| Depends on the level of hate involved but Id waterboard them for about a day before burning them with a blowtorch from the feet up until they died of pain |
| With a series of knock knock jokes. |
| push him/her at the cliff. |
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| in the library with a candle stick |
| If I absolutely despised him, first, I'd nail down his hands and feet to something, much like Jesus. Then I'd started poking his eyes gradually.. harder and harder, until his eye-sockets are stained with black-red blood and can't even tell where his sclera is.. if he doesn't die from the pain, or loss of blood within the next 5 mins, I'll start cutting off his party parts with a knife until he does. And finally, sit there beside him watching him die. While laughing like a maniac, and drinking a cup of coffee. |
LitShineFeb 24, 2010 2:33 AM
| Break every bone in his body with a hammer. Over the course of several days. *Whack* one finger-bone broken. Wait to the pain subsides. *Whack* another one broken. wait for the pain to subside again. Repeat until he dies or the body runs out of bones to break. |
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| I would prefer the sneaky, assassin tactics. Fiber wire, slit throat or just shoot them in the head with a silenced gun. Always had a thing for assassins. Their flawless techniques and tactics. |
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| I suppose, if i was able to administer cyanide somehow without the person knowing I would choose that above everything. It kills in seconds and there isn't time to think let alone react. It's like switching the power from the mains to turn off the computer. Another method would be a bullet from a high caliber gun of any kind at close range to the head or sniper rifle. Hand to hand, I would suffocate them through strangulation or breaking the neck, if possible. Then of course we come down to long range weapons, a well aimed mortar, or tactical nuke would do the trick and of course the neutron bomb, but that is global damage, if however it is a lager population of people you wish to kill, millions or billions depending on the yield and the amount of bombs dropped, it is the most effective way of extermination. A theoretical population of 147,000 people, underground, in space and sealed areas would survive a healthier enough genetic gene pool to re-populate the entire world, and since the cream of humanity would be chosen, brains and beauty of course a more intelligent and evolved species would have a chance to evolve. But that's a crazy Nazi idea effective and as logical as it may be. I would much prefer to live in a world of genetic disease social retardation and stupidity, than an intelligent logical society driving towards an evolution of new frontiers and discoveries about life the universe and possibility of unknown potential of human kind. Just saying. |
 I am watching you masturbate....you're good. |
If i had to kill anyone, i'd Melt down steel nails so it would liquidfied then force the victim to drink it, It would burn so much as he swollowed it then if he survived it would fill his body and throat and solidify = Overkill , 100% pain :) |
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| idk... KA-BAR to the throat maybe... |
| If I was to kill someone, I would buy a gun like in the movie "Wanted" (a gun that has many shells which comes apart as the distance increases and is shot miles away) and shoot them. |
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| I'd manipulate another person into doing it for me.. That way, it can't really be traced back to me. :D If I had to kill them myself, I'd probably do it whichever way is the least painful - carbon monoxide maybe? Don't think I could deal with watching a person die in front of me painfully or something.. :( |
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| Depends on the person that I'm killing. If I really hate the person, then I'd do it as painfully as possible. Killing him fast would be a waste. I'd like to see the person suffer more. After I killed the person, I would chop the person's body and eat it so that there's going to be no evidence. |
| I'd get a Katana and chop their head off while they're asleep. |
| I've been looking into this type of food called fugu. It's basically blowfish but finally handled, to separate the blowfish from it's poisonous parts which are essentially the liver, skin, and ovaries. If the toxin in blowfish which is called tetrodotoxin enters the body the victims nervous system is shut down and the victim will slowly lose the ability to move. Eventually they will no longer be able to breathe and will die from lack of oxygen. I think it's pretty obvious how I'll kill a person now. I'd force feed them the whole fucking fish. |
| Lucky me, I'm a sadist so this thread topic makes me happy~ Though, my killing strategy would be less gruesome, since I'm also horribly guilt stricken and killimg someone would be a horrible mental restraint on me. I'd either: A. Stab them with an umbrella. B. Use a Death Note. C. Barry them alive. D. Judo chop to the neck. I personally like A the most. |
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| Well, Being of small frame, I couldn't hope to step to anyone larger. So sadly, I would have to resort to manipulative and underhanded ways. If for whatever reason I had to do someone in, No choice, It would really depend on the situation. Ideally though, would be a stab in the neck from behind, followed by a bunch more in various places. Always Double Tap, No excuses. Fishing wire can also be used to good effect, and it's a lot neater. Less evidence. Or, The lazier ways. There's always lacing someone's drink with poison or sleeping powder. Once they're asleep, You can end them in thousands of ways. You can be creative. Personally, I would put them in a car, turn it on, and send it rolling, so it looks accidental. Doesn't really matter what it slams into, as long as it does indeed slam into something. Might be a bit hard to rig for someone without a general knowledge of cars, though. Or on a larger scale, Release Solanum in Nuke form. Give mankind something to overcome as a unit, instead of bickering amongst themselves. I think world peace could easily happen after all the countries band together to fight the common enemy, The Zombie Hordes. xD All depends on the available materials and the situation. I don't actually have a preference. |
| In my dreams I always strangle things and then tear them apart, but I can't imagine myself using this method in reality, that's so gross. |
| If I ever HAD to, I'd shoot them in the head...or something else that'd be quick and painles. Push them in front of a train? D: |
| Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. -Carl Sagan |
| Tie them up, cover them in bacon and then release hundreds of starving rats. I'd hate to be slow cooked in a oven, that would be nasty. |
| Martial Arts, shuriken..etc |
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LedahMikage said: MarisaKirisameZe said: Lucky me, I'm a sadist so this thread topic makes me happy~ Though, my killing strategy would be less gruesome, since I'm also horribly guilt stricken and killimg someone would be a horrible mental restraint on me. I'd either: A. Stab them with an umbrella. B. Use a Death Note. C. Barry them alive. D. Judo chop to the neck. I personally like A the most. -_- Thats the lamest way to kill Ive ever heard from a sadist. You obviously don't know who Yuka Kazami is. It's not lame. It's convenient. LedahMikage said: Oh, I see. Well you 13yo Death Note lover if you were a sadist you'd want to torture the said person for as long as possible. Example: Id start with using that one machine from Higurashi animu that pulls off fingernails then continue with breaking every finger in both hands and feet... Its like that got it now? I know what it is. But it's my fault for not stating that I use to be of higher sadist status. It's just gone down over time... so by now, my killing strategy is much less gruesome. Think of me as... a sadist with restraint. My joy from pain use to be much higher, but after a select few things happened, it's almost as if I'm an "ex-sadist". Age shouldn't really matter, honestly. |
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| I'd kill them so it would look like somebody else did it, namely a family member or a lover. If there was nobody to pin it on. Knife them. Then to leave a little evidence as possible or to render all test results null, I'd be a wearing shoes 2 sizes too small, gloves and a full body suit. I would first cut off the victims hand and then go about slapping his finger prints everyplace imaginable. Anywhere that there was blood I'd pour bleach, rub potatoes in thoroughly, knock cosmetics into the mix too, then throw soil from numerous locations all over the floor, scatter a bunch of fibers all over including cat hair, wig hair. Break every window. Then throw them into the oven till they are charred beyond all recognition making sure to strip them of anything that can lead to their identification. Then i'd shove them in a plastic bag and throw them into some river or lake or something within state but far enough so that the police can't set up a perimeter. All the while I would have my accomplice over at my home reading a story to a old blind man using a recording from earlier. Then my accomplice would serve the man some drugged tea making him fall into a deep slumber when I am 1/2 of the way home. Then when the old man awakens I would be home and he'd have whoever pick him up and take him back to his house, establishing my flawless alibi. Then i would turn myself in and subject myself to anal rape in jail. |
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| Then I move from the country to France or another country without an extradition treaty with the US a couple years after the crime, or a month after they find the body. |
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| That death costs a lot of money. Simply, you'd be in a cash crisis once you end up away from the officials or police. But the idea is pretty cool~ |
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| take toothpicks and stick em in the person, one by one |
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| Well I wouldn't even need to move, if they get me in court, I'd just plead the fifth and let the blind old man and his daughter testify for me. And since river/ lake x is 3 hours away I couldn't have gotten there in the hour and a half the old timer was sleeping. |
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| I would cut out their left eye dip it in poison, put it back then tie them to a cactus in the middle of the desert... they would have to just stand there and wait while poison spreads... heh heh heh... |
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Yorito said: There isn't a point in killing someone fast when you are out for revenge. Torture for the win. True. Torture is a must. Perhaps dismembering the person slowly and forcing the person to eat their own flesh. |
| I like the idea of a swift and deadly death dealt by a minion of mine. |
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