Story 3/10
This story takes place at a school once exclusively for girls —aka pussy high— tenbi. The main character, Mr.Ohyama Takeru, goes to this school primarily because he’s looking for sex and also because he’s too retarded to hire a hooker. Actually, I lied. He doesn’t try to screw any of these girls. He just plays pervert and stares at their censored panties. Here my friends, we have the first problem of an ecchi series. Ecchi series always tend to confuse me. I can’t tell if we’re supposed to masturbate furiously while watching them, or just stare at them with a huge boulder—rock solid geodude—
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in our pants. Unlike the casual anime that uses fanservice here and there, ecchi uses things like this everywhere. This show is even more sexually frustrating because they arbitrarily decide to flashlight the panties —as if looking at a girl’s panties is the biggest crime a man can commit—(If that’s the case I’m guilty as charged.) As a result, while they were using moves like maken lock, maken this, maken that, I kept waiting for maken sex—only to be sorely and sexually disappointed—. My balls were inert, eagerly waiting for the next move, literally en passant. Had they moved a little bit further, I might have even been able to ejaculate. But instead, I had to sexually satisfy myself with Hentai. And that’s probably what you’ll do when you watch this show. You’ll watch a bit of it, then you’ll go on to your favorite hentai and fap fap fap. There’s no beating around the bush, when one of the main aspects of a show is crotch shots, strip teasing and boob flashes you know what you’re supposed to do. Since we pretty much laid the framework for the entire show’s plot, we might as well talk about the bullshit last minute edits they put into this show so it could at least resemble a storyline. Don’t worry shit starts flying right from episode 1. Where they have sort of street fighter competition to see who can survive one on one in the ring with one extremely bodacious babe —le gasp—. Supposedly, the name of the show comes from these weapons they use, these maken. Some maken are real, and are part of the original maken created by kami-sama, others were replicated by Naruto Sensei. STOP! That’s all you need to know. The rest of this show makes absolutely no fucking sense. It won’t matter which episode you watch in this one, it’s all of bunch of randomly generated events. Bottom line, story = blue balls;
Characters 5/10
Ah the characters, the best part of this show. Or as I like to say, save the worst for last. But since this is only the first sentence in my extremely long paragraph that had to be split in two, we definitely have more horse manure to plow through. Let’s start off with our main character, ladies man and Mr. charisma, Ohyama Takeru. Literally this guy just oozes charm. He has almost all the main female characters in the palm of his grubby fingers right from the first episode. Let’s do a recap of the playboy’s debut performance. He starts off school with his hot childhood friend personally tending to him —she just can’t help but falling in love with his welcome to NHK habits—. Then at school he magnificently gropes and kisses this blonde haired tsundere. Finally, before we even get to lunch, he successfully has a girl say she’s his fiancée. I don’t about you, but did you guys count all of that? That’s three bitches, not one, not two but three of them!!! And what do they see in this 1940s cereal box —BlandOs—, megane motherfucker. I’ll never know. And what does our boy Casanova do? He befriends them. That’s right you all read that right. He not only knows all three of them but he also ends up roomating them. Do my eyes fucking deceive me? You expect me to believe this guy lives with 3 hot chicks and not once ever pulls out the Trojan? What is he sterile? This noble hentai crap is ridiculous, absurd and asinine (Three in fucking one).
All right, since we’re running out of time and space, let’s use the magic powers of fast forward to blaze through the bitches —if I might say myself—. First off we have blonde haired bitch named (brace for it) Himegami. Her name means beeping princess god. Can you beliiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeve this? She’s NOT (lies) your average tsundere; pretends to hate main character, blah, blah, blah. Read my previous reviews to get a good idea on how I shake these types of bitches down. What you need to know about her is that she pretty much changes from tsundere to servant in the course of one episode. Also she’s into incest —which is quite common in this show—. All right, next bitch, Kushihachi Imahoe. Our main characters so-called fiancée, she’ll do anything to bear our main character’s children. Other than that, she’s pretty damn negligible. Then we have our main character’s childhood friend, commonly referred to as Haru nee (Sister Haru). Why he calls this girl who is a non-relative, didn’t live together during childhood and is only one year older than him sister… I’ll never know. Well, you know she’s the basic childhood friend archetype. She loves the main character but is too awkward to say it, so instead decides to beat on him whenever he gets close to another girl. In other words, she’s a cockblocker. She constantly cockblocks the main character but at the same time never offers him her goods. There’s more characters like these chicks from this group named venus —that obviously need some penus—, bishounen teacher, naruto sensei (dattebayo!), kurigasa hardcore should’ve been in another show kai, his love interest faux action girl Azuki, our main characters best friend —who is essentially an unluckier and more realistic version of him but with a cooler sounding name— KENGO and finally the only ones that even partially resemble villains, our last incest couple. These two are obviously playing the game for the whole family, no doubt in my mind. All I can say is, if you’re into that stuff fap but do it silently. There are a bunch of random characters but yea I should have given you a good idea on this debacle of a character list.
Enjoyment 3/10
I couldn’t even properly enjoy this show. Every time I tried —and kami know’s I tried— this show got even worse. There were just so many garbage episodes. Hot springs, dates, bdsm torture—hot—, hostess cafe and a ton of other random crap, that whenever I tried to get into the mood, the show was just too out there for me to attach myself to it vaginally —there just wasn’t enough for me to stick my dick into—. It just doesn’t know what the fuck it’s doing; they couldn’t even get this show done right even if they had a proper anime budget of at least 26 episodes. Compared to this, similar shows like ikkitousen and tenjho tenge look like elaborate works of art and dare I effin say it even a show like Angel Beats looks great by comparison. Not only were the last two episodes anti climatic as shit, the whole affair felt contrived. Like they just had to show oh here’s our main character whom we neglected most of the series but watch him kick ass cause he has like super powers and shit. What made this even worse, the fansubbed version I watched, had translation errors. In I believe, the 2nd last episode we are given a scene in the café where they discuss with the transvestite manager what the words O.B. means. The main character says Okama Bakemono literally homosexual monster but the translators, translated it to something like strange something. Yea that vague shit. How the fuck could you tell me you don’t know what okama Bakemono means and you’re translating anime?
Overall 4/10
The time is nearing where I disappear inexplicably like the main character’s mom. But enough of this shit really. Watch this show if you like having blue balls, poor storylines and censored panties. All I can say is this; if this show is exciting, get me the pills.
Alternative Titles
Synonyms: Maken-Ki! Battling Venus
Japanese: マケン姫っ!
Information
Type:
TV
Episodes:
12
Status:
Finished Airing
Aired:
Oct 5, 2011 to Dec 21, 2011
Premiered:
Fall 2011
Broadcast:
Wednesdays at 01:45 (JST)
Licensors:
Funimation
Studios:
AIC Spirits
Source:
Manga
Demographic:
Shounen
Duration:
24 min. per ep.
Rating:
R+ - Mild Nudity
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Your Feelings Categories Feb 20, 2012
Story 3/10
This story takes place at a school once exclusively for girls —aka pussy high— tenbi. The main character, Mr.Ohyama Takeru, goes to this school primarily because he’s looking for sex and also because he’s too retarded to hire a hooker. Actually, I lied. He doesn’t try to screw any of these girls. He just plays pervert and stares at their censored panties. Here my friends, we have the first problem of an ecchi series. Ecchi series always tend to confuse me. I can’t tell if we’re supposed to masturbate furiously while watching them, or just stare at them with a huge boulder—rock solid geodude— ... Oct 29, 2011
Before reading this please excuse me if I have very little good things to say about this anime but well, it is a dreadful anime.
I am going to start off with what I liked about this anime first that way I will not be seen as biased in any way or form. The overall storyline of Maken-ki was a great concept and reminded me of Avatar (well what I have heard of it), a school where you learn to fight using the elements. I thought it would be a great mixture of the shounen and slice of life genres. But sadly this was not the case. ... Dec 27, 2011
Maken-Ki! is just another one of the ever occurring fanservice shows that pops up every season. They are a mainstay in anime and they range from being decent shows to being absolutely terrible shows. Sadly, Maken-Ki! is on the “terrible” side of the scale. That being said, I sometimes enjoy watching these shows since they can be fun and entertaining when they are done right. However, I did not have fun watching Maken-Ki!. It is also important to note, the director of this show is not known for his great shows. He directed such masterpieces as MD Geist and Genocyber to name a few. His
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Apr 16, 2014
The following anime review is excluding the fact that this is a fan service intensive ecchi. I’ll now summarise this anime, in a new section that I’m dubbing the ToyBox - feedback is encouraged and well appreciated!
ToyBox: This anime is bad; especially in comparison to other ecchis. The only ‘creditable’ aspects of this anime were: the concept and the fan service (for those who love fan service this is one of the best ecchis). I repeat, this anime isn’t for people who like their fan service served with a good plot, you’d probably only enjoy this anime if you enjoy seeing pretty girls with inordinately ... Nov 20, 2011
Now I'm not to much of a fan of ecchi,but I don't mind it and I have never let it get in the way of my enjoyment of an anime even when it's only ecchi.But to me Maken-Ki! doesn't walk that fine line I have for ecchi titles switch is be as ecchi as you like but have a good story to tell.On the surface the concept of Maken-Ki is is good"fighting with magical abilities in duels"but Maken-Ki lets that take a backseat to up skirt panties shots and closer ups of barely covered breast in near every scene with a female character.And
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Nov 3, 2014
Only Fanservice will not mean that a ecchi anime will turn out to be good, Maken-ki is a very good example of it. This is one of the first animes that i have dropped since i just couldn't watch since there was a lot of mistakes and flaws in this anime that ends being a generic predictable and unmotivated anime to watch. Lets start then? here we go:
Story: 3/10 How about we start with the story? now i ask you guys....what story? Maken-ki just have a concept for explain the why of the events are happening. It starts with Takeru Ooyama, a typical pervert generic ... May 31, 2013
What a bunch of @@@@. Maken-ki is one of the worst anime out there. It has absolutely no plot,simply a guy who flirts with several girls. The heroes have no personality,the only way you can tell them apart is by how mucch they want the main character, who by the way is a retard who does nothing but flirting and getting beaten.
The art resembles hentai and i guess this is the real reason why they created it (for those who want to watch soft hentai disguised as a martial arts-ecchi anime). Even the "figth scenes" expose as much flesh as possible.Seriously,this anime is ... May 23, 2015
3/10
While this anime has a decent amount of ecchi content fan service, unless you enjoy that kind of stuff, you probably won't enjoy this show. Jun 7, 2013
I love anime, harem and ecchi. But this ecchi is beyond pointless. All the characters are very annoying and bland. Not only that the girls have ridiculously huge sized assets.
The art was too glaring and the sound was not too engaging. All are given a 3. This anime is full of pointless fanservice. I just wanted some action and character development but the action only happened in the last few episodes but the character development goes out of the window. The only question I ask myself is this "Why do you have to make a pointless anime with assets moving around and panty shots, without any ... May 4, 2013
I want the hours of my life watching this sad excuse for ecchi. THe story is horrible, the animation is ver sub par and generic, and its so predictible and retarded i am ashamed to have watched it. I just kept watching only to see if something would pick up becuause i never thought it possible to have such a horrible show in the existance of mankinds creations. Do not watch.
Jul 29, 2018
You must wonder how incompetent can one be to mess up an ecchi anime. The answer is Maken-ki.
Let's start with the beginning: 1. From the first moment you are assaulted by bra and panty shots many having camel toe. Trouble is this is a done in a way that does not entice you. Rather than that it grosses one out. Is like being farted in your face. Most of us do not like it. 2. Generally the girls do everything they do to entice a guy and then beat him up if he gets excited and beat him up if he does not because he did not ... Mar 24, 2015
I have never truly hated a series in my life before I watched this one, I have gotten bored of series time and time again. But I feel like the reason I even finished this season was out of pure spite for wanting to be able to write a review for it.
Maken-Ki is cliche, to its very soul it screams standard at the top of its lungs as though desperately attempting to add something to separate itself every episode. "Lets have the Tsundere make its move aggressively and early", "Lets do a heart warming arc on the main hero and his dere harem member and ... May 13, 2022
Recommendation: Not even worth it for the fanservice.
Maken-ki is deeply experimental at its core. The experiment being performed is whether an anime that consists entirely of the most well-worn harem cliches in the industry can somehow be far more loathsome than the sum of its parts, and in that way, and only that way, Maken-ki is a success. This is a show without a single redeeming quality. The worst part, as it so often is with these kinds of shows, is the main character. Takeru is a pathetic creep that reeks of loser so badly that no one could get laid within 500 yards ... May 14, 2018
As this show is about 7 years old, I apologise for reviewing such an old anime series. To begin with, I merely decided to watch this series because it was recommended under High School DxD and the concept of the series was interesting. Naturally, me being me, I wanted to give the series a chance even though its beginning was questionable. So here’s my thoughts of Maken-Ki!
For starters, story wise, the anime series made no sense whatsoever. Though the animation graphics and art style was impressive for a show that old, it left me with a lot of raised eyebrows. Literally, the series is just ... Feb 16, 2018
Maken ki is one of those animes where you can't take seriously because of how abysmal it is.
Story/Plot: 3/10 The concept is not a very bad one. It had potential to be an enjoying and action pack plot. But, instead the plot was thrown out the window. Especially when it comes to the second season. The actual story is just a fap fest. I can't even see character development among the cast. I just see tits, ass, and panties all over the screen. But, in that last few moments of the anime they decided to get their shit together, it ends on a cliffhanger and is unfulfilling. The pacing is also terrible because they ... Jul 20, 2019
Is it possible to have too much fan service in an anime? Yes there is, and the answer is Maken-Ki. The genres of the anime include action, martial arts, and super power. You can pretty much forget about those. This is an ecchi anime on steroids. You will constantly see close ups of huge bouncing breasts, panty shots, naked breasts and butts, and girls fondling each other. It became a bit too much for me. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against fan service, but I prefer it in smaller and less frequent doses. Less “in your face” style. If you love ecchi and only
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Apr 17, 2020
listen, im all for fan service, but this show is more misogynistic than most hentai's ive seen, and the story and characters suck. some characters are dropped in at a moments notice with no backstory and the fact that the protagonist is such a dipsh1t he doesn't notice others feeling when they are very clear and complicates the whole story when he should be the one making it makes me want to puke. he never stands up for himself and makes the show as enjoyable as munching on a soggy turd. not to mention, as soon as there is an opportunity to make the
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Mar 14, 2022
So we've got a Harvey Weinstein impersonator placed in a high school, what could possibly go wrong...
Yeah this show fucking sucks. I can tolerate egregious fan service but this takes it to the next level like really abuses it. Straight Chris Brown's character development and story for the sake of pantie shots and fan service to the point it feels like an acid trip through a lingerie factory. I almost called this a generic high school action harem show, when in reality its a pantie show with high school action and harem elements with added sexism undertones. Overall this is pure trash, a solid waste ... Mar 16, 2022
first season was good but then they forgot all about the story in the 2nd season for no good reason
its only good if you dont want any story for no reason characters are the normal tropes with the tsundere(x2),childhood friend,the girl who loves the main character for no reason the stupid childhood promise and such basic stuff the combat situations are lame most of the time the story starts at episode 10ish and ends in 12 the mc is the basic perverted guy and ofcourse he has a a perverted luckless friend sounds are very lame its enjoyable if you dont want anything to think while ... |