“It's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." You just don't-- I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided that something shitty is going to happen.” ― Louis C. K.
Chrono Trigger X Lucky Star
Greatest thing ever. I should really watch Lucky Star one of these days.
500th completed anime: Honey and Clover
550th: Shiki specials
600th completed anime: Natsume Yuujinchou Shi
650th completed anime: Humanity has Declined
700th completed anime: Berserk movie 1: The Egg of the King
750th completed anime: Kyousougiga TV
800th completed anime: Mushishi Zoku Shou
850th completed anime: Barakamon
900th completed anime: Yoru no Yatterman
1000th completed anime: Koyomimonogatari (Apropos, since there are 1000 monogatari series)
50th completed manga: Pluto
^Stuff under spoiler, because current MAL profile layout is DUMB. Anime and manga stats should be at the top. That's what people use the site for!