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Oct 20, 2010 7:33 PM

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Popcorn.
Oct 21, 2010 4:10 AM

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StonerWithABoner said:
a penny... 1 cent... damn old people A PENNY ISNT CANDY!
needless to say they got their shit egged...


lol what a waste of eggs.
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Oct 21, 2010 1:59 PM

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StonerWithABoner said:
a penny... 1 cent... damn old people A PENNY ISNT CANDY!
needless to say they got their shit egged...

ass. why would you do that to poor old people.

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Oct 21, 2010 2:07 PM

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Licorice.

I can't stand licorice.
Oct 21, 2010 2:23 PM

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Candy corn, really? Candy corn is fucking awesome, I don't know what's wrong with you people.

Anyway, among the worst candy I ever got was really, really shitty chocolate. It tasted like latex paint and robotussin. I've gotten razors in my candy too, my mistake for going to the wrong side of the neighborhood.

Things I generally don't care for can't see myself having (and are edible) go to other people. After the loot I often trade my licorice and whoppers for A&W root beer barrels or Mounds, then we might trade costumes and go out again.


Out of curiousity, what is your weapon of choice for hauling your loot?
Mine happens to be a pillowcase or a black trash bag, but what do you use?
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Oct 21, 2010 3:37 PM

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You know, it's really fucked up that people actually put razors in candies and enjoy the thought of kids bleeding, I only thought that happened in movies.
Oct 21, 2010 3:47 PM

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Fruit, usually oranges. I have no problem with fruit in general, it's just at that time you wanted candy and was really expecting something tasty.

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Oct 21, 2010 7:07 PM

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I'd have to go with an oatmeal gronola bar and halloween-themed erasers and pencils. Those erasers were horrible at the job and I was never fond of wooden pencils.

I'm so surprised about hearing razor blades in chocolate. I always thought that was just myths and stuff stirred up by the internet.

Btw, my parents used to drive me to the rich neighborhoods where they give out the large bars and stuff XD I got a couple of bernard callebauts from there =]
Oct 21, 2010 7:53 PM
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The Horror that is Durian. Its smell is terrible. My new friend sent me a package of durian candy with a message that "Hope it warms you"....
Oct 22, 2010 1:03 AM

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Only once had a trick or treat because well.. here in holland we don't celebrate Halloween. But a friend of mine lives in small little town where they do celebrate because the neighbourhood is really cozy and they wanted to do something fun for the kids over there. So we went out to trick or threat. And the worst things were definatly an very very old orange.. oh and cheese.. i like cheese but not when it has been in a bag of candy..

I am shocked to hear about razors and injecting stuff into candy. You must be really deranged if you do shit like that D:
Oct 22, 2010 2:20 AM

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I give the worst treats. If some kid without a costume asks for candy he gets mashed potatoes in his bag.
Oct 22, 2010 3:53 AM

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One time I reached into a candy bag and instead of pulling out some candy I feel something sharp. What do you know, I pulled out a shank, With this dark sticky stuff on the blade. 0_o
Oct 23, 2010 6:58 AM
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thereisnosanity said:
I give the worst treats. If some kid without a costume asks for candy he gets mashed potatoes in his bag.

LMAO!

I absolute despise Tootsie Rolls...Yuck.
Oct 23, 2010 10:44 AM

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iciclepop said:
an eaten lollipop. i remember it clearly; the boy was eating it and then he dropped it into my bag.


I lol'd xD

Probably an apple. Not with anything on it, just an apple D=
Oct 23, 2010 2:41 PM

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i think its safe to say that candy corn and fruits/veggies are ftw by the amount of replies :P
i would hit you ,but i dont wanna get any douchbag on my hands :P
Oct 23, 2010 6:50 PM

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Lol, these round chocolately things.
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Oct 23, 2010 7:41 PM

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helen82 said:
The Horror that is Durian. Its smell is terrible. My new friend sent me a package of durian candy with a message that "Hope it warms you"....

LOL LOL LOL, this is so fucked i almost cant belive it. i love, FUCKING love the way you said "the horror that is durian. WHY would somone give that shit out?and realy they make durian candies? Its one of the worst smelling and taisting things iv ever had in my life. The worst thing i ever got was the small plastic rings or the shit candycorn. This was one of the funniest threads iv ever read in my life.
Oct 23, 2010 9:51 PM

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I liked this thread so much that i just went and spent 40$ on halloween candy i hope these lil bastards like it come the 31st.
Oct 23, 2010 10:22 PM
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but realy those chalk things
Oct 24, 2010 1:55 AM
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Toothpaste + Toothbrush

We TP'd that house good later that night.
Oct 30, 2010 2:17 PM

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a pokemon energy card think it was lightning i don't know how the guy or girl got it in my bag but they were a trickster he or she
Oct 30, 2010 3:37 PM

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Those goddamn tootsie rolls.
Oct 30, 2010 5:18 PM

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old looking candy

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Oct 30, 2010 5:56 PM

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Tempz said:
It would probably have to be this candy I got from this woman in the neighborhood years ago. I'm like.. "trick or trick" and she goes, "Who loves you?" and just right then I was already like wtf is wrong with this person. So I'm like "uhh my mom?" and my friend is like "Jesus?" which just shocked me because I wasn't even thinking anything like that. She's like "Yup!" and puts the candy in our bags. I wish I would of egg'd the shit outta that woman's house that night.

What kind of person replies to some kid saying trick or treat with "Who loves you?" and waits for them to answer with "Jesus" before putting the candy in their bags..

YO that is so funny

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Oct 30, 2010 6:53 PM

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Dog food. I didn't even know why I opened my bag for that. >:O
Oct 30, 2010 7:16 PM

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I think I'm gonna say a toothbrush.
It was from an orthodontist. They were also giving out hot dogs, which warranted a WTF. I didn't take the hot dog.

I don't understand why people say candy corn. That's some yummy stuff, right there.
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A weird dried fruit that tasted horribly bad. even now I don't know what fruit it was >.>.
Oct 31, 2010 1:24 AM

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A cookie shaped as a chopped off finger.. with blood and all.
I really didnt feel like eating it... too freaky o_o
Oct 31, 2010 10:27 AM
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iciclepop said:
an eaten lollipop. i remember it clearly; the boy was eating it and then he dropped it into my bag.


lol, did you finished it XD?
Oct 31, 2010 1:23 PM

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Emiko_Chan said:
A cookie shaped as a chopped off finger.. with blood and all.
I really didnt feel like eating it... too freaky o_o


That sounds strange o_o

was it home-made?
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Oct 31, 2010 6:17 PM

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An apple.
Oct 31, 2010 9:07 PM

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somebody was given out toothbrushes...



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Oct 31, 2010 9:43 PM
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why's every1 hating on toothpaste and toothbrushes? those come in handy lol and r more expensive than candy 0_o
Oct 31, 2010 10:23 PM

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Wrapper filled with real dead flies inside. Can't believe that, that many flies could be in one person's house-- rather, who found the time to kill all those flies, wrap them up in old candy wrappers, and distribute them to cute little children!?
Oct 31, 2010 10:32 PM

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Avalongus said:
An apple.
Nov 1, 2010 6:00 AM

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Mary Janes :/ Bleh
Nov 1, 2010 12:41 PM

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In the shell, slightly damaged, unsalted peanuts. Barely plural, I think I got two.

Those pencils that break if you try to sharpen them, and they come unsharpened.
Nov 1, 2010 12:42 PM

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One lady gave all the kids a toothbrush, and dental floss...who the heck wants that on Halloween?

Nov 3, 2010 4:50 PM

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Someone gave me a potato. No joke.
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Wrapper filled with real dead flies inside. Can't believe that, that many flies could be in one person's house-- rather, who found the time to kill all those flies, wrap them up in old candy wrappers, and distribute them to cute little children!?

that's just... disgusting. o.o
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Someone gave me a potato. No joke.

lol
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Chidashi-sama said:
Wrapper filled with real dead flies inside. Can't believe that, that many flies could be in one person's house-- rather, who found the time to kill all those flies, wrap them up in old candy wrappers, and distribute them to cute little children!?
it takes deep dedication to halloween spirit to kill that many flies. For me i alway hated the tootsie role, seriously i would have the floss or tooth brush then that.
Nov 4, 2010 5:27 AM

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we dont have halloween here but we kinda have something similair bout going round houses and picking up candy but we sing songs =.=

anyways worse probly was bunch of insects
Nov 7, 2010 4:15 PM

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Old candy that has taken the taste of other candy that surrounded it
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I got a cigarette once when I was 12 and smoked it XD
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Alipio said:
Dog food. I didn't even know why I opened my bag for that. >:O
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I think the worst thing I got was nasty stale popcorn yuck Dx
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Nov 7, 2010 9:32 PM

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When I was 12, I rang the doorbell on some house and an old lady answered and she asked me what I wanted. I said trick or treat but then she said she doesn't celebrate Halloween. When I asked her why she had her light on outside she said she didn't turn it off because it was her light and she didn't have to turn it off for some kids. I swear her rant lasted like 10 minutes. Let's just say my trick or treat session ended early that year. :(
Nov 7, 2010 11:36 PM

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This wasn't even candy, once when i was younger we went trick or treating and this guy gave us a bag of fruit each. WTF FRUIT?! I was so pissed lol.
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My friend's brother got a condom so to stop him finding out what it is she blew it up and passed is as a balloon (The last bit was irrevelent but someone might find it amusing...)
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Some dude answered the door wearing nothing but his boxers...

He gave us a slice of pizza. :P
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