| don't go to sleep with wet hair you'll get a cold first hand experience |
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)dont hate me cause you aint me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  |
| Wash your hands before eating. Just wash your hands. |
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| Only drop the soap when the nigga come strapped with an 8 inch or above. |
| Just eat the doughnut, it's food (well a snack junk-food) and it's good. |
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| Dont fap that much |
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| change your avvy |
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| Yesterday i found out that you can take the biggest shit in the world simply by believing in yourself. My dad tried it and now i regret telling him the secret but i don't mind sharing with you guys on MAL. |
| I am interested to hear your words of advice |
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| Always brush your teeth like the good little girl you are. :) |
| Here's an advice: Don't take my advice. Really, just, don't... |
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| ^^dnt maek Yotsube a pedo target ^keep moeing |
| Twitter and it's consequences had been a disaster for the human race |
| Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today today is your day to shine make it the best day you’ve ever had after all today is a gift that’s why they call it the present |
הלב שלי כבר מת |
| smile |
| Eat cookies. |
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| don't take life too seriously laugh |
| just start being fake to people. that way when they eventually betray you you can be like "lol i never liked them anyways :')" |
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)dont hate me cause you aint me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| Brush your teeth 3 times a day to keep cavities away. |
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| treat others as you want to be treated |
| Don't stick your dick in a working blender unless it's April 20th and Spice and Wolf S3 is out. |
| Just let it all out, man.. It's going to be okay. |
| [color=#993300] "I commend your courage, but I will show you no mercy."[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlCIPj1ZoM0] [/color] |
| Drink drinks and Food foods |
| Get a sig :p |
| keep werking it |
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| Never give up! |
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| every food is best served with a side of love |
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| Keep being jovial! |
| Don't be a dick |
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| always remember that everything in life has a silver lining |
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| next time you have french fries, mix in hot sauce to your ketchup. |
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| stop being a noob |
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| Do not use the next closed toilet you see in a public bathroom. Go to the next floor's bathroom and check that it is open and innocent. Wipe the seating and occupy. If someone else comes into the bathroom, it is bad luck, and it is advisable to finish as soon as possible lest you suffer the fate that you previously prevented. |
| don't eat chips they are unhealthy |
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| you cannot live in the Free! world no matter how bad you want to, so just give up. |
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mgronald said: you cannot live in the Free! world no matter how bad you want to, so just give up. |
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| always pick squirtle |
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| Wear a hairnet when you cook for your lover-to-be |
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| Double-knot your shoelaces before going for a jog |
| Double check your zipper after going out of the toilet. |
| You don't always need to wash your hands after using the bathroom. I only do it when I drop my sandwich in the toilet bowl. |
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| never study for an exam, trust your gut |
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| Don't watch Strike the Blood |
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| ehhhhh t3t make a move towards your hot seatmate before its too late. |
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| Get on board with Chitoge instead of Onodoormat. :| |
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