| Oh man.. Just finished this now (and the one about Kisaragi Station, which was somehow creepy) I think OP is either a troll or a seriously whacked person. (´･ω･`)<- In homage to OP. And lol OP got shining wizarded. |
| Just finished reading this, i seriously hope this was a troll, if not then... i don't want to live on this planet anymore.... |
| lol troll |
| Title - [Help] (´･ω･`) Part 1 - [Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`) Part 2 - [Help!] I Can’t Contact My Girlfriend (´･ω･`) Part 3 - [Help!] The Girl I’m Dating Isn’t My Girlfriend Anymore (´･ω･`) Part 4 - [Help!] My Girlfriend Is Testing Me (´･ω･`) Part 5 - [Help!] I’m Not Sure Who I Like Anymore (´･ω･`) I don't think the situation is a troll. Some of the users are trolling him hard though |
Kairen said: Title - [Help] (´･ω･`) Part 1 - [Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`) Part 2 - [Help!] I Can’t Contact My Girlfriend (´･ω･`) Part 3 - [Help!] The Girl I’m Dating Isn’t My Girlfriend Anymore (´･ω･`) Part 4 - [Help!] My Girlfriend Is Testing Me (´･ω･`) Part 5 - [Help!] I’m Not Sure Who I Like Anymore (´･ω･`) I don't think the situation is a troll. Some of the users are trolling him hard though It must be a troll Reason: I lol'd so hard. And if it isn't a troll, I would be a bad person. And I'm not :p. And I would have to start posting on 2/4chan myself.. However.. Your reasons are valid as well.. I'm afraid.. |
AshamaniiApr 28, 2012 4:58 AM
kiltroutgore said: "I am meme, hear me roar." |
Kairen said: Title - [Help] (´･ω･`) Part 1 - [Help!] The Girl I Like Won’t Respond to My Emails (´･ω･`) Part 2 - [Help!] I Can’t Contact My Girlfriend (´･ω･`) Part 3 - [Help!] The Girl I’m Dating Isn’t My Girlfriend Anymore (´･ω･`) Part 4 - [Help!] My Girlfriend Is Testing Me (´･ω･`) Part 5 - [Help!] I’m Not Sure Who I Like Anymore (´･ω･`) I don't think the situation is a troll. Some of the users are trolling him hard though (´･ω･`) |
nathanr said: (´･ω･`) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! |
kiltroutgore said: "I am meme, hear me roar." |
UltimaZeta said: To be honest, I felt more sorry for the girl he likes rather than him. Ditto. If it really was a true story, the girl must've been terrified to leave her house even take the trash out. |
| 死ねカス国に帰れ |
You’re still only banned from phone calls and emails. Do you have a carrier pigeon? LOLOLOLOL He's still safe! And even snail mail is still allowed |
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| Every time I see this thread, it just makes me laugh remembering that entire thing. Thanks for showing me that, OP. |
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| I kinda feel sorry for OP. He doesn't know what's really going on. But sending that many emails in 3 days is just plain creepy. I know I wouldn't want a bf like that. |
xTenshiAiApr 28, 2012 11:19 AM
| A-ko was the highlight of the thread. xD |
excellionx said: people actually use email to communicate? Seems like it. Never communicated with people by using e-mail, not really necessary if you meet people :p. |
kiltroutgore said: "I am meme, hear me roar." |
excellionx said: people actually use email to communicate? I think they call "email" what is actually SMS, "text". |
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| Okay, so I read all the 5 thread, and this (´･ω･`) Pissed me off... What a plot twist... =.= Troll is troll after all, lol. |
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| tl;dr ¯\(°_o)/¯ |
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shizuru1412 said: Okay, so I read all the 5 thread, and this (´･ω･`) Pissed me off... Why? (´･ω･`) |
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| Wow, this made me realize im doing just fine in life and how normal my friends are.. even if they are morons. Scary stuff though. |
| If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can face the world without lies and deceit, If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion or politics," Then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog. ---By some dood--- |
| What the hell did I just read? |
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| #OP Contents: Don’t call me or email me anymore, please. I’m sorry, but I’m really, really scared. If there’s been a misunderstanding, then I apologize. But this is my last email. Please don’t contact me again, I’m begging you. What does this mean…? (´･ω･`) I’ve been thinking about it for a good while now and I’m just not sure… Oh...My...God. Best extended troll/Best guy ever. Faith in humanity restored. |
| Read this like a week ago. Im on the thread where he's sending A-ko emails. "#OP Sniff… um… I just sent this… (´･ω･`) “Do you want to date me, A-ko?” #2ch Are you retarded? #2ch Only virgins answer a question with a question." This is a funny read. |
| I finished the first thread and I see it has more xD Gawd this is so epic xD I'm wholeheartedly voting it's a troll, mainly cause I can't believe there are ppl like that out there lacking so much common sense xD If I were Denko, I'd have blocked his e-mail and at worst, change e-mail xD |
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| Interesting read. Doubt it's a real thread in 2ch though. Do they use "Jesus, man" or "Holy geez" in Japan? |
UltimaZeta said: I don't know, I really can't tell.Is this the best troll ever existed, or the most pathetic person to walk the earth? After reading to the end, I'm going with: best troll to ever have existed. |
NyaaMay 8, 2012 5:46 AM
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| wow just finished 2/5 threads and this is so funnyXD i think this can make a good movie.. |
| please make my breakfast every morning for me sweet cheeks! *bowling position" |
Madcat_Zam said: Interesting read. Doubt it's a real thread in 2ch though. Do they use "Jesus, man" or "Holy geez" in Japan? It was a real 2ch thread. The translator did what he was supposed to and translated it to what the majority would understand. |
| he misunderstands things way too much -.- with A-ko being inlove with him just by selling him info? but seriously, that guy needs help.. troll or not |
| Hysterically laughing now because I would've done the same thing: Post on 2ch and lie. |
Maffy said: I finished the first thread and I see it has more xD Gawd this is so epic xD I'm wholeheartedly voting it's a troll, mainly cause I can't believe there are ppl like that out there lacking so much common sense xD If I were Denko, I'd have blocked his e-mail and at worst, change e-mail xD She does...repeatedly but one of her "friends" keeps selling the OP her contact details each time she does lol. (´･ω･`) |
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| Geez, He's Still Using E-Mails.. He's One Lame Dude. |
 Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord. |
Zaxos said: Geez, He's Still Using E-Mails.. He's One Lame Dude. Teenage facebook kid detected. |
| I personally don't feel that it's real, because some things just don't match up. Like, why did the guy stop posting suddenly? And that one part when he went to Denko's house and talked with her mom for...ten hours?! And she was really nice? But then the next time the mom saw him she said she'd call the cops. But if it is real, I feel bad for Denko. I do think it's interesting to see the thought process of someone like that though... Although it made me feel a little better about my quirks for love. They're nothing compared to his. |
| read all of the threads and laughed so hard :L the only reason i think that its a troll is the fact that he ignored the good advice and went for the really stupid shit like, go to the front of her house and wait. however i enjoyed it alot XD |
| please make my breakfast every morning for me sweet cheeks! *bowling position" |
| I'm sorry, I seriously LOLed. I'm pretty sure it's a troll. Though if not, poor girl!! |
truesoul said: the only reason i think that its a troll is the fact that he ignored the good advice and went for the really stupid shit like, go to the front of her house and wait. Exactly, he plainly ignored advice even when it was explained rationally and simply. But if it hadn't been a troll, I would have felt bad for the people around him, especially the girl from the beginning... v.v |
| I found weird the fact that he lied abt the flower viewing! The first time he said he didn't want to just call her so he hugged her from behind, she screamed, tried to leave, he grabbed her. THEN the friend comes along and tells him to say the truth and the story then changes to him spying on him and when she sees him and goes towards him, he waves and get kicked and then grabs her. If supposedly 2ch ppl were his only friends, why lie to them? Not like they can do anything so yeah, I believe he's a troll cause of that /o\ |
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| -_- I knew it was a troll straight away. Its pretty well done though and is very funny and creepy at the same time. |
OP said: I spent about ten hours talking with Denko’s mother about Denko in high school and her personality and such, but she didn’t come home. A troll. EDIT1 OP said: I’ve sent 70 emails so far, but that’s just one every ten minutes, so I think I’m good… Definitely a troll. EDIT2 OP said: I went to her house and looked for Denko’s room. I saw a curtain move inside, so I peeked behind it and met eyes with Denko. Then she immediately screamed “MOM!!” and I instinctively fled. So yeah, I’m at home now… (´；ω；`) LMAO. EDIT3 OP said: I can’t believe Denko would do something like this… Because just yesterday, one of Denko’s school friends sold me her new email and phone number for 60,000 yen… (´･ω･`) OH DEAR GOD. |
ZatoichiMay 13, 2012 6:48 AM
| "Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. And some will lose more than the tips off their fingers, I promise you. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that" |
| Note to self: "Always take a vibrator with you on the first date". |
| "Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. And some will lose more than the tips off their fingers, I promise you. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that" |
| My laughs....they cannot be contained. Seriously I applaud whoever found and translated that. Lol extra points to the troll too for making it. |
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| Know what the real scary part about this is? We all cant decide if it is a troll or real. Now THATS scary. |
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| It's a troll. |
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| http://inspirationaljapanese.tumblr.com/post/22310630055 LOL It's a definite troll. Its 2chan, sirs and madams. Nothing is real in these 'chans' unless your name is Jimmy Russels. |
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