@149597871 Well of course there are gonna be people who still gonna eat them. The question is what you are gonna do.
| @fleurbleue No, I would not. This would be murder with extra steps. Although I may still enjoy animal products. |
Yesterday, 3:37 PM
#42
Reply to fleurbleue
@thepotatoprince You know, if everyone stopped eating beef, there eventually wouldn't be any to eat. That would only be a noble sacrifice if beef just appeared out of nowhere with no explanation. 🤣
| @fleurbleue Hmmm. Fleur-senpai. You ask people in your threads, but you don't tell us what you would do. It's a mystery. Would you give up your favorite meat dish to just eat veggies? Or keep eating meat? Btw, I had bacon and eggs a few hours ago. Poor bacon. Devoured by me. :( |
| Somebody kiss Potato. D:< |
Yesterday, 4:24 PM
#43
Reply to thepotatoprince
@fleurbleue
Hmmm. Fleur-senpai.
You ask people in your threads, but you don't tell us what you would do.
It's a mystery.
Would you give up your favorite meat dish to just eat veggies? Or keep eating meat?
Btw, I had bacon and eggs a few hours ago. Poor bacon. Devoured by me. :(
Hmmm. Fleur-senpai.
You ask people in your threads, but you don't tell us what you would do.
It's a mystery.
Would you give up your favorite meat dish to just eat veggies? Or keep eating meat?
Btw, I had bacon and eggs a few hours ago. Poor bacon. Devoured by me. :(
| @thepotatoprince I already almost never eat beef or pork, maybe twice a year at most (mostly because it's healthier not to eat them) so chances are high I wouldn't eat it them at all anymore. I eat chicken quite often, though. But now, would I stop eating them if they became extremely intelligent? First, is there a strong connection between intelligence and suffering? I'm no biologist but higher intelligence could probably give those chickens a higher comprehension of their situation and future untimely fate, so I don't think it's wrong to say they would suffer even more than when they were dumber. But there is also the fact that you can relate to them more now that they can talk and express their suffering. Would it make a vegan out of me? To be honest, the answer is probably not but I would still be conflicted, and somehow would try to find some middle ground. I could very much keep chicken around for their eggs and only eat them when they die on their own. |
Yesterday, 4:39 PM
#44
Reply to fleurbleue
@thepotatoprince I already almost never eat beef or pork, maybe twice a year at most (mostly because it's healthier not to eat them) so chances are high I wouldn't eat it them at all anymore. I eat chicken quite often, though. But now, would I stop eating them if they became extremely intelligent? First, is there a strong connection between intelligence and suffering? I'm no biologist but higher intelligence could probably give those chickens a higher comprehension of their situation and future untimely fate, so I don't think it's wrong to say they would suffer even more than when they were dumber. But there is also the fact that you can relate to them more now that they can talk and express their suffering. Would it make a vegan out of me? To be honest, the answer is probably not but I would still be conflicted, and somehow would try to find some middle ground. I could very much keep chicken around for their eggs and only eat them when they die on their own.
| @fleurbleue Yeah, it did cross my mind that one can eat the talking animals if they're old and close to their natural deaths. But I don't know if I can wait. Food is delicious~ |
| Somebody kiss Potato. D:< |
Yesterday, 4:45 PM
#45
| Well, everyone knows animals are dumb because they cannot comprehend abstract concepts like math and language. I am pretty certain animals can never understand such abstract concepts....... |
Yesterday, 7:07 PM
#46
Reply to thepotatoprince
@fleurbleue
Yeah, it did cross my mind that one can eat the talking animals if they're old and close to their natural deaths.
But I don't know if I can wait. Food is delicious~
Yeah, it did cross my mind that one can eat the talking animals if they're old and close to their natural deaths.
But I don't know if I can wait. Food is delicious~
| @thepotatoprince Older animals are bound to make tougher meat, though. I'm not exactly sure that's a compromise you're willing to accept. Now that I look at how ridiculously long my previous answer to you was, maybe it was for the best it wasn't included in the OP. But I do think I often share my opinion in my threads, I just tend to keep it moderately short so I don't put people off too much (I wouldn't want to be another @thewiru) |
Yesterday, 7:22 PM
#47
| If they helped humanity fight the mosquitoes, I might consider veganism. |
Yesterday, 7:34 PM
#48
Reply to fleurbleue
@no_eyes_sight Welp, I'm not trying to start things with you, I simply equated being non verbal with being disabled rather that just being plain stupid.
| @fleurbleue Being nonverbal equals being mentally disabled? Since when? Even for the animals the inability to speak and the alleged lesser intelligence than humans are completely different things. The first is merely anatomical. Animals can't talk like we do, and we can't talk like they do. They DO speak, and have incredibly complicated languages, not only with sound but also with chemicals. The other thing is btw a highly questionable pov, as not only there are extremely intelligent animals, but who the f. has the right to decide that the "abstract" thinking of humans is more valuable, more noble, more elevated? Being in harmony with nature is a form of intelligence and humans are complete retards in that aspect. Some humans are so idiot that I wish they were mute and unable to write. Some can't talk but you look them in the eyes and there are entire universes inside. If eating this or that form of life is more or less cruel, is a very subjective thing. That's all I'm saying. And I say this as someone who was vegetarian and even vegan for a long time, and who having to choose if all humans or all animals had to survive, would choose all animals. I despise humans. But I would not eat them. I love animals, and I still eat them. I have the most profound respect for plants, and yet I use wood, I eat plants, etc. Life eats life and that's all there is to it. |
Yesterday, 8:17 PM
#49
| Yes, actually intellect simplify the process. They can now consent, sign contracts and optimize slaughter schedules |
Yesterday, 8:42 PM
#50
| Probably not. Because then they would fight back. I wouldn't say the dumber the animal the more inclined we are to eat it, since pigs are very intelligent creatures, and so are octopus. The more European something is, the more inclined we are to eat it (coming from an American). Not to mention everyone is desensitized as to how and where their meat comes from. If you can't stomach or acknowledge the process of slaughter, you shouldn't be eating meat. Our life is the same in matter and substance as to that of a rabbit. Very weird world we live in. Everyone is very annoying. |
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