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Oct 20, 2015 8:22 PM
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You're in a burning building, in a room with a puppy, and a child. The building will collapse any minute, and you can only save one (If you want to get technical lets also say you lost an arm in an accident, so you are only ABLE to save one). Which would you choose, I would personally choose the puppy, it's less annoying.
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Oct 20, 2015 8:23 PM
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the kid you fucking psycho
Oct 20, 2015 8:24 PM
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Neither... Risking my life isn't worth it. Although if I lost an arm I'd just stay in the building.
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Oct 20, 2015 8:25 PM
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Child. Doesn't matter whose it is, a life that can be saved should be saved.
Though this begs the question, they both have lives, which deserves to live more?
Oct 20, 2015 8:25 PM
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I'd sacrifice you and save the puppy and the child.
Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit.
Oct 20, 2015 8:27 PM
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If they aren't mine the can stay there together and enjoy their last seconds.
Oct 20, 2015 8:29 PM
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Puppy.

Because finders keepers.
Oct 20, 2015 8:31 PM
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Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll, it's a hard choice(though I prefer to say i won't lose my arm and if I lost it, I would just stuff one inside my clothes)............
Oct 20, 2015 8:33 PM

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I'd save the puppy so we could become life-long friends. How cool of a story would that be. Saving a baby... eh. I've done cooler shit.

Oct 20, 2015 8:35 PM

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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho


I wouldn't consider myself a psycho, just past the line of insanity. Why would you save the child, do you think the child's life is worth more than a puppy. A child who could grow up to be a terrorist, compared to a puppy who is incapable of doing anything good, or bad in our 'society'.
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Oct 20, 2015 8:36 PM

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Id pick up the child and spook the puppy so he runs away.
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Oct 20, 2015 8:40 PM
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CorpterCA said:
Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho


I wouldn't consider myself a psycho, just past the line of insanity. Why would you save the child, do you think the child's life is worth more than a puppy. A child who could grow up to be a terrorist, compared to a puppy who is incapable of doing anything good, or bad in our 'society'.


there are dogs that have killed people before, saved people, etc. you're stupid kid
Oct 20, 2015 8:42 PM

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Hello3245 said:
CorpterCA said:


I wouldn't consider myself a psycho, just past the line of insanity. Why would you save the child, do you think the child's life is worth more than a puppy. A child who could grow up to be a terrorist, compared to a puppy who is incapable of doing anything good, or bad in our 'society'.


there are dogs that have killed people before, saved people, etc. you're stupid kid


We got mr. salty over here
Oct 20, 2015 8:42 PM

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Realistically i'd probably kill us all because i'd be attempting to save us all rather than sacrificing one of us.
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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho


Human life... yeah it's kind of important.

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Oct 20, 2015 8:47 PM

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That kid could grow up to be the next Jaden Smith. Is the child worth the risk?

Oct 20, 2015 8:50 PM

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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho
Oct 20, 2015 8:51 PM

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1. Tell the kid to pick up the puppy
2. Use your remaining arm to throw the kid over your shoulder
3. Exit the building and take credit for saving both
Oct 20, 2015 8:52 PM

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The child will most likely live longer and have a better future, so yeah.
Oct 20, 2015 8:59 PM

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What if the 2 choices were:

1) that same child
2) a small fridge containing 50 fertilized human eggs (imagine the burning building is a fertility clinic)
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Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho
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Solipsistic said:
What if the 2 choices were:

1) that same child
2) a small fridge containing 50 fertilized eggs (imagine the burning building is a fertility clinic)
but children dont grow out of eggs???? ?

i'll try to get as many children
Oct 20, 2015 9:00 PM

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hoopla123 said:
Hello3245 said:
the kid you fucking psycho
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lucjan said:
That kid could grow up to be the next Jaden Smith. Is the child worth the risk?


He'll be filthy rich making shit movies and always be there to help you as his life saver.

Fuck ya.
Oct 20, 2015 9:01 PM

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I honestly don't know.
As much as I know that I really should save the kid, I would want to save the puppy because I am a huge sucker for animals. I'd probably pick one on a whim.
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mayukachan said:
Solipsistic said:
What if the 2 choices were:

1) that same child
2) a small fridge containing 50 fertilized eggs (imagine the burning building is a fertility clinic)
but children dont grow out of eggs???? ?

i'll try to get as many children
Just-fertilized human zygotes, I mean.

You would really take the fridge over the already-born kid?
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Solipsistic said:
mayukachan said:
but children dont grow out of eggs???? ?

i'll try to get as many children
Just-fertilized human zygotes, I mean.

You would really take the fridge over the already-born kid?
no, i mean i'd take the two children. if you put more in the question, i'd try and get more babies.

i dont consider eggs as human
Oct 20, 2015 9:05 PM

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neither
Oct 21, 2015 12:15 AM

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I'd flip a coin. Let fate decide.
Is this where you live?

Oct 21, 2015 2:44 AM

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The child. Is this a serious question?
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Cigarette said:
The child. Is this a serious question?
yes, ppl care about dogs more nowadays
Oct 21, 2015 2:47 AM

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Cigarette said:
The child. Is this a serious question?


Yes it's a serious question, why would you choose the child?
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Oct 21, 2015 2:47 AM
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The puppy.
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CorpterCA said:
Cigarette said:
The child. Is this a serious question?


Yes it's a serious question, why would you choose the child?
I'm sorry no one truly loved you and you turned out this way.
Oct 21, 2015 2:55 AM

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I think I would need both arms to save a child and depending on the size of the puppy it might also be a two arm job. Even getting out of the fucking building would likely require two arms. I think the only decision I can make is to through them both out the window and hope at least one them survives. I would also jump out the window with hopes of either surviving or dying in a less painful way.

If I had both arms I would tell someone that I was about to throw a puppy out the window so they know to catch it. That way I can also blame them if it dies. I would carry the child out. If they are both conscious and healthy then I could lead them both out with only needing one hand provided that the puppy has a leash.
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mayukachan said:
Cigarette said:
The child. Is this a serious question?
yes, ppl care about dogs more nowadays
What a shame.
Oct 21, 2015 3:00 AM

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Save the puppy, the child would only grow up to be miserable anyway.
Oct 21, 2015 3:01 AM

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The dog is less intelligent so it will suffer less than the child. If one must be sacrificed then the dog would be the better choice.
Oct 21, 2015 3:03 AM
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zombie_pegasus said:
The dog is less intelligent so it will suffer less than the child. If one must be sacrificed then the dog would be the better choice.


wow, you're one of the few people on this forum that isnt retarded
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I'd carry the baby with my mouth like how a lion carries it's cubs and I would hold the dog in my arm.
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Does the child have good taste or shit taste?
Oct 21, 2015 3:07 AM
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MrMagnificent said:
I'd carry the baby with my mouth like how a lion carries it's cubs and I would hold the dog in my arm.


wtf why wouldnt u carry the dog in your mouth?
Oct 21, 2015 3:08 AM

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Also, pick up the child, and then hit the dog and hope it chases you, in which case you run away into safety with dog not far behind.
Oct 21, 2015 4:57 AM
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the child
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The child. No contest.
Oct 21, 2015 7:34 AM

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Aww man, there's no kitten option.

I would save the child such that in the future with the same situation, that child can save the puppy.
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Child.
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The puppy. The kid would probably be like "I don't need saving, I have $wag! I play CoD!"
My waifu, do not steal.
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