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Dec 27, 2023 9:43 AM
#1
Telecom

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I can help you.

What help do you need?
themanualreader@proton.me
Dec 27, 2023 4:02 PM
#2
Cneq

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Jan 2017
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uh, I need $500k by 3pm tomorrow

don't ask why, just dm and provide
Dec 27, 2023 4:16 PM
#3
InfernoPhoeniz12

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How do I stay focus for long periods without dozing off. ( at least 2 hours)
Dec 27, 2023 4:32 PM
#4
philtecturophy

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Dec 2013
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Cure me from my 7 years chronic sacrum coccyx pain


Dec 27, 2023 7:42 PM
#5
tsukareru

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i made 15% gains in oct+nov and booked my profits. now i am 11% in the hole in december because of some ipo that got too close the sun. well it will rally someday, can you make it rally faster. i am missing out on others stock rallies while my protfolio is stuck in this ipo at loss,, i haven't booked the loss
tsukareruDec 27, 2023 7:53 PM


If you are a friend. Visit my profile to recommend me something to watch ( ^▽^)ψ__
Dec 27, 2023 8:57 PM
#6
YanYan

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a special lamp that gives me 3 wishes
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Dec 27, 2023 9:28 PM
#7
Frebby

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I'm really hungry right now, can you order a pizza later?




:3
Dec 27, 2023 9:45 PM
#8
Hikinekomori
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I need to achieve moksha to get out of samsara.
Dec 28, 2023 12:19 AM
#9
DreamWindow
ああああああああ

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Apr 2013
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Can you tell me why my dad left? He's been gone for 3 weeks and I don't know what to do.

This ground is soiled by those before me and their lies. I dare not look up for on me I feel their eyes
Dec 28, 2023 2:17 AM
#10
Serafos

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71443
I want K-On! season 3. Please help me.

Dec 28, 2023 4:27 AM
#11
Zedlin

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Jul 2016
875
Pizza, unlimited pizza please. Sounds really good rn.
Dec 28, 2023 4:51 AM
#12
Serafos

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^ + unlimited hambaga. Thank you. :3

Dec 28, 2023 5:14 AM
#13
mokkocchi

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I need money ༼ ༎ຶ ᆺ ༎ຶ༽
Dec 28, 2023 5:33 AM
#14
LightWorker

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I would like the lies on record about my family deleted or changed to the truth, and have my true medical records restored and sent throughout the NHS, so that's what they see instead of the crap they made up for me.
And maybe some compensation for a severely disrupted and stressful life. Thanks x
Dec 28, 2023 5:59 AM
#15
Said_enough
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For now, help get me my dream job (being a government administrator) :)
Dec 28, 2023 6:43 AM
#16
Rinrinka
♡( •ॢ◡-ॢ)✧˖° ♡

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I don't need any helps but thank you for the offer :)

Here, let me give you some virtual doughnut instead as appreciation ^.^



(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂 ♥
Dec 28, 2023 5:02 PM
#17
Technopunk

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Basically this, no further elaboration is necessary.

"Don't let your memes be dreams."- Ancient Japanese proverb, probably
Dec 29, 2023 11:05 PM
#18
GoatPieceLuffy
I love femboys.

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Wish McDonald's wasn't understaffed all the time and was a better environment to work in. Mornings are dope though.

Besides that, can you loan me a million bucks? 🙌
𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙋𝙞𝙚𝙘𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚. - 𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙝
Dec 30, 2023 7:58 AM
#19
Telecom

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If you need money, please feel free to contact @styk_avg.



I will take care of the rest starting with @DreamWindow.
themanualreader@proton.me
Dec 30, 2023 5:02 PM
#20
KitsuFrost

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Aug 2020
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A gun, a shovel, a pickup, a ticket to Bahamas and 50,000 in cash into a suitcase.

Thank you.

Jan 15, 10:07 AM
#21
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Reply to KitsuFrost
A gun, a shovel, a pickup, a ticket to Bahamas and 50,000 in cash into a suitcase.

Thank you.
@KitsuFrost
Hey, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.

Your request was “A gun, a shovel, a pickup, a ticket to Bahamas and 50,000 in cash into a suitcase."

We are glad to inform you that yes, we have all of the above. You will find all of these things in SEVEN DAYS in your ROOM. Don't ask how we have access to your ROOM....

(NOTE: The 50,000 in cash is STOLEN. Use it at your own risk.)

If you have any more requests, feel free to ask. We are always here to help.
Jan 15, 10:14 AM
#22
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Reply to GoatPieceLuffy
Wish McDonald's wasn't understaffed all the time and was a better environment to work in. Mornings are dope though.

Besides that, can you loan me a million bucks? 🙌
@GoatPieceLuffy

Hey, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.

Your request was “(1) Wish McDonald's wasn't understaffed all the time and was a better environment to work in. (2) can you loan me a million bucks? 🙌."

(1) We are sad to inform you that we do not grant wishes. Ask your LOCAL GENIE. We can give you the address of some LOCAL GENIES if you post your location and address here. P.S. Work for us. Don't work for McDonalds. Message TELECOM for more details.
(2) Yes, we can loan you a million bucks. Send us your PayPal link and we will pay it ASAP. If you do not send it within three days, then we will have to send STOLEN MONEY into your ROOM. We will also be keeping an eye on you....

If you have any more requests, feel free to ask. We are always here to help.
Jan 15, 10:15 AM
#23
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Reply to Technopunk


Basically this, no further elaboration is necessary.
@Technopunk

Hey, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.

Your request was “Give me money."

We are glad to inform you that we have money. You will find it WET in your father's UNDERWEAR drawer.
Jan 15, 10:16 AM
#24
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564612
Reply to Said_enough
For now, help get me my dream job (being a government administrator) :)
@Said_enough

Hey, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.

Your request was “help get me my dream job (being a government administrator) :)"

We are glad to inform you that we have a better alternative: Working for us. If you would like to know more details, please contact TELECOM.
Jan 15, 10:20 AM
#25
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564612
Reply to philtecturophy
Cure me from my 7 years chronic sacrum coccyx pain
@philtecturophy

Hey, I'm TELECOM's assistant.

Your request was "Cure me from my 7 years chronic sacrum coccyx pain"

We are sad to inform you that you cannot be CURED.... through normal means. If you vow to us that (1) your SOUL is the property of the TELECOM agency, and that (2) your WILL is TELECOM property, then you can be cured.
Jan 15, 10:23 AM
#26
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Reply to Hikinekomori
I need to achieve moksha to get out of samsara.
@Hikinekomori

Hey, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.

Your request was “I need to achieve moksha to get out of samsara."

We are glad to inform you that you can get out of Samsara. However it is not by the means you suggest. To get out of Samsara, you must (1) give us all your MONEY, PROPERTY, BELONGINGS, and (2) meet us in SEVEN DAYS after replying.

You will meet us. You just won't know when or where. And when you do, you WILL give us what we have requested from you.
Jan 15, 10:25 AM
#27
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Reply to Serafos
I want K-On! season 3. Please help me.

@Serafos

Hello, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.

Your request was “K-On Season 3”

We are glad to tell you that yes, we do have K-On Season 3. You just need to meet us and we'll give you the VIRTUAL REALITY SIMULATOR to experience K-On Season 3.

If you say YES to meeting us, then we will meet you in SEVEN DAYS. If you say NO, then we will keep an eye on you and your loved ones...
Jan 15, 10:28 AM
#28
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Reply to LightWorker
I would like the lies on record about my family deleted or changed to the truth, and have my true medical records restored and sent throughout the NHS, so that's what they see instead of the crap they made up for me.
And maybe some compensation for a severely disrupted and stressful life. Thanks x
@LightWorker

Hello, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.
Your request was “I would like the lies on record about my family deleted or changed to the truth, and have my true medical records restored and sent throughout the NHS, so that's what they see instead of the crap they made up for me. And maybe some compensation for a severely disrupted and stressful life. Thanks x”

We have a message from your DEAD FATHER:
"Son... you need to accept reality. You cannot deceive anyone. Everyone knows the truth. NO one has made up anything about you or our family. NO one has lied about our family. SON... you need to come back... Come back home SON..."

We also have a message from TELECOM's DAD:
"LightWorker, you don't need compensation. What you need to do is stop complaining and get to work."
Jan 15, 10:30 AM
#29
elgatosaika

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i dont wanna smoke cigarettes anymore help
Jan 15, 10:38 AM
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Reply to elgatosaika
i dont wanna smoke cigarettes anymore help
@elgatosaika

Hello, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.
Your request was “i dont wanna smoke cigarettes anymore help”

Why do you want to stop? Haven't you heard that smoking is BENEFICIAL?
Jan 15, 10:47 AM
#31
elgatosaika

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@elgatosaika

Hello, I'm "TELECOM"'s assistant.
Your request was “i dont wanna smoke cigarettes anymore help”

Why do you want to stop? Haven't you heard that smoking is BENEFICIAL?
@styk_avg it is it got many benefits like social life and being cool and feeling cool and morning coffe and cigarette is just peak
on the other hand it makes u age faster and i wanna stay cute u know, and theres also goo in my throat if i smoke too much makes me vomit sometimes its disgustang i dont want that either
Jan 15, 11:19 AM
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Reply to elgatosaika
@styk_avg it is it got many benefits like social life and being cool and feeling cool and morning coffe and cigarette is just peak
on the other hand it makes u age faster and i wanna stay cute u know, and theres also goo in my throat if i smoke too much makes me vomit sometimes its disgustang i dont want that either
@elgatosaika

Hello. We are sorry for being so ignorant that you want to STAY CUTE. Have you considered being UGLY?
Jan 15, 11:31 AM
#33
elgatosaika

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@elgatosaika

Hello. We are sorry for being so ignorant that you want to STAY CUTE. Have you considered being UGLY?
@styk_avg hell na looks is my only value (im a woman)
Jan 15, 11:33 AM
#34
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Reply to elgatosaika
@styk_avg hell na looks is my only value (im a woman)
@elgatosaika

Hello. We see that you understand what it is to be a woman. In that case, would you like a POTION that makes you BEAUTIFUL forever?
Jan 16, 5:16 AM
#35
UhOhSPAGET

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hello I would like my own pocket-sized Hatsune Miku to be my friend while I am alone in the big city

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