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If you have a question about any of life's great mysteries then ask here, I can show you the way.


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What came first, Vagina or Boobs?
better looking than u
 
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Eberhardt said:
What came first, Vagina or Boobs?


Vagina. Boobs don't have orgasms, silly.


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Dec 23, 2008 12:52 PM

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are u related to Sexual Harrasment panda?[aka Dont Sue People Panda]

 
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Dec 23, 2008 12:54 PM

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Where are my socks? And why is it your fault that I can't find them?
 
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Dec 23, 2008 12:55 PM

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how do I explain to a person who has been blind since birth what color the sky is?
 
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Dec 23, 2008 1:08 PM

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How does Panda Meat taste like?
What isn't red? What isn't blue?
 
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Dec 23, 2008 1:09 PM

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Why so Panda?
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Dec 23, 2008 1:10 PM

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Why does it have to Snow?
 
Dec 23, 2008 1:30 PM

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are pandas trying to take over w/ their cuteness?

 
Dec 23, 2008 1:31 PM

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Who's your daddy?
 
Dec 23, 2008 1:34 PM

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Who made the Earth?
 
Dec 23, 2008 1:39 PM
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What is this world coming to?

 
Dec 23, 2008 1:41 PM

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*spies last unicorn on ur list [childhood fav]*
what would a unicorn/marshamallow/panda hybrid look like?

 
Dec 23, 2008 1:44 PM

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How many millimetres long is the Channel Tunnel?
 
Dec 23, 2008 1:48 PM

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How many centimeters does scuds answer come to?
 
Dec 23, 2008 1:52 PM

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Is this really you Mr. Panda?
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Dec 23, 2008 1:55 PM

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And if it is you, how do you keep all the women off with such sexy eyes?
 
Dec 23, 2008 8:34 PM

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are u related to Sexual Harrasment panda?[aka Dont Sue People Panda]


Mr. Panda has always had the official seal of approval on this thread.



However, Kuma-chan has been disowned by the family ever since he was kicked-out of the Bear Cavalry.

Where are my socks? And why is it your fault that I can't find them?


Blame this guy.



Go look under the bed and make him barf them up.

how do I explain to a person who has been blind since birth what color the sky is?


It's the opposite of orange.

How does Panda Meat taste like?


Like the feel of Mr. Panda's paw in your face.

Why so Panda?


Are you trying to be funny, young grasshopper?

Why does it have to Snow?


Snow is the blessing of winter. Don't argue with God.

are pandas trying to take over w/ their cuteness?


Pandas are trying to take over the world in general. Mr. Panda is a prime example. Cuteness is just one medium of conquest.

Who's your daddy?


Wrong! Next question.

Who made the Earth?


God, Allah, Pedobear, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Take your pick. No, Mr. Panda does not ensorde the Church of the Invisible Purple Unicorn.

What is this world coming to?


Mr. Panda hears lots of people like to play music while having sex these days. Based on popularity charts, this would many in the world are coming to Beyonce or Britney Spears. Then again, since its the holiday, perhaps Crosby or Sinatra are also lending themselves to pleasure.

what would a unicorn/marshamallow/panda hybrid look like?


This, with a horn added to it.




How many millimetres long is the Channel Tunnel?


50500000

How many centimeters does scuds answer come to?


That depends on scuds screen resolution, monitor size, and zoom-level of his browser.

Is this really you Mr. Panda?


Mr. Panda has never seen fit to wear the army greens.

And if it is you, how do you keep all the women off with such sexy eyes?


It's not, but Mr. Panda doesn't. Mr. Panda's harem is large and varied.


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Dec 23, 2008 8:40 PM

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Where do babies come from?
 
Dec 23, 2008 8:41 PM

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Where does Mr. Panda's wisdom come from.
 
Dec 23, 2008 9:06 PM

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Where do babies come from?


Yo mama.

Where does Mr. Panda's wisdom come from.


Mr. Panda is, in fact, God.


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Dec 23, 2008 10:05 PM

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dont u love the epicness of pirate tare panda ...and is he ur secret lover?

 
Dec 23, 2008 10:15 PM

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How much awesomeness does Kung-Fu Panda have?
 
Dec 23, 2008 10:51 PM

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DrkNoTeS said:
dont u love the epicness of pirate tare panda ...and is he ur secret lover?


Yes. And no. He is one of Mr. Panda's mightiest minions.


How much awesomeness does Kung-Fu Panda have?


A perfect example of how pandas will one day control the world.


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Dec 23, 2008 10:52 PM

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? the world may never know...
 
Dec 23, 2008 10:54 PM

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Mr Panda! Mr Panda!
why does it feel good when i touch my firehose?!?!
 
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? the world may never know...


Let's find out...

1...2... *several hours later* it's... 7000... 8000... no, wait...

IT'S OVER NINE THOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!

Mr Panda! Mr Panda!
why does it feel good when i touch my firehose?!?!


The power of the liquid coursing through the tubes is enough to make any man feel good.


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Dec 23, 2008 11:01 PM

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Mister Panda. What are the 3 possible answers for X^2 = 2^x? :3 (if you get it, i will be shocked :)) and yes there are 3.
 
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why do people ask math questions when no one wants to think about math?

 
Dec 24, 2008 12:08 AM

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Mister Panda. What are the 3 possible answers for X^2 = 2^x?


This is a very old tricky math question, and btw Mr. Panda does not do homework for people. :p

But what the heck, the answers are 2, 4, and (rounded to two places for simplicity) -0.77.

why do people ask math questions when no one wants to think about math?


To get out of doing math homework. :p Mr. Panda thinks that most math problems hardly qualify as a mystery of life. Except, perhaps, this one.




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Dec 24, 2008 9:13 AM

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Can i eat panda's?
 
Dec 26, 2008 8:54 PM

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Dizzmaux said:
Can i eat panda's?


You could... the question is, will you dare try?


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Dec 29, 2008 12:55 PM

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tequila shots? a good idea?

 
Dec 29, 2008 2:01 PM

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Are you a panda?
 
Dec 29, 2008 2:06 PM

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It wasn't HW :P.
 
Dec 29, 2008 2:32 PM

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Does Mr. Panda watch anime?
 
Dec 29, 2008 2:47 PM

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What is love?
(づ°‿°.)づ
 
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^lolxD

What are the best new years plans?

 
Dec 30, 2008 6:53 PM

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tequila shots? a good idea?


Be sure to coat the tip with salt.

Are you a panda?


You jest...

It wasn't HW :P.


'Twas a means of saying math is not a mystery of the universe.

Does Mr. Panda watch anime?


...this is MAL, what do you think?

What is love?


See the post below you. A student of Mr. Panda has made-good on answering.

What are the best new years plans?


If you're a non-smoker, resolve not to smoke.


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Jan 2, 2009 2:48 AM

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Hey ur MaL-er bday/anniversy is this month! happy? enraged?

 
Jan 2, 2009 9:38 PM

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Why did I have a car accident and lost my left leg even if i didn't rape anybody?
 
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Why do I fail so much?
 
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how do i deal w/ lame boyfiend? Lesbianism?

 
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what should I do tomorrow?
 
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When will it snow again?
 
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Please explain your thoughts on outer space and aliens. Do they really exist and so on?
 
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are u still hung over from new years?

 
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