| HEY MAL! Looks like I'm back from my ban 3 week long vacation... So, in celebration, I thought I'd make a quick casual topic about something hopefully discussion-worthy. And slightly amusing... Now then: Do you hang your toilet paper over or under? Which method do you think is better? Why?   Pics added because people are incompetent. |
MellowJelloMar 27, 2013 12:26 AM
| oo scawy. |
| I'm afraid this does not encourage discussion, ergo, I'm reporting it. |
HeddieMar 27, 2013 1:09 AM
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| I don't use toilet paper. And welcome back. |
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Hederick said: I'm afraid this does not encourage discussion, ergo, I'm reporting it. Already reported too. Get ready for another lengthy ban, Mellow. Hue hue hue. Your friends love you. On topic, I hang it over. It feels awkward when i pull it under for some reason, because it feels like it gets caught in something. |
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weakwithwords said: But which one do you use?2013-03-26T15:20:01+08:00 MellowJello, The advantage of "over" is that the paper will not touch the wall like with "under". The supposed advantage of "under" is that the pieces are easier to detach. It's a moot point for us though since we have a bidet. If paper is ever provided/requested, then the roll would be sitting on its side. 2013-03-26T15:22:06+08:00 |
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| Whats with this thread.... |
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| i dont use toilet paper. my toilet automatically washes my ass and then dries it after im done shitting... |
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| Over and now that I think about it TP hung under is one of my pet peeves. ThePope said: i dont use toilet paper. my toilet automatically washes my ass and then dries it after im done shitting... Holy shit its the Pope! |
ThePope said: But if you were in a situation where your high-tech toilet was broken, would you prefer the roll over or under?i dont use toilet paper. my toilet automatically washes my ass and then dries it after im done shitting... |
ThePope said: i dont use toilet paper. my toilet automatically washes my ass and then dries it after im done shitting... Fancy. |
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| Over. The only advantage of under is that it "looks" cleaner. People who hang their toilet paper under are obvious fags. |
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| OVER. Why would you put under? it gets in the way. You know? Also, if you put it over, it is easier to rip to satisfy your urgent needs. Though i also have one of those fancy Japanese toilets that washes your butt. But i never do that unless i took a no.2 and i showered before. |
MellowJello said: ThePope said: But if you were in a situation where your high-tech toilet was broken, would you prefer the roll over or under?i dont use toilet paper. my toilet automatically washes my ass and then dries it after im done shitting... if my toilet ever happens to break (which it never will since its my toilet), i would have my subordinates give my ass a thorough cleaning. but if you insist on getting an answer out of me, i suppose i would prefer it over rather than under. VictorVonDoom said: Holy shit its the Pope! hello |
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katsucats said: Except that when you have it "under", it's easier to fold it properly, so that the soft patterned side is facing outward. You'd have to FLIP it if it were over.Over. The only advantage of under is that it "looks" cleaner. People who hang their toilet paper under are obvious fags. |
MellowJello said: katsucats said: Except that when you have it "under", it's easier to fold it properly, so that the soft patterned side is facing outward. You'd have to FLIP it if it were over.Over. The only advantage of under is that it "looks" cleaner. People who hang their toilet paper under are obvious fags. That alone doesnt overshadow the convenience of a smooth toilet paper pull. Do you care which side you wipe with anyways? And Mellow trying to re-rail teehee. You dug your own grave when you started a toilet thread |
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Hederick said: What does this do with Lucky Star.This is Lucky Star all over again. |
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| Over master race reporting in. |
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Hidden_Joker said: Yes it does, the time spent flipping the paper over onto its "right" side is a pain in the ass. That's time wasted that could've been spent outside the bathroom too! And I do care what side I wipe with. On most double/triple plies, there's a soft side and a rough side. The soft side is of utmost importance.MellowJello said: That alone doesnt overshadow the convenience of a smooth toilet paper pull. Do you care which side you wipe with anyways?katsucats said: Except that when you have it "under", it's easier to fold it properly, so that the soft patterned side is facing outward. You'd have to FLIP it if it were over.Over. The only advantage of under is that it "looks" cleaner. People who hang their toilet paper under are obvious fags. |
| Generally it would be over rather under. It depends how you pull the toilet paper: up or down. If the toilet roll is over: you pull down. If the toilet roll is under: you pull up. And generally speaking, it's pulling down. Because, well, you are cleaning your bottom. |
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ThePope said: i dont use toilet paper. my toilet automatically washes my ass and then dries it after im done shitting... As expected of the pope. Over I guess, never really paid any attention to this. |
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| It look like serious business all of sudent. Good thing that I don't use toilet paper. |
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Sou said: Hand.NeoAnkara said: It look like serious business all of sudent. Good thing that I don't use toilet paper. What do you use then, leaves? Or do you have a high-tech auto-wash toilet like the Pope? |
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MellowJello said: I guess your ass is too sensitive.Yes it does, the time spent flipping the paper over onto its "right" side is a pain in the ass. That's time wasted that could've been spent outside the bathroom too! And I do care what side I wipe with. On most double/triple plies, there's a soft side and a rough side. The soft side is of utmost importance. |
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Sou said: Paper towels are a perfectly stupid sound alternative.NeoAnkara said: What do you use then, leaves? Or do you have a high-tech auto-wash toilet like the Pope?It look like serious business all of sudent. Good thing that I don't use toilet paper. |
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katsucats said: Please don't assume. It makes an ASS out of U and ME.You probably use 800 thread count bath towels and wear cashmere underwear. Besides, anyone can get anal fissures if they wipe with rough toilet paper. Hell, even wiping too hard can give you em. |
Sou said: Do you clog the shit or do you clog the toilet?Sure, if you want to clog the shit out of your toilet. |
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MellowJello said: That's why you gotta protect yourself with coconut oil-infused hair conditioner and organic lube without all those harsh chemicals. Don't forget non-alcoholic mouthwash and SPF100 sunscreen. You might get arthritis if you wear non-orthopedic shoes.katsucats said: Please don't assume. It makes an ASS out of U and ME.You probably use 800 thread count bath towels and wear cashmere underwear. Besides, anyone can get anal fissures if they wipe with rough toilet paper. Hell, even wiping too hard can give you em. |
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| Over. I can't stand it when it's under; it's so much harder to tear. |
katsucats said: I feel that this is straying from the topic at hand.MellowJello said: That's why you gotta protect yourself with coconut oil-infused hair conditioner and organic lube without all those harsh chemicals. Don't forget non-alcoholic mouthwash and SPF100 sunscreen. You might get arthritis if you wear non-orthopedic shoes.katsucats said: Please don't assume. It makes an ASS out of U and ME.You probably use 800 thread count bath towels and wear cashmere underwear. Besides, anyone can get anal fissures if they wipe with rough toilet paper. Hell, even wiping too hard can give you em. Please understand that UNDER is the true way of the toilet paper roll. There's no compromise to be had. People in a rush to get out and sensitive butts will agree with me. |
| Over. Under seems more annoying. I can't be arsed when shit's allover me xD |
| LOL Mellow trying to re-rail. I think he's just doing under cuz the majority says over, and he just wants to keep the argument going. But seriously, that smooth pull when you hang it over is totally worth it. I sometimes cut it short involuntarily when the paper rips when im reeling it in in an under position |
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Hidden_Joker said: I disagree, the time saved flipping to paper to the soft side is much more important than "feelings". It's also easier to tear at a precise 4 sheets, rather than fumbling around with getting your hand on the right part of the roll when it's over.But seriously, that smooth pull when you hang it over is totally worth it. I sometimes cut it short involuntarily when the paper rips when im reeling it in in an under position |
MellowJello said: Hidden_Joker said: I disagree, the time saved flipping to paper to the soft side is much more important than "feelings". It's also easier to tear at a precise 4 sheets, rather than fumbling around with getting your hand on the right part of the roll when it's over.But seriously, that smooth pull when you hang it over is totally worth it. I sometimes cut it short involuntarily when the paper rips when im reeling it in in an under position Ok when you're really in dire need of toilet paper (like RIGHT now, within 3 seconds), what would be worse? Fumbling with it and cutting it short and getting stuff on places you'd rather not? Or having it the right length and but not in the "smooth" side? |
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Hidden_Joker said: You're misreading what I said.MellowJello said: Hidden_Joker said: I disagree, the time saved flipping to paper to the soft side is much more important than "feelings". It's also easier to tear at a precise 4 sheets, rather than fumbling around with getting your hand on the right part of the roll when it's over.But seriously, that smooth pull when you hang it over is totally worth it. I sometimes cut it short involuntarily when the paper rips when im reeling it in in an under position Ok when you're really in dire need of toilet paper (like RIGHT now, within 3 seconds), what would be worse? Fumbling with it and cutting it short and getting stuff on places you'd rather not? Or having it the right length and but not in the "smooth" side? UNDER has the advantage of both easy measurement AND being on the proper side to show it's "smooth" side. And since you're on the topic of "emergency" toilet paper, having it under would prevent accidental cases of rolling out 10+ sheets, since OVER NEVER TEARS WHERE YOU WANT IT TO. |
| I just realized that sometimes I don't even bother hanging the tp, no I just place it in close proximity to the toilet and wrap it around my hand/wrist and go from there. |
StardustCharismaMar 27, 2013 2:06 AM
VictorVonDoom said: I just realized that sometimes I don't even bother hanging the tp, no I just place in close proximity to the toilet and wrap it around my hand/wrist and go from there. I do this as well.. :) |
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Sou said: VictorVonDoom said: I just realized that sometimes I don't even bother hanging the tp, no I just place in close proximity to the toilet and wrap it around my hand/wrist and go from there. This is probably the most logical and precise thing to do... I should've thought of this sooner. You're a genius, Roger Victor. Hmmm, I would find that rather uncomfortable in fact. Cause the paper rips a lot of times when i try to remove them from being wrapped around my wrist |
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God, people, learn some basic motor skills and stop ripping your toilet paper. On another note, under wastes paper. |
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| Neither. |
InfiniteRyvius said: Clockwise or counterclockwise? Is the holder on the left or right of the toilet? Maybe in front of you? There's a bamillion ways this setup could work...Neither. |
| Over is definetly better then under. Whenever I use under I end up cutting the toilletpaper off right between the wall and the roll, so I have to put my dirty pissstained hands on clean toiletpaper to roll it along so I can grab more paper. It's a pain in the ass. Btw Welcome back Mellow, even tho you won't be unbanned for long. |
| I hang it over |
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| I honestly never thought all this was such a big deal. I truly must re-think my toilet paper rolling ways. |
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| Over of course, like any other mentally well adjusted and upstanding citizen. Anyone that hangs them under are clearly wrong, morally corrupt and disgusting. |
| This discussion is actually very amusing to read. Anyway, I'm usually not the one who changes the toilet paper if we run out of it, so it depends on the person who does the changing. I think I might start paying attention to it though. |
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