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Jan 10, 3:17 PM
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There are many once in a lifetime experiences that you can have, emphasis on "once" because they will most likely result in your imminent demise.
What would you do, if there was no risk factor?
I was thinking of cave exploration, but I didn't spend any brain power on optimizing this.

Edit: Only your bodily integrity us guaranteed, so no law breaking and such.
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Jan 10, 3:20 PM
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I would take a vacation to North Korea.
Jan 10, 3:44 PM
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@Lost_Viking I preemptively edited the original post for specifically this line of thinking, but you missed it.
Jan 10, 3:50 PM
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Cave exploration is the worst choice. You can get lost in a cave or trapped. What if no one finds you and just stops looking? Are you wanting to wander for decades in a cave?

Only bodily not emotionally? The later I need more but former I dont know wouldn't everyone just look for dangerous situations to make use of it or if they arent type to seek out helping people would just get involved in extreme sports?
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Jan 10, 3:55 PM
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Jump into an active volcano crater and dive down to the Earth's core.
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Jan 10, 4:02 PM
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I'd climb mount Everest and would like to pray at the top for as long as my body could go without sleep.
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Jan 10, 4:04 PM
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>Only your bodily integrity us guaranteed, so no law breaking and such.

lol

anyway go to space and fully experience it
Jan 10, 4:05 PM
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Reply to traed
Cave exploration is the worst choice. You can get lost in a cave or trapped. What if no one finds you and just stops looking? Are you wanting to wander for decades in a cave?

Only bodily not emotionally? The later I need more but former I dont know wouldn't everyone just look for dangerous situations to make use of it or if they arent type to seek out helping people would just get involved in extreme sports?
@traed Realistically a successful cave exploration is the desired result, not getting stuck there forever, it'd take less magic to do that anyway.
Jan 10, 4:33 PM
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Jump into an active volcano crater and dive down to the Earth's core.
@Zarutaku That would hurt a lot, lava is hot. ><
Jan 10, 4:45 PM

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@Zarutaku That would hurt a lot, lava is hot. ><
@JaniSIr Would I really feel pain if my body can't be damaged?
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Jan 10, 4:48 PM

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Reply to traed
Cave exploration is the worst choice. You can get lost in a cave or trapped. What if no one finds you and just stops looking? Are you wanting to wander for decades in a cave?

Only bodily not emotionally? The later I need more but former I dont know wouldn't everyone just look for dangerous situations to make use of it or if they arent type to seek out helping people would just get involved in extreme sports?
@traed cruel as it is, i will never not find the cave name nutty putty hilarious


Jan 10, 5:09 PM

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@JaniSIr Would I really feel pain if my body can't be damaged?
@Zarutaku Idk, maybe somebody would want to try out something painful, so it actually just heals you afterwards.
Jan 10, 5:22 PM
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Jumping from a high building so people would be confused when I stand up. Or maybe jumping around barefoot on the moon surface since the lunar regolith won't cut my skin.

Jan 10, 5:30 PM
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No risk factor, you haven't stated the time limit so I'm gonna say - War.

I would just help Ukrainians in a war, I would be the perfect guy to always charge alone and clear enemy positions/bases after all there are no risks for me x).
Jan 10, 5:35 PM

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I would want to experience death safely. I think it might make life much more meaningful and/or might make it less distressing for when it comes for real.
Jan 10, 5:38 PM

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Get in a pool with a Orca Whale and play ball.

Jan 10, 5:43 PM

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No risk factor, you haven't stated the time limit so I'm gonna say - War.

I would just help Ukrainians in a war, I would be the perfect guy to always charge alone and clear enemy positions/bases after all there are no risks for me x).
@Zettaiken You could be held hostage though.
Jan 10, 5:43 PM
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i'll travel inside a black hole, visit a magical library, spook some kid by throwing books on the ground, and be the savior of humanity
Jan 10, 5:50 PM

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I would try to pet my nephew's female cat....
Jan 10, 8:55 PM
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I thought about it, and even if someone tells me there's a guarantee, would I really believe them? You can tell me that jumping out of a plane without a parachute is going to be fine, but I'll still be scared shitless.

If I can hold on to this, I'll keep it in my back pocket for a time that I really need it like a high risk surgery. Otherwise, I guess I'll make cocktail with that fancy looking dish cleaner I've got under the sink.
Jan 10, 11:12 PM

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probably something illegal that i believe would get me killed, legal stuff sounds lame



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Probably drugs.

If I don't need to worry about my brain getting cooked again it would be cool.



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Jan 11, 4:02 AM
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@Zettaiken You could be held hostage though.
@JaniSIr I could, but being a war hostage is still involved in this experience, I can use the no risk factor to try break through or simply wait till they try execute me or exchange.
Jan 11, 4:29 AM

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i would beat the living shit out of myself
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I would shoot myself in the belly with a sawed-off shotgun and run around the house with my guts sticking out, giving my beloved family a good scare!
Jan 11, 5:15 AM
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Explore caves to find where Osama Bin Laden is hiding.
Jump from a skyscraper to see how it feels like (assuming I will experience the pain of dying, but my body wouldn't get damaged).
Cut my dick off and then magically grow it back just like Piccolo from DBZ grows back his limbs.
Jan 11, 5:45 AM
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Well I wouldn't be a war tourist, I meant by being an additional soldier in Ukraine service, that's a big difference. Tortures yeah they might fuck me up mentally but it won't work on my body not to mention that an immortal soldier would be too valuable so it would be used on exchange prisoners. No matter what they would have done it wouldn't kill me. [Not to mention that some of their "torture" - rater execution methods are already known, aswell as if I would like to know more I would just read what USRR historical resources about what methods were used against Polish soldiers as I don't think their methods has changed drastically over decades]
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@LoveYourSmile

Well I wouldn't be a war tourist, I meant by being an additional soldier in Ukraine service, that's a big difference. Tortures yeah they might fuck me up mentally but it won't work on my body not to mention that an immortal soldier would be too valuable so it would be used on exchange prisoners. No matter what they would have done it wouldn't kill me. [Not to mention that some of their "torture" - rater execution methods are already known, aswell as if I would like to know more I would just read what USRR historical resources about what methods were used against Polish soldiers as I don't think their methods has changed drastically over decades]
@Zettaiken To the enemy soldiers it isn't.
Also didn't you watch sci-fi movies? The first thing the "big bad" state does with anything unusual is lock it up to experiment on it.
This topic started as a random thought I had while watching a caving youtube video, a dangerous but otherwise harmless activity.
Needing to live with the consequences of your actions is very important when you are guaranteed to survive.
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If an immortal soldier lets himself get captured, then it's a skill issue. Like, what, they are going to try to tackle and immobilize me? Let them, I'll just carry a suicide vest at all times, or I can inject a bunch of radioactive materials in me that will cause anyone nearby to develop acute radiation sickness after mere minutes of exposure.
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@Zettaiken To the enemy soldiers it isn't.
Also didn't you watch sci-fi movies? The first thing the "big bad" state does with anything unusual is lock it up to experiment on it.
This topic started as a random thought I had while watching a caving youtube video, a dangerous but otherwise harmless activity.
Needing to live with the consequences of your actions is very important when you are guaranteed to survive.
@JaniSIr Yeah but I speak about reality not sci-fi, exchanges between Russians and Ukrainians are happening from time to time, I haven't said my idea just based on my thought but based on what I also know, seen, heard from people whom were there, or from footage from there.


That's why I said war cause I don't have any other ideas, as sports or other risk stuff I can do them without any of those factor or other stuff which I won't do even if I would be immortal [ex. hard drugs].


There are worse consequences of my choice which no one has already pointed out which is reality after war when I wouldn't be immortal anymore and being on KGB/Spetznas/Bratva/Other Russian groups/units list to being eliminated
Jan 11, 8:34 AM

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@LoveYourSmile For reference I had imagined it to generally get lucky enough to avoid minor risks, and heal from unavoidable ones.
Jan 11, 10:03 AM

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Becoming a comics writer i guess and something else...
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i would also like to publish drawings of muhammad
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There is no 100% way to be safe. But using Windows is definitely not safe.
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Jump from a Skycraper for fun and Do it differently each time

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