| lectures 24/7, I tell them about my day and like fucking magic they manage to turn it into a lecture, holy fuckaroni |
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SilentSuicide said: Mother: "DAMARIS!" Me: "WHAT?" No answer "WHAT?" -screams- "WHAAATTT?? URGH!" -goes downstairs to find out what she wants- Mother: "It's ok, don't need you anymore" -______- Haha this has happened a few times. |
Where the fuck did Monday go? |
| Make assumptions and go tell everyone in the family about my life. They don't needa knowwww |
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Rarity said: My mum always comes into my bedroom without knocking, and when she's finished talking, walks away leaving the door open. Lol my bro gets real mad at that shit |
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| When I'm doing something on my laptop and mom is just standing behind me and asking "what are you doing?" non-stop. Or when I get home from school and mom keeps asking me what happened. I tell her then 5 minutes later she asks the same thing again. And then another 5 minutes later- My dad is a clean freak and a pragmatist. He makes my meal and drinks when I'm at grandma's, I can't even pour myself a drink. He always tells me to get ready at 12AM so we can go, but he always arrives 20 minutes earlier. I get the best grade on a test, grandma be like "okay". I get a bad grade on my test, grandma be like "you pitiful disgrace (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ". I spend my days at home, grandma be like "you are so anti-social, go spend time with your friends". I get a bad grade, grandma says "it's because of your friends' bad influence, stop spending time with them". Mom sits on the toilet for 20-30 minutes on average. Here I stand, in front of the door, almost peeing myself, telling her to hurry. She finally gets out after 20 minutes, but she keeps saying "I'm not even allowed to use the toilet in my house?!" or "stop ruling over everything!!!". Next time, I'm sitting on the toilet, she keeps screaming to hurry, I finish my business in 4-5 minutes, while she keeps screaming "CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO HURRY??!" or "I CAN'T EVEN ACCESS MY OWN TOILET BECAUSE THE KID IS RULING OVER IT!!!". When I stay up late, sometimes mom starts arguing loudly with me, saying I don't let her and her boyfriend sleep. Even though I'm just sitting silently in my room, doing nothing. But if I go to sleep so she can enjoy her victory, she still keeps listening to the TV loudly, which is 2000000x louder than me using the computer. And sometimes her loud, almost screaming arguing wakes my grandmother up, then she says I even woke grandma up thanks to me staying up late. BS >.< |
| I rarely speak to my parents so they don't annoy me at all! :) |
| When they ask me to teach them how to use something in the computer. |
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| Telling me to clean up any mess i make in the kitchen and they can't seem to do the same thing when they cook. Only flushing the toilet if they do number two and when they do number one they leave piss on the seat. Leaving their clothes in the dryer and washer for days until someone else in the house has to use it. |
| breathe |
| BAN ME |
| when they ask me about the future then i'll end up replying that i'll be a house wife which makes them upset cause theyre raging feminists |
| save all the cute girls from ntr manga |
lnfo said: My parents feel the same way when I tell them that I'll be a house wife.when they ask me about the future then i'll end up replying that i'll be a house wife which makes them upset cause theyre raging feminists |
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| walk in when I'm trying to fap |
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| lie and steal money and try to make me work more than i should so they can be out partying and having the time of their lives |
lots of music -  |
| Barge into my room while I'm in the midst of a masturbation and am about to climax |
| When Im right next to them but they still scream my name. Right inside my ear |
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| "You're too young to know what real stress is" |
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Lost_Future said: incisorr said: Your parents were bikers or something, right?lie and steal money and try to make me work more than i should so they can be out partying and having the time of their lives yeah my dad, he was even blond and VP like Jax from SoA |
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| Gossip, both about me and other people. lnfo said: when they ask me about the future then i'll end up replying that i'll be a house wife which makes them upset cause theyre raging feminists Is it reasonable to be pissed at them when you're just doing it to piss them off? |
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| Dad asking me when I'm coming over to his house lol. |
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MyNameIsJeff said: breathe bruh |
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lnfo said: when they ask me about the future then i'll end up replying that i'll be a house wife which makes them upset cause theyre raging feminists Feminist parents damn that must be stressful. |
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| They bug me whenever I'm on my computer and also my mom is stubbornly religious however she doesn't believe Easter Bunny is real or Santa Clause I don't know that makes her stubbornly religious and my dad tells me to come to see what I don't care about while he is watching TV. My dad is old school he listens to old school rap pretty much everyday lately because he was around the times when songs gets popular and the bottom line is I like old school songs but not all of them he is also old school about laws but that's not all he is old school about. |
Muan142 said: nah didnt really say it to their faces i would be in trouble if i did lollnfo said: Is it reasonable to be pissed at them when you're just doing it to piss them off?when they ask me about the future then i'll end up replying that i'll be a house wife which makes them upset cause theyre raging feminists |
| save all the cute girls from ntr manga |
| Vacuuming my room on weekend mornings while I'm still asleep, I mean I appreciate their efforts and stuff and I know they have good intentions but do they really need to start with my room every single damn week |
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| my mom is a road rager so i can never sleep on long road trips. plus she just yells allot in general for no good reason. |
lnfo said: Muan142 said: nah didnt really say it to their faces i would be in trouble if i did lolIs it reasonable to be pissed at them when you're just doing it to piss them off? Info likes to live on the edge. |
Where the fuck did Monday go? |
DarkStarr96 said: no lol. i was thinking about it but of course bit my tongue.lnfo said: Info likes to live on the edge.nah didnt really say it to their faces i would be in trouble if i did lol i would get a beating on the spot lmao |
| save all the cute girls from ntr manga |
lnfo said: DarkStarr96 said: no lol. i was thinking about it but of course bit my tongue.Info likes to live on the edge. i would get a beating on the spot lmao Damn, harsh xD |
Where the fuck did Monday go? |
| When I do dumb things which is all the time my mom always hides my stuff. |
CookieGawd said: haha holy shit they would always do that to me b4When I do dumb things which is all the time my mom always hides my stuff. |
| My mom has the worst cell phone etiquette. Generally, if you're in a group setting in your phone rings, you excuse yourself from the room to take your call, but NOOOO. My mom answers her phone and just sits there in the middle of the room. Drives me crazy. |
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| Buying me stuff I already have. |
| Cartoons and anime is my reality. |
| over worrying, forcing me to watch their favorite shows, or forcing me to listen to their favorite songs. |
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DarkStarr96 said: lnfo said: no lol. i was thinking about it but of course bit my tongue. i would get a beating on the spot lmao Damn, harsh xD lie to me harder for me lnfo |
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| My mother chews chewing gum with her mouth open. |
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Szefi said: When I'm doing something on my laptop and mom is just standing behind me and asking "what are you doing?" non-stop. Or when I get home from school and mom keeps asking me what happened. I tell her then 5 minutes later she asks the same thing again. And then another 5 minutes later- My dad is a clean freak and a pragmatist. He makes my meal and drinks when I'm at grandma's, I can't even pour myself a drink. He always tells me to get ready at 12AM so we can go, but he always arrives 20 minutes earlier. I get the best grade on a test, grandma be like "okay". I get a bad grade on my test, grandma be like "you pitiful disgrace (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ". I spend my days at home, grandma be like "you are so anti-social, go spend time with your friends". I get a bad grade, grandma says "it's because of your friends' bad influence, stop spending time with them". Mom sits on the toilet for 20-30 minutes on average. Here I stand, in front of the door, almost peeing myself, telling her to hurry. She finally gets out after 20 minutes, but she keeps saying "I'm not even allowed to use the toilet in my house?!" or "stop ruling over everything!!!". Next time, I'm sitting on the toilet, she keeps screaming to hurry, I finish my business in 4-5 minutes, while she keeps screaming "CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO HURRY??!" or "I CAN'T EVEN ACCESS MY OWN TOILET BECAUSE THE KID IS RULING OVER IT!!!". When I stay up late, sometimes mom starts arguing loudly with me, saying I don't let her and her boyfriend sleep. Even though I'm just sitting silently in my room, doing nothing. But if I go to sleep so she can enjoy her victory, she still keeps listening to the TV loudly, which is 2000000x louder than me using the computer. And sometimes her loud, almost screaming arguing wakes my grandmother up, then she says I even woke grandma up thanks to me staying up late. BS >.< who would win in a fight your real dad or your step dad |
| Breathing |
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| Waking up every morning at the same time as me to see me off for school. I'm not a morning person and it didn't really go over well. I didn't say anything about it. But now that I have my own place mornings are quite pleasant. |
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JOAOAA said: Breathing Too late with your edgy answer. |
| "Let Justice Be Done!" My Theme Fight again, fight again for justice! |
RedRoseFring said: JOAOAA said: Breathing Too late with your edgy answer. Fuck |
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| When they mention a thing about my studies. Like "Hey you, what are you doing? You should study!" Ugh, please don't. School is my number one source of stress, as much as possible I want to be away from worries, I want to maintain my calm despite of the stress. But when they mention about it, it really pisses me off and I burst into anger. Like I want to get insane and feels like I want to get anything in the house and drop it on the ground. I know my responsibilities okay? In my two years of studying, it's not like I failed any of my subjects so what are you reminding me about that for? |
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| I hate it when my dad cums too early before I could get an orgasm. |
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| They make me think that every decision that I've taken is wrong-- which is extremely annoying. |
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