Fai said:Hypeathon said:
Hey Fai, I have a challenge for you. Without using the terms "bullshit, fag, saucegay (that term is getting really old btw), fail, stupid, lame" or any other typical term you would usually use to describe the weekly Naruto chapters, how about you explain to us what parts of this chapter's art, storyteling, staging, and paneling gave you whatever reactions you had, whether they were good or bad?
- Sakura's character degradation. While her "failure" in the last chapter could have been used in a way to develop her character, the failure of her in this chapter and the whole crying, practically returned her character development to the PART I level. Anything Kishimoto claimed about Sakura having "grown" has been ruined. She is, yet again, a crying weeping irrational Sasuke fangirl, just like all of the main characters are.
- Sasuke's character degradation. HIs sudden change of demeanor continues. ITs like Kishimoto decided "hey, I got bored writing mysterious silent avenger, why not turn him into psycho suddenly!~~"
- Kakashi vs Sasuke - the overhyped fight lasts for three pages and Kakashi could not defeat almost blind sasuke.
- Susanoo - Sasuke being able to use it at his current state is pure plothax. Susanoo changing forms is pure plothax.
- THe whole situation and its predictability - its obvious that this all will be interrupted by Madara, who will then gift Saucegay EMS, giving him yet another ISP(instant stupid powerup).
- Cool Chapter ender - Kishi ruined thoose way too many times:
1. BAM! Naruto arrives to the scene of Kakuzu. - Result? a fart, a fail and crossing bridges shit.
2. BAM! Naruto arrives to Konoha, oneshots few pains and trashtalks Pain - Result? Naruto's Character derailment with the whole Kyuubi unleashing, a stupid and irrational xanathos pile-up by Minato, Naruto getting nerfed and Pain doing the worst thing in entire part II - reviving everyone.
3. BAM! Raikage does awesome stuff bumping Saucegay - Result? New random power up for Saucegay.
4. BAM! KIllerbee skewers Saucegay - Result? We all know the result.
5. BAM! Danzo gets hyped for ~50 chapters, gets some really cool lines, is set up as one of the most realistic and awesome characters - Result? Sharingans himself to death in a random battle. Cue to Madara hype.
6. BAM! Pain is hyped for 150 chapters, gets some cool lines, kills Jiraya, is set up as perfect antagonist for Naruto, nukes Konoha. - Result? Is revealed to be a cripple, gets converted to Narutardism by a friggin book and dies reviving entire village. Cue to Madara hype.
The only good part of this chapter was the very last page and even that will be ruined next week, when:
- Naruto cries, hyperventilates and passes out again. OR
- Madara interrupts everything and gifts Saucegay yet another free power up. OR
- Naruto begins to blabber about saving Saucegay and loving Saucegay. OR
- Saucegay somehow manages to fight evenly with Naruto
Predictions for next gazillion chapters?
- Sauce gets EMS.
- Kabutomaru gets killed in random skirmish with Sauce, where Sauce unlocks yet another powerup and gets Itachi's Susanoo.
- Madara laughs evilly and we get a million close ups into his eye.
- Naruto cries.
- Madara revives Jyuubi, merges with Saucegay, merges with Jyuubi into huuuge fugly monstar who moans about darkness,and taking away everything good.
- Every shinobi channels love into Naruto who then "defeats" Jyuubi, Digimon2 style.
- Naruto dies, Saucegay somehow survives and becomes hokage. Magically everyone lives in peace.(and no, Sakura won't do anything relevant. Neither will Hinata. Come on! they are females. And feamles are irrelevant in Kishi's manga)
Overall the entire PART II feels like Kishimoto is trying to rip off his Brother's manga, 666Satan, and failing at that.