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I really appreciate all the messages and I want to message my own Santas, but I've been busy with a bunch of projects lately! Please be patient. T^T Likes: Alfred Hitchcock, art, books, cooking, extremely bad movies & anime, games, history, languages, otome VNs, patting heads, tea, theatre, the strange and unusual. Dislikes: Dubstep, idle thoughts, most country songs, sleeping and the sun. Favorite genres: Historical, Mystery, Shounen, Slice of Life and Sports. My manga list is mostly a filth pile, click on it at your own risk. Hello! How are you? Nice weather here. I shouldn't have posted this on my profile. It's nothing. Hey, where are you going? There are way more buttons ahead. It's pretty boring. You have way too much curiosity. Curiosity killed the cat. Not something you want to see. Why are you still here? Nothing interesting. You wouldn't!? Why would you still open the spoiler tabs? It's just trash. Sorry I made this. You were warned multiple time and you didn't listen, do as you wish then! Here's your prize, I kind of feel sorry for your trouble. Why are you still here? You already got a prize. Go away. Aren't you greedy. I seriously don't have anything else for you. The dog wasn't cute enough? :( I can serve you tea if you're that set on staying here. I think I have some cookies too. *whisper* Oops, they're past their expiry dates by six months... Meh, it's not like it matters that much. Here, you can have those cookies. Don't get sick in my house please. So... Are you planning to leave in the next hour or something? ....tomorrow? ....next month? Please, just go away. Don't you have something better to do? You could waste your time watching anime instead! I swear, it would be like 100% more worth your time. You could always go there if you really don't have anything to do: Seriously, go live your life somewhere else. Oh my, you're back again. Why would you want to do that? It's the same thing as last time, you know~ Nothing new at all, just spoiler tabs. Look, there's another one here. Did you really expect more? You're really expecting something, aren't you? Like a big surprise maybe? A better video than last time? Cat gifs? Nope, there are just more things to click. Nothing else seriously. Oh, you're more persistent than I thought. I don't know why you're doing that to yourself. Is there a name for this type of addiction? Maybe you're just a M. Well, I can at least congratulate you for making it this far. Okay, I'm actually impressed. I'm going to give you a cat video as a reward. Yeah, really. I'm not joking. It's just a small gift anyway. There you go~ Wait, I can't find it. I'm sure it's around here somewhere. Maybe here. Nope. I'm sure I saw it 10 minutes ago. Where is the damn video?! No, it's not this one. Not this one either. Hum, I might've lost it... I'll search a bit more, but I can't promise anything. Oh, a 10 hours Nyaan Cat video! You were scared for a minute, didn't you? Oh, I think I found it! There it is! Finally! Here's your small gift: Well, it's quite unexpected... You're still here. No, I'm seriously surprised. There's no reason for you to continue. You must really like torture. Well, not that I'm judging. You can like what you want after all. It's still pretty remarkable in some way. I thought the cat video would be enough. I don't have anything else to offer you either... No, I'm not offering you cookie or tea this time. The last time I did that, you stayed for a year! No way, I'm having a free loader again. Well, we have a problem here. Maybe I should just kick you out? It's a solution, isn't it? And.... kicked! It didn't work? Oh no... It's happening again. Just get out by yourself~ You already know how it's going to end anyway. ^_^ No... It can't be... I was sure I ended you last time... Well, I now have multiple options in front of me. *cough* Do you dislike garlic and holy water? I could always try a stake to the heart just in case. Welp, I still tried. Then, could it be silver? Not silver either... So, in summary: you're a true immortal who can be kicked forever. Are you just really tolerant to kicks? This is ridiculous. I don't have more cute videos... I don't even know why you're still clicking on these. They aren't even that good. Wait... Don't tell me you just like to click on things!? I can't believe I never realized it before. I'm such an idiot. You're in LUCK today though! I have the perfect website for you. Before it was a cute game with bubble wrap to pop. Blame Sin for the rick roll~ Have fun and good riddance! Finally alone~ I hope that intruder won't come back ever again. Wow, it's so peaceful for once. *crickets chirp* *tumbleweeds passing by* Yeah... very peaceful. Too peaceful. I wasn't expecting the bubble wrap to work so well. You're just being quiet on purpose, aren't you? Maybe I'm just going crazy and imagined this mysterious intruder all along... Hahahaha.... I'm beginning to believe it. Wait... it's true, isn't it? I-I'll just be in my corner... Listening to my favorite satanic ritual. (._. ) Ohhhh, you wanted this. And yes, I had to name it that way. If you’re one of the few sane ones that didn’t want another of these torture devices… Why the hell are you reading this? You should really consider your life choices before going further. Only hell is ahead, trust me. Well, you probably don’t trust me. You already went through three buttons like this one. I get it, I get it. Don’t worry. This time, you won’t have any energy left by the end. I truly made a monster this time. My worst creation yet. You’re still not leaving? Okay, so let’s go through the contract terms of services. I don’t actually have those though. I just wanted to scare you a little before going on. If you click the next spoiler, you agree that I won’t be responsible for any mental damage that might occur. You're also selling your soul to the devil, but that’s just some minor thing, right? So, you went through the final step. I really hope you’re ready. Let’s all hop on this beautiful meme-fantastic supercalifragilisticexpialidocious journey. There might be disturbing… scary… and weird things ahead. Some are funny though. Every picture is clickable. Good luck. Bring tea and some food, you’re going to be here for a while. Really. For the people that hate these, but are still here for some reason: You can count the lambs to fall asleep at least. :> The first little lamb ended up in a Japanese movie. The second little lamb was really bored at school. The third little lamb was a little odd to say the least. The fourth little lamb was wise and went to explore the world to find the secrets of the universe and they came back with this. The fifth little lamb was an artistic genius and here is their masterpiece. The sixth, seventh and eight little lambs weren’t actually lambs… We don’t talk about them. The ninth little lamb had a very important job for you, but you had better things to do. The tenth little lamb chose to become something else and accept corporations as their lord and savior. The eleventh little lamb had never felt better before in their life. The twelfth little lamb had an epiphany. The thirteenth little lamb was actually a witch disguised as a bird disguised as a lamb. The fourteenth little lamb was really proud of their national anthem and went around the world to make it famous. The fifteenth little lamb was always correct. Please don’t tell them the truth. The sixteenth little lamb was a tad awkward… Okay, a lot awkward. The seventeenth little lamb… was lost forever in a dark place. The eighteenth little lamb took too much drugs. The nineteenth little lamb was just too fabulous for this world, you shouldn’t look at them without eye protection. The twentieth little lamb just wanted to be loved, but it didn’t work out for them. The twenty-first little lamb was… Wait, that’s actually me. This video shouldn’t be in here. The twenty-second little lamb was actually a demon goat, be careful around them. The twenty-third little lamb was like "what the hell dude" then they disappeared inside an egg. The twenty-fourth little lamb had a weird fetish, but everyone loved them anyway. The twenty-fifth little lamb was actually an anime character. The twenty-sixth little lamb didn’t want you to forget. The twenty-seventh little lamb just wanted to show you the proper way to answer a phone call. The twenty-eighth little lamb was just a badass. They had little limbs, but that never stopped them from doing anything their heart wanted. The twenty-ninth little lamb just wanted the same thing other MAL users wanted. The thirtieth little lamb was very rude! The thirtieth-first little lamb died and possessed something sweet. The thirtieth-second little lamb was old enough to not give a fuck about anything. Okay, time to grab tea and watch movies. They must still be in spoilers hell. Muahahahahaha. Wait, they might not survive this time. AKJHADSKJDHJUASGDJYASGD!!!!!!!!! How long have you been here? Don’t scare me like that. I can’t believe you made it out. You must be tired. I actually pity you a bit this time. Seriously. I still don’t want you in my house. :> OUT NOW No, you can’t sue me. You agreed to my terms in the beginning. Don’t forget to leave your soul here before leaving. |
Statistics
Anime Stats
Days: 395.4
Mean Score:
6.10
- Watching29
- Completed1,584
- On-Hold157
- Dropped137
- Plan to Watch187
- Total Entries2,094
- Rewatched162
- Episodes24,954
Manga Stats
Days: 237.1
Mean Score:
6.62
- Reading306
- Completed882
- On-Hold357
- Dropped53
- Plan to Read165
- Total Entries1,763
- Reread6
- Chapters38,274
- Volumes3,581
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Anime (13)
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Hunter x Hunter (2011)
TV·2011
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Mushishi
TV·2005
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Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon
TV·2017
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Koukaku Kidoutai: Stand Alone Complex
TV·2002
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Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
TV·2014
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Ouran Koukou Host Club
TV·2006
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Hikaru no Go
TV·2001
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Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashii
TV·2018
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Bocchi the Rock!
TV·2022
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Senpai ga Uzai Kouhai no Hanashi
TV·2021
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Skip Beat!
TV·2008
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Mairimashita! Iruma-kun
TV·2019
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Beastars
TV·2019
Manga (10)
Character (10)
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Ginko
Mushishi
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Senou, Souichirou
Takemitsuzamurai
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Mogami, Kyouko
Skip Beat!
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Fujioka, Haruhi
Ouran Koukou Host Club
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Ichihara, Yuuko
Tsubasa Chronicle
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Sugimoto, Saichi
Golden Kamuy
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Rakushun
Juuni Kokuki
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Kitagawa, Marin
Sono Bisque Doll wa Koi wo Suru
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Arbalest, Wein Salema
Tensai Ouji no Akaji Kokka Saisei Jutsu
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Kaymin, Aurora Suya Rhys
Maou-jou de Oyasumi
All Comments (3691) Comments
youd dig this movie i think
I'm like the Necrons from Warhammer because I eventually reanimate(revive) too
Last time I was online was in August 2022 XD
Man this site is old, it really needs some QoL stuff because some random pervert is reading my comment on your profile right now
Yeah I see you, you perv
Get us some tea and cheesecake or carrot cake at least you perv
Annndd you're a V-tuber now. How time flies by.
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Hope 2023 will be good to you!
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Yes, 2022 is the most boring tiger year ever.
An awesome Italian tomboy that I know died and she was a huge Ghost in the Shell fan.
Other than that, I hope you had a happy birthday. Said Libra friend turned 34 last early October. She's the same age as Supergirl, is from North Carolina and loves everything sci-fi.
My high school crush named Katie is a master surgeon at this point and she's also 34 years old. She was a cute, smart and funny freckled brunette with blue eyes. Sad she graduated so soon, but you know life.
Mommy Raven <3