DeathHormone said: "Fuckaduck!" if its princess tutu then yes. |
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| opinions are like a*sholes, everybody has one... |
Elastor said: opinions are like a*sholes, everybody has one... what is a sholes? is that somthing to do with fish? dont fish swim in sholes? i dont think every one have a sholes. |
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| OHHHHHH ASSHOLES!!! LOL |
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Lepchin17 said: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" "I have half a mind to kill you. And the other half agrees." "I like me." (Brownie points to whoever knows where these are from.) they are all from red vs blue! i always liked "Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them." |
Puni said: "wakarimasen lol" what |
| "It's not what it looks like." |
| What isn't red? What isn't blue? |
| "That's what she said." |
| FUCK YES! |
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| Non Flammable is not a challenge. |
| (づ°‿°.)づ |
| "It's not that i want to kill her, I just don't want her to be alive anymore" In America, anyone can be president. That’s just one of the risks you take. If you're not on somebody's shit list, you're not doing anything worthwhile. Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren't for other people. We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful. Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth,your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose is your good looks because you can't lose what you don't have. When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you are cute,beautiful & angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear Because love is definitely blind..! Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. "Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous." "I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." "I love mankind, it's people I can't stand." "Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something." "I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't." "I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." "There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it." "Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes." |
MonadSep 21, 2009 6:39 PM
| Kill or be killed. |
| "Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?" |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
| I love you. |
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| let's take this opportunity to make a band! we can do rock and metal and do a screamo version of amazing grace, yeah? |
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| "I like my women as I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer." oh and if you take that seriously...go soak your head. |
| Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.' |
| It's one of Brian Eno's Oblique Strategies: "Make a brick, not a wall" something like that. |
| Anything that Winston Churchhill said. "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." "Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed." "Eating words has never given me indigestion." "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." "I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks." "If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!" He's a genius. |
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| "War does not determine who is right only who is left" |
| "Gareth Keenan" "Cock" *hangs up phone* |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
Talisker said: "I like my women as I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer." oh and if you take that seriously...go soak your head. I like my boys like I like my whisky: twelve years old and with coke on it. |
 Waratte Oemashou Sore ha Chiisana Inori |
I'LL BE CAT meow~ |
| "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. " William Clayton "Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to extinction. Let us pray we choose correctly. " Woody Allen "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson |
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe ----  |
| "Time is money and if you're done shopping stop wasting both..." Malo |
AbsenceOfFaith said: "The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. " William Clayton That is a great quote |
 Where there is no imagination there is no horror. || Arthur Conan Doyle || Happy Halloween! |
| "I don't need her, I've got my right hand." - From a friend's uncle. |
| What isn't red? What isn't blue? |
| "And if you wanna leave that's alright Well I'll just turn these tears into wine" - from tears into wine by billy talent |
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ladyxzeus said: lol, how kinky. ;DTalisker said: "I like my women as I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer." oh and if you take that seriously...go soak your head. I like my boys like I like my whisky: twelve years old and with coke on it. chinlamp said: I know that from somewhere!"If I chose that anime, I wouldn't stand a blue whale's chance in Japanese waters of winning" -Me, on FAL Fall Season 2009 |
| a futon doesnt weigh a few tons o_O. |
| Needs more Drill Hair. |
| "Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest" - Hackers "I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal |
ReaderMSep 30, 2009 1:34 PM
| "You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." (--Rowan Atkinson) |
| "i like men" by my dogz ofcorse he he he :D LD:D:RJWkejld |
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| " Pingas! " |
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| It's kinda joke/saying etc. I just love it: :) Pessimist sees a black tunnel. Optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Realist sees lights of a train. And a train driver sees three idiots on the track. |
| Web developers answer to pretty much any request: You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be... |
| honesty is the best policy. |
| If you don't watch the news you are uninformed If you watch the news then you are misinformed |
Where there is no imagination there is no horror. || Arthur Conan Doyle || Happy Halloween! |
| "people who believe in politics are like people who believe in god: they are sucking wind through bent straws." "there is enough treachery, hatred, violence, absurdity in the average human being to supply any given army on any given day. and the best at murder are those who preach against it. and the best at hate are those who preach love. and the best at war--finally-- are those who preach peace." "beware those quick to praise, for they need praise in return. beware those who are quick to censor: they are afraid of what they do not know. beware those who seek constant crowds; they are nothing alone. beware the average man the average woman beware their love. their love is average, seeks average but there is genius in their hatred. there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you, to kill anybody. not wanting solitude, not understanding solitude, they will attempt to destroy anything that differs from their own. not being able to create art they will not understand art. they will consider their failure as creators only as a failure of the world." "no Santa Claus, no Pussy, no Magic Wand, no Cinderella, no Great Minds Ever; cuckoo -- just shit and the whipping of dogs and children, just shit and the wiping away of shit; just doctors without patients, just clouds without rain, just days without days, o god o mighty that you put this upon us. when we break into your mighty kike palace and time card angels I want to hear Your voice just saying once MERCY MERCY MERCY FOR YOURSELF and for us and for what we will do to You." these quotes are all from Charles Bukowski. |
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| "How do you ACCIDENTALLY lose your virginity?" - random stranger passing by on the street. |
| What isn't red? What isn't blue? |
chinlamp said: SkiesOfBlue said: "How do you ACCIDENTALLY lose your virginity?" - random stranger passing by on the street. Answer: You're naked, their naked, she falls onto it. Or, rape. Perhaps you mean Accidental rape? lol. |
| What isn't red? What isn't blue? |
| "go go power rangers"-power rangers theme song The moon will illuminate my room and soon I'm consumed by my doom-kid cudi not sure if either of these count but man i'll post them anyway |
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Otohane said: "Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things." Bahahaha! That one is the best! It was RIDICULOUS how funny that dude was! |
| ''The best sacriface is someone else's'' Cezar (first one who said it) an anime character ''stop whinning all I did was to cut your stupid legs'' Alucard |
espada13Oct 5, 2009 9:55 AM
 Usui:"You sure use some antique traps, are you romanian?"; Me:"Hell yeah, I am!" :)){Karin anime} |
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