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You were put into a yoai anime universe where all the characters are creepy and want to f*ck you although you're straight. How do you escape?

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Aug 16, 2016 2:05 AM
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Where would you run to?

Interesting in MAL answers xD
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Aug 16, 2016 2:07 AM
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Starts casting dark magic, gets the hell out.
Aug 16, 2016 2:09 AM
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So... just like what happened to Sanji during the 2 years time skip?
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Aug 16, 2016 2:16 AM
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Kill them with fire.It works most of the time.And I would escape to my secret base on the moon.
Aug 16, 2016 2:16 AM
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zal said:
So... just like what happened to Sanji during the 2 years time skip?


I thought they were trying to turn him into okama by dressing him or something xD
Aug 16, 2016 2:18 AM
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Naruto684 said:
zal said:
So... just like what happened to Sanji during the 2 years time skip?


I thought they were trying to turn him into okama by dressing him or something xD
Kids are watching it, they can't be too explicit ;D
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Aug 16, 2016 2:24 AM
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"Universe" I'll kill myself then. There's nowhere to run.
Aug 16, 2016 2:27 AM
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Kill them all. There's no other choice
Aug 16, 2016 2:32 AM
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So everyone is a gay young male?How the hell did they not go extinct?

I suppose I'd instinctively murder anyone who steps in a 5-meter radius of me.
Or learn some sweet ass magic and turn all of them into Momiji fron DoA/Ninja Gaiden hot straight girls.
Aug 16, 2016 2:36 AM

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I'd cross-dress as a guy who's cross-dressing as a girl.
Aug 16, 2016 2:40 AM

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Everybody wants to fuck me? I attempt to disbelieve. That can't be real.
Aug 16, 2016 3:25 AM

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call the cops and get help. like, yeah, its a yaoi universe, but there still must be life outside of our individual doings

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Aug 16, 2016 3:27 AM
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I will move my cursor to the top right corner of my screen and click the close button.
Aug 16, 2016 3:41 AM

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Are they hot tho? If they're hot, then buy gallons of lube, I guess.
yangires > yanderes > tsunderes > other deres
Aug 16, 2016 3:42 AM

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Find a weapon and start leveling up my stats like in Dark Souls and kill them.
Aug 16, 2016 3:53 AM

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I don't cuck myself out like a miserable little uke for starters.
Aug 16, 2016 3:55 AM
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Yaoi universe? You mean gay people don't exist in real life?

doitagain said:
Are they hot tho? If they're hot, then buy gallons of lube, I guess.

No homo, though.
Aug 16, 2016 4:12 AM

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On_the_Lam said:
Yaoi universe? You mean gay people don't exist in real life?

In real life, some people are gay.
In yaoi universe, everyone is yaoi bishounen. No females, no straight people, no ugly people. Nowhere to run! Bwa-ha-ha!
Aug 16, 2016 4:16 AM

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I'm just gonna pretend that I'm in a zombie Apocalypse and get my chainsaw out.
Aug 16, 2016 4:25 AM

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I would of course sit down and watch (: get my fresh popcorn right off the popper and the like.
Aug 16, 2016 4:26 AM

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Just keep repeating no homo and it'll be fine.

I'll just play the Boku no Pico theme as bait and run away.
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Aug 16, 2016 4:28 AM

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A kick in the balls will work 90% of the time
10% of the time will kill them
Aug 16, 2016 4:29 AM

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Soooooo everyone trying to kill them huh.

Guys come on.If we can use magic I can turn them into girl too right?

Now we are in yuri heaven.

Ez.
Aug 16, 2016 4:33 AM
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... As a Fujoshi, I actually want to see an anime like this. It would be HILARIOUS.




I am forever your most devoted believer.


Aug 16, 2016 4:37 AM

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Attach spikes around my crotch, so I don't have to use effort to kill them
sasalx said:
Soooooo everyone trying to kill them huh.

Guys come on.If we can use magic I can turn them into girl too right?

Now we are in yuri heaven.

Ez.

Or this. Yuri is good
Aug 16, 2016 4:41 AM

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I will fuck them all first then they will be to tired to do me nothing

Aug 16, 2016 5:02 AM

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CTRL + ALT + DEL, then I'll access the Task Manager, and then I'll forcefully close the nightmare. If need be, I will also terminate all of the processes with command prompt.

How does that sound?
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Aug 16, 2016 5:09 AM

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Lauslim12 said:
CTRL + ALT + DEL, then I'll access the Task Manager, and then I'll forcefully close the nightmare. If need be, I will also terminate all of the processes with command prompt.

How does that sound?


Just yank the plug out of the PSU and end the whole thing d (^_^) b
Aug 16, 2016 5:20 AM

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Erg_Orgy said:
Lauslim12 said:
CTRL + ALT + DEL, then I'll access the Task Manager, and then I'll forcefully close the nightmare. If need be, I will also terminate all of the processes with command prompt.

How does that sound?


Just yank the plug out of the PSU and end the whole thing d (^_^) b

I see you have a point there...
For a better result, just throw your CPU out of the window, haha.
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Aug 16, 2016 5:24 AM

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Lauslim12 said:
Erg_Orgy said:


Just yank the plug out of the PSU and end the whole thing d (^_^) b

I see you have a point there...
For a better result, just throw your CPU out of the window, haha.

Why are people always angry at the wrong parts of the computer? Don't shoot the monitor. Don't throw out the CPU. throw out the hard drive, that's where the memory is.
Aug 16, 2016 5:27 AM

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flannan said:
Lauslim12 said:

I see you have a point there...
For a better result, just throw your CPU out of the window, haha.

Why are people always angry at the wrong parts of the computer? Don't shoot the monitor. Don't throw out the CPU. throw out the hard drive, that's where the memory is.

I just cut off all power from the whole thing, equality for all parts #HardwareLivesMatter
Aug 16, 2016 6:07 AM

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Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay?


Not hard enough on the SF scale op.
Aug 16, 2016 6:23 AM
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BRB-kun said:
Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay?


Not hard enough on the SF scale op.


It's an anime universe so don't worry about why humanity still exists.

And they want YOU because they see you as fresh meat I suppose xD
Aug 16, 2016 6:25 AM

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Naruto684 said:
BRB-kun said:
Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay?


Not hard enough on the SF scale op.


It's an anime universe so don't worry about why humanity still exists.

And they want YOU because they see you as fresh meat I suppose xD

I'd call it a bad anime and go to sleep.
Aug 16, 2016 6:41 AM

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BRB-kun said:
Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay?


Not hard enough on the SF scale op.

Bishounen don't die from old age (even if their hair turns gray at some point, they don't stop being good-looking and capable), they only die from violence. And they aren't born, they are drawn into the world by fujoshi of our world.
Aug 16, 2016 6:45 AM

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In a yaoi universe, you'd get raped whether you like it or not. But then you'd totally end up liking it.
Aug 16, 2016 6:46 AM

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Quviasuliqpunga said:
call the cops and get help. like, yeah, its a yaoi universe, but there still must be life outside of our individual doings
the cops will fk u then. xD obviously.
Aug 16, 2016 6:47 AM

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flannan said:
BRB-kun said:
Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay?


Not hard enough on the SF scale op.

Bishounen don't die from old age (even if their hair turns gray at some point, they don't stop being good-looking and capable), they only die from violence. And they aren't born, they are drawn into the world by fujoshi of our world.

This.

Fuck. Fujoshis are created from the wish to have the perfect bishie, which spawn more bishies to attain this unattainable desire. It's a never ending cycle.

They don't die, they multiply. Might as well commit sudoku.
Aug 16, 2016 6:47 AM

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petalshreds said:
Quviasuliqpunga said:
call the cops and get help. like, yeah, its a yaoi universe, but there still must be life outside of our individual doings
the cops will fk u then. xD obviously.
i thought about that possibility but decide it was worth a shot

How can I smile when I am filled with so much sorrow?
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Aug 16, 2016 6:49 AM

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this is what you do. make it into a competition. only one man can be your lover. so make them do crazy challenges like balancing an egg on their nose and just slowly get more hardcore. by the end. make it a death battle. only one may live. and then once it is over. give the victor his victory cup of wine with poison in it and then you may live in peace

How can I smile when I am filled with so much sorrow?
It is natural -- you need to smile to your sorrow because you are more than your sorrow. (Thích Nhất Hạnh)
Aug 16, 2016 6:53 AM

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this is turning to mass murder / mass suicide.

goodbye, gay bishounens.
goodbye, mal users.
Aug 16, 2016 6:56 AM

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As long as i´m the one who puts the dick into other people, i´m fine with that universe
Aug 16, 2016 7:18 AM

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It would be a yuri universe for me. Dear lord, am I assuming they're gonna try to rape me? Kms
Aug 16, 2016 7:55 AM

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running away only for pussy. challenge accepted. i will join that party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Aug 16, 2016 7:57 AM

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It's a trial from the Yaoi King. If you can pass, you will be his new favorite whore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Doctors want to check me
Poke me and dissect me
What do they expect?
Feelings from a wind-up toy?
I don't think so


Aug 16, 2016 8:02 AM

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Depends how the characters look

If they look like Pico or Hideyoshi Kinoshita then there is no need to escape
Aug 16, 2016 8:03 AM
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i beat the crap out of them
Aug 16, 2016 8:04 AM

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Uhm, well I don't. I fuck them all, duh.
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Aug 16, 2016 8:23 AM

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Teleport Lumbridge, i would probably go with that
Aug 16, 2016 8:26 AM
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Killing and butchering them all would be more satisfying and fun



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