Uchi no Maid ga Uzasugiru!

Wow, what a great anime!

Let's start with the most important thing: the loli. The loli here is very cute and funny as well as lovable. If you love cute lolis, funny lolis, or even both, you're in for a treat. There are some other lolis than the main loli here as well, if you're into other lolis or more lolis. But personally, the main loli is so good I don't even need any other lolis.

The protagonist is very relatable, which really helps the viewer to immerse in the world of the story. Definitely the sentiments, feelings and motives behind the protagonist's actions will resonate with ... many. If you like animes with relatable protagonists such as Bocchi the Rock! or Baki the Grappler, then this is definitely something for you.

There is a lot of cute and funny scenes here and the overall tone of the show is comedic, but the last 2 episodes take a darker and more serious turn. Without spoiling anything, the show delivers an important message - that a caring and attentive adult can help an alienated child deal with trauma and other issues, such as societal alienation.

I would rate it higher, but the other maid character (the submissive hag) that shows up halfway is annoying, and her bits are the weakest part of the show. It would be better if it was just a deep character study of a relationship between the loli and her maid.

The story was good but the kid was extremely out of line.
I know that one should not scold the kids, but sometimes it is necessary to scold them so that they don't go out of bound and that's what this story shows.
A cute kid and a lolicon who extremely loves that kid. The story was good and comedy was good to.
The kid was extremely out of bounds though. But seeing this as a anime, that's what made this show worth watching.
Story about friends, a lolicon, a doting step-father and many more things are extremely good.
I don't have much to write about this show and my ... personal feelings will definitely ruin someone's view but this is how I feel. This show shows and sets a bad example before kids and that's it.

DISCLAIMER: This review contains talk of pedophilia and sexual harassment.

I don’t normally say the whole “I don’t have a problem with people who like this show” spiel, before I criticise something. I always found stuff like that condescending personally. That said, given the nature of this particular show, and the specific things that I want to criticise it for, I will make an exception and say it. No, you are not a bad person if you like UzaMaid! I mean...not by default anyway. Maybe you just like this show as a dark comedy. Or maybe you just don’t assign the same kind ... of morality to anime that you do to real life. Basically, there are non-creepy ways of enjoying this series, and if you do, good for you. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about the actual show.

When I first heard of UzaMaid! and read the plot synopsis, I’ve immediately written it off as…let’s just say not for me. Honestly, a part of me still can’t believe that I actually did sit through the whole damn thing in the end. So why the change of heart? Well, you see I’ve actually heard some people on various websites coming to the show’s defence and voicing a belief that UzaMaid! is actually just an incredibly dark comedy. And so I took some interest in it, wondering if it would be possible to get something funny out of a premise so uncomfortable. I can honestly say that I approached this one willing to give it a chance.

Truth be told, after the first two episodes, I was not exactly hating it. Was I having a good time? Not really, as most of the humour made me cringe more than laugh, but I could see where the appeal of lied. It seemed like the people defending this show as just a bit of dark humour were not wrong at least.

And then Episode 3 happened.

Something in that episode made me feel more uncomfortable than all of the pedo jokes from the first two combined. Because it was in this episode where the show started to portray the titular maid, Tsubame Kamoi, as a sympathetic figure. That becomes a theme running throughout the show. Every few episodes we get a moment during which we are clearly expected to be happy about her and Misha getting closer. Whether it would be Misha beginning to realise that she is missing Tsubame when she is gone, Tsubame saving Misha from a bear, or generally acting as an emotional support for the little girl. The intent is clear. We are supposed to view Tsubame as a not entirely negative force in Misha’s life. Someone who may be kind of creepy, but ultimately capable of making a positive change. Perhaps even filling the void that was left by the death of Misha’s mother.

And once I realised that, I could no longer laugh at all.

Even if Tsubame would not go as far as to force herself onto Misha, that does not make the things she does do to her any less wrong. She keeps sexually harassing this kid, and thinks up multiple elaborate grooming strategies throughout the show (yes, stupid ones, but still). Despite the show’s gross, half-assed attempts at arguing otherwise, Tsubame is a selfish, manipulative pedophile, and the idea of her being an okay influence on Misha in the end is not just insane, it is also disturbing.

To those who want to tell me that I’m taking this show too seriously, I’m pretty sure the show itself would disagree with you. I won’t go into spoilers, but the entire final episode is highly dramatic and attempts to talk about Misha’s trauma caused by her mother’s death seriously. And Tsubame is presented as her wise, concerned friend and ally. So no, I don’t think the defence of this relationship not being meant to be taken seriously on any level works here. Perhaps, the show itself should not have taken it seriously if that was the intent.

As a result of all that, whatever development the writers wanted Misha to go through becomes dead on arrival because it all ends up being directly connected to her grossly tone-deaf relationship with Tsubame. Which is a shame because Misha is actually a character, I can see myself liking if she were in a better written series. In the scenes that she does not have to share with Tsubame, she is pretty entertaining. Her sass and deadpan snark got a few laughs out of me when it was not being portrayed as her being “tsundere” for a fucking pedophile.

And yeah, I certainly couldn’t care less about whatever “sad backstory” they tried to give Tsubame. Look, none of that changes the fact that she is a child molester that the show tries to portray as “just kind of quirky.” Once again, the sheer tone-deafness of that alone is enough to kill any possible investment I could have had in her automatically.

The other characters are a mixed bag at best. Misha’s step-father, Yatsuhiro gets some moments that would probably be charming in a different show. His main struggle comes in the form of trying to act as good parent to his step-daughter after the death of his wife and Misha’s biological mother. He is in an awkward position as he has to look after and raise a kid whom he has only really known for a little bit, and who, does not resent him, but does not seem to acknowledge him as her father either. I love the idea behind Yatsuhiro’s character, but I just find it difficult to take this story about the difficulties of parenting seriously, in a series the main premise of which is watching Yatsuhiro’s daughter get sexually harassed behind his back, and that harassment being portrayed as endearing.

Then there is Misha’s school friend, Mimika Washizaki, and her frienemy, Yui Morikawa. Mimika is largely a nothing character, without much of any personality to speak of outside of being obnoxiously cutesy. Yui is the better of the two, but still not great. She is a fairly typical tsundere, being aggressive and bratty, but having a sweet side. Her primary gag is her frequent challenging of Misha to different sorts of contests, due to her jealousy of how her peers seem to view Misha as cuter than her. Remember how Riko from Dragon Maid was when she was first introduced? Well, Yui is basically that but for the entire show. Is it funny at least? Sometimes. Because of how one-note her comedy is, it grows old rather quickly, but I won’t deny that her ridiculous levels of arrogance and pettiness can be occasionally endearing. Especially in contrast with her sweeter side whenever it shines through.

There is one character in UzaMaid! whom I can honestly say I found consistently enjoyable and that is Midori Ukai. A past acquaintance of Tsubame, who has been obsessively in love with her ever since. A lot of the comedy she provides is similar to that of KonoSuba’s Darkness, as she is a raging masochist who gets off on just about any form of physical as well as emotional abuse you can think off. Her over-the-top perviness does make for plenty of laughs. Outside of that, she also gets a few moments of being a pleasant and helpful person during some of her interactions with Misha and Tsubame. An all-around fun and charming bright spot, in a show that is otherwise largely devoid of either fun or charm.

I will give the show credit that it is quite well made. The animation is very fluid and filled with energy and the art style is nice, albeit nothing too remarkable. The music is catchy. Especially the show’s ED which I found surprisingly hard to skip. The voice acting is also solid across the board with Haruka Shiraishi, Manami Numakura, Mao Ichimichi, Shiori Izawa and Masayuki Katou all capturing their characters very well. So did Sayaka Harada (the voice of Mimika) though she was sadly not given much to work with.

Still, no amount of technical competence or voice acting talkent can save a story as poorly conceived as this. If UzaMaid! wanted to be a weird, creepy comedy, fine. But the moment it tried to be more than that, it crashed and burned, as it did so in just about the worst way it possibly could have. As I said at the beginning of this review, if you are not bothered by the stuff that I was bothered by, and you can just see UzaMaid! as a bit of ridiculous fun, that’s great. The intent behind this review is not to guilt-trip anyone. Still, for me, it was a chore. I have watched UzaMaid! in 2020 and, while not the worst anime I’ve seen that year, it may have been the one I was the happiest to be done with. And one that made me hate my annoying inability to drop shows once I started them the most.