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Fetish Chart | Form (to be added in v7) | Spreadsheet (To be added in v7)



Well folks, hope you had fun diddling yourselves over the past couple of weeks, 'cause now the time of abstinence has dawned upon us all.


  • This contest will last for 85 days, with a potential for a tie-breaking 'sudden death' round.
  • The elimination period is 4 days, but as aforementioned in the sign-up thread, this is subject to change.  Please notify via PM beforehand, if you are heading on vacation, moving, suffered a power outage or about to go into a situation where you have no Internet access.  
    Otherwise, you will be automatically disqualified.
  • The fetish chart has been given quite an overhaul and is rather user-friendly this time around. So get cracking and make your own chart!


Rules
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  • Masturbate, engage in coitus, have a wet dream –– anything that results in the release of sperm/pussy juice and you'll be out of the running.  Zero tolerance.
  • Be truthful.  Lying about your recent lewd escapades makes you out to be a sore loser and undermines the endgoal of this contest.  We're all struggling perverts here, so no sense in hiding your own desires.
  • The entirety of MAL's userbase is welcome to share NSFW content of all sorts, provided it follows by the forum guidelines.  Remember to place it inside spoiler tags and state the maturity level (Typically NSFW or ecchi).
  • You must view the majority of all content, especially if it is directly aimed at you. Shouldn't let all of their effort be wasted, now shall we?
  • You are encouraged to target users with specific content.  Skulk around for their weak points and try to knock them out of the running.  This serves to make the game both harder and more fun.
  • Despite being in the forum games section, this is not a playground for your spamming shenanigans.  I'd rather not see our little game get locked away in Ardanaz's torture chamber to be devoured by his scary rabid nekomimis.  Aimless whining like 'pls fap already' is also discouraged.
  • Any participants caught using alt, sockpuppet or hacked accounts will be booted from the game and face possible disciplinary action from staff.


Current Participants (3):


Eliminated - 1st Cour


Eliminated - 2nd Cour


Eliminated - 3rd Cour


Eliminated - 4th Cour


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Eliminated - 7th Cour


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Eliminated - 9th Cour


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Eliminated - 11th Cour


Eliminated - 12th Cour


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Eliminated - 14th Cour


Eliminated - 15th Cour


Eliminated - 16th Cour


List of Fetish Charts


Next Elimination Period:
Tuesday, September 6th, 2016, 00:00 EST

Achievements:


BGM or Song of the Day/Week:


Modified by DeadSnow24th, Sep 7, 2016 8:03 AM
 
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lets do this
 
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Jun 13, 2016 9:30 PM
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Heh. This will be fun.
 
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Jun 13, 2016 9:31 PM

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Quick question though since I'm new. You have to post on this forum at least every 4 days right otherwise it's an automatic out?
a-wise-man said:
It doesn't matter how many bishounens are in an anime if the plot is shit.
 
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Jun 13, 2016 9:31 PM

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Haha, I'm fapping right now. Look at you idiots.

A pair of eyes appear disguised,
I take flight and stay high in paradise,
With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice.
I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies,
It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites.
ask for discord server
 
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Jun 13, 2016 9:33 PM

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I'm not gonna lose so easily.
“And will I tell you that these three lived happily ever after? I will not, for no one ever does. But there was happiness. And they did live.”
― Stephen King, The Dark Tower

 
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ixaa said:
Quick question though since I'm new. You have to post on this forum at least every 4 days right otherwise it's an automatic out?

Yes, at least once every four days. Unless you have PM'ed me with a legitimate reason for arriving late.
 
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Jun 13, 2016 9:34 PM

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And so it begins.
What's funnier than dank memes? Reading shitpost comments on MAL.
 
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Jun 13, 2016 9:35 PM

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So we can do anything with our genitals as long as we dont cum right?
"A king is defined not by his social status, but by his independent will, resolve, pride in himself and ability to enjoy life to the fullest. Those who do not have or reject those things are weak, filthy, petty commoners."


 
Jun 13, 2016 9:36 PM

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Oh god. Good thing I did what was necessary yesterday.
 
Jun 13, 2016 9:36 PM

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How does that chart thing work?
To achieve Victory you must embrace Defeat.
 
Jun 13, 2016 9:44 PM

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Well, good luck you doofuses
Have fun suffering
Y'all dumbos

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Yay! Potato Walk: Did an analysis/review of a daily/weekly BGM presenting on the first post
hahaha, what's this?
Did I do something and forgot or is this just cause?
Also, what's wrong with splatoon hentai?
 
Jun 13, 2016 9:55 PM

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Wait what if i have to take a piss? Am i not allowed to touch my genitals? Or is it only if i cum?
"A king is defined not by his social status, but by his independent will, resolve, pride in himself and ability to enjoy life to the fullest. Those who do not have or reject those things are weak, filthy, petty commoners."


 
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DeadSnow24th said:
Yay! Potato Walk: Did an analysis/review of a daily/weekly BGM presenting on the first post
hahaha, what's this?
Did I do something and forgot or is this just cause?

It's a reference to your anime taste analyzing from the 'Shit Anime Taste' Tournament.
 
Jun 13, 2016 9:56 PM

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KINGUBERMENSCH said:
Wait what if i have to take a piss? Am i not allowed to touch my genitals? Or is it only if i cum?
If your bazooka oozes sweet juice you're out
Or at least that's how it was last games
Read rules
At least you can touch your pee peedick otherwise that would be hella spartan




DeadSnow24th said:
Mkim said:

hahaha, what's this?
Did I do something and forgot or is this just cause?

It's a reference to your anime taste analyzing from the 'Shit Anime Taste' Tournament.
Ooooh, oh yeah, I did that
You're really sweet of remembering that .^.

I'll refrain to post from now on also, since I'm not participating
But good luck y'all
Shall be lurking for material
 
Jun 13, 2016 9:59 PM

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"MAL User Seeks Future Soulmate": Went outside and flirted with real people
What is this outside you speak of??
 
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How does that chart thing work?

I'm gonna hop out of bed and make an additional .rar file, containing a readme and stuff.
 
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Heres something to increase our resolve for yall:
"A king is defined not by his social status, but by his independent will, resolve, pride in himself and ability to enjoy life to the fullest. Those who do not have or reject those things are weak, filthy, petty commoners."


 
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Noob question @deadsnow24th

How do i use the fetish chart?
"A king is defined not by his social status, but by his independent will, resolve, pride in himself and ability to enjoy life to the fullest. Those who do not have or reject those things are weak, filthy, petty commoners."


 
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What on earth is a sockpuppet account? Am I better off not knowing?

And how about a wild start with the Futami twins:

(NSFW - lolis)
 
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Oh so it began
Let us embrace our journey
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Ratohnhaketon said:
What on earth is a sockpuppet account? Am I better off not knowing?

And how about a wild start with the Futami twins:

(NSFW - lolis)

PATHETIC!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MAI WEAKNESS!!!
"A king is defined not by his social status, but by his independent will, resolve, pride in himself and ability to enjoy life to the fullest. Those who do not have or reject those things are weak, filthy, petty commoners."


 
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KINGUBERMENSCH said:
Ratohnhaketon said:
What on earth is a sockpuppet account? Am I better off not knowing?

And how about a wild start with the Futami twins:

(NSFW - lolis)

PATHETIC!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MAI WEAKNESS!!!
Are you implying something I should know about?
 
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Ratohnhaketon said:
KINGUBERMENSCH said:

PATHETIC!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MAI WEAKNESS!!!
Are you implying something I should know about?

WRONG AGAIN!!!SUCH LOWLY MATERIAL CANNOT MAKE ME YIELD!!! YOU CAN COME AT ME AGAIN IF YOU SO WISH THOUGH!!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A king is defined not by his social status, but by his independent will, resolve, pride in himself and ability to enjoy life to the fullest. Those who do not have or reject those things are weak, filthy, petty commoners."


 
Jun 13, 2016 10:12 PM

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Well, Looking forward to give myself a real challenge, even if I have to tie up my balls in a sack. I will make it to the next month unharmed!!!!!

Good Luck everyone, and may the bluest balls win.
Ratohnhaketon said:
What on earth is a sockpuppet account? Am I better off not knowing?

And how about a wild start with the Futami twins:

(NSFW - lolis)


Weird.
 
Jun 13, 2016 10:13 PM

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Ratohnhaketon said:
KINGUBERMENSCH said:

PATHETIC!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MAI WEAKNESS!!!
Are you implying something I should know about?


Is this some kind of card?
 
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AssassinWolfXE said:
Ratohnhaketon said:
Are you implying something I should know about?


Is this some kind of card?
Yeah, although I just Google'd the name and that was a top result. I thought I was figuring out King's tell, I guess it's still too soon for sabotage encouragement.
 
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Ratohnhaketon said:
AssassinWolfXE said:


Is this some kind of card?
Yeah, although I just Google'd the name and that was a top result. I thought I was figuring out King's tell, I guess it's still too soon for sabotage encouragement.


It doesn't look like Fap-Material, or maybe there are some very weird people in this wide world.
 
Jun 13, 2016 10:21 PM

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Good luck @AssassinWolfXE.
“And will I tell you that these three lived happily ever after? I will not, for no one ever does. But there was happiness. And they did live.”
― Stephen King, The Dark Tower

 
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Ratohnhaketon said:
AssassinWolfXE said:


Is this some kind of card?
Yeah, although I just Google'd the name and that was a top result. I thought I was figuring out King's tell, I guess it's still too soon for sabotage encouragement.
His weakness is GAR
Go for it
 
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KINGUBERMENSCH said:
Noob question @deadsnow24th

How do i use the fetish chart?

The program itself is a simple command-line process that'll automatically generate a chart after you are finished. @MoFried has programmed it to be as user-friendly as possible :)
Once you've run the program, you just upload the resulting image to an image-sharing website (photobucket, imgur, etc.) and share the link here.

Then I will add the link to a list of fetish charts in the first post.
By the way, link to the fetish chart archive file has been updated in the first post.

@Ratohnhaketon:
"Sockpuppet" is a sort of antiquated term for alternate accounts.
 
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AssassinWolfXE said:
Ratohnhaketon said:
Yeah, although I just Google'd the name and that was a top result. I thought I was figuring out King's tell, I guess it's still too soon for sabotage encouragement.


It doesn't look like Fap-Material, or maybe there are some very weird people in this wide world.
It's not meant to, it was more of a tease of "Is this your weakness?"

Although if I get desperate enough, even that pic will do.
 
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Mkim said:
Ratohnhaketon said:
Yeah, although I just Google'd the name and that was a top result. I thought I was figuring out King's tell, I guess it's still too soon for sabotage encouragement.
His weakness is GAR
Go for it


Gilgamesh's weakness should be........Saber??
 
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Haha, I'm fapping right now. Look at you idiots.

Although you're not participating, I'm still wanted to feels it.

*Drinks your semen*
What's funnier than dank memes? Reading shitpost comments on MAL.
 
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AssassinWolfXE said:
Mkim said:
His weakness is GAR
Go for it


Gilgamesh's weakness should be........Saber??
Well, if King consider Saber GAR
Then badabing badaboom, you got one down
 
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You said:
deadaccount___ said:
Haha, I'm fapping right now. Look at you idiots.

Although you're not participating, I'm still wanted to feels it.

*Drinks your semen*
...

A pair of eyes appear disguised,
I take flight and stay high in paradise,
With bad luck, snake eyes, a pair of dice.
I'm paralyzed, she speaks twice, a pair of lies,
It's parallel, apparent hell of parasites.
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AssassinWolfXE said:
Mkim said:
His weakness is GAR
Go for it


Gilgamesh's weakness should be........Saber??


Let's try it! @KINGUBERMENSCH

 
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I'll see everyone later in the morning. Going to go head and climb back into bed.
 
Jun 13, 2016 10:37 PM

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It has begun!

Goodbye, fucked up loli doujins...
 
Jun 13, 2016 10:38 PM

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Good luck @AssassinWolfXE.


@DoctorKat Thank you and same to you!!!




Let's go on this journey together brothers!!

Wait, that was too cheesy....so never mind. Just....do what you do, "Brothers".
 
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LilGreasyKid said:
AssassinWolfXE said:


Gilgamesh's weakness should be........Saber??


Let's try it! @KINGUBERMENSCH


Better, still wont make me yield though. BWAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!
"A king is defined not by his social status, but by his independent will, resolve, pride in himself and ability to enjoy life to the fullest. Those who do not have or reject those things are weak, filthy, petty commoners."


 
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Oh god I already almost lost, help

 
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LilGreasyKid said:
AssassinWolfXE said:


Gilgamesh's weakness should be........Saber??


Let's try it! @KINGUBERMENSCH



KINGUBERMENSCH said:
LilGreasyKid said:


Let's try it! @KINGUBERMENSCH


Better, still wont make me yield though. BWAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!


He said better, so You're getting there. Keep it up.
 
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Oh god I already almost lost, help



To what?
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To something someone linked me :v
 
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There you go, Something I found quite a long time ago.


Martin said:
To something someone linked me :v


Your signature is more dangerous than your post, and thus, I find it amusing.
 
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AssassinWolfXE said:
LilGreasyKid said:


Let's try it! @KINGUBERMENSCH



KINGUBERMENSCH said:

Better, still wont make me yield though. BWAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!


He said better, so You're getting there. Keep it up.


@AssassinWolfXE Thanks for your support, man. Here. Enjoy. You deserve it!
NSFW
 
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