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Jul 9, 2014 4:36 PM

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goldslash said:
Draeswolf said:


Careful my terrorist friend, the ones with the cute avatars are FBI agents.


HHahahahaa. The best thing from being on internet, is that people don't know if you talking serious or trolling and i can't tell that, because i prefer not going to jail.
I'ma time bomb.

Kousoku11 said:
But then you'd be a prime target for Lime_


Lime? A mod, right?


Holy shit don't even joke about that.
Jul 9, 2014 4:41 PM

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goldslash said:
Kousoku11 said:
But then you'd be a prime target for Lime_


Lime? A mod, right?
A MAL-member who's currently located in Afganistan due to army-duties. (Not really a notable one, although that probably depends who you ask from.)

Were you to go there, the chances of him getting it would raise by quite a lot. Which in turn would raise the risk of me dying by quite a lot.

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Jul 9, 2014 4:53 PM

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I'm not gonna lie...I might kill one or two people out of grudges or hatred.

Draeswolf said:
Start a hitman website, people pay me large amounts of money to wipe out their enemies.

Prices.
Criminals: 5 to 50 thousand(Depending on crimes)
Normal Civies: 300 to 800 thousand
Celebrities:5 to 50 million
Religious leaders:5 thousand to 10 million(depending)
Politicians: 10 to 70 million
Leaders of nations(presidents, prime ministers etc) 50 million to 500 billion+(depending)
CEO'S of companies: 50 million to 150+ billion(depending)

It's hard work writing peoples names in a notebook :/

I like this plan.

SolviteSekai said:
I'd write "People who are more attractive than me" on the first page and then burn it.

Obviously nobody would be killed. I just like to do things with Flair.

Fabulous.
Jul 9, 2014 5:00 PM

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I would make love to it.

Jul 9, 2014 5:23 PM
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I WILL TAKE THE DEATH NOTE AND EAT IT!


Could taste delicious never know:/
Jul 9, 2014 5:27 PM

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I would just kill people that piss me off :P
Jul 9, 2014 5:37 PM

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i'd have to give it a go, just to see! I'm not sure I would be able to cope with having practically everyone's life in my hands D:
Jul 9, 2014 8:37 PM

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Kill North Korea's leader then go after the Middle Eastern terrorists.
Jul 9, 2014 9:01 PM

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write parasites & mosquitos

and then burn it!
Jul 9, 2014 9:11 PM

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Cockroaches would cease to exist.
Jul 9, 2014 9:47 PM

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antonn said:
Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated.


LOLOL this.


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Stand up and walk. Move on. After all, you have perfect legs to stand on.
Jul 9, 2014 9:59 PM

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peacefulkorean said:
I will take the Death Note....AND WRITE ON IT!!!
*gasp* No!

But yes oh yes I'd use it if I found one.

I'd be really interested to see if taping it to a piece of printer paper and running it through the Lexmark would work. Because if so, suddenly all kinds of interesting new possibilities arise.

And yes I'd take the Shinigami eyes right away. No point in having the cool toys if you can't use them to their full effectiveness.

Light Yagami was a chump. Being able to control events leading up to death, as in the anime, means you can control literally anything. Nuke launches, assassinations, beginnings of wars, releasing of biotoxins and plagues, so many different things would come under the Death Note owner's control.

The world would be as malleable as silly putty.

I'm not sure if I'd try to make it better though or just raze it all to the ground.
Jul 9, 2014 10:00 PM

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kill kim jong un and the many other scumbags running that country.

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Jul 9, 2014 10:02 PM

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Great, it's this thread again.
Jul 9, 2014 10:12 PM

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antonn said:
Start finding out the real names of MAL users who call NGNL overrated.
I have recently become immortal, so tough luck.

OT I would leave it so that I don't become a corrupted, power hungry , evil a hole like Light.
Jul 9, 2014 10:19 PM
Star Guardian

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I would kill people that I don't like.

Then I would probably feel guilty about it afterwards.
Jul 9, 2014 10:19 PM

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Go through the forums here, find every person who complains about the smallest fucking things about popular animes because they want to be cool for not agreeing with public opinion, ask for their real names and laugh hysterically as im writing that son of a bitch down into my Notebook of death. Yup




"I thought this was a thread where people with unpopular opinions seek validation. Am I wrong?"

"That's pretty much the entirety of MAL forums tbh."

The most true statement on this damn site. ^
Jul 9, 2014 10:32 PM

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Dckiller said:
Go through the forums here, find every person who complains about the smallest fucking things about popular animes because they want to be cool for not agreeing with public opinion, ask for their real names and laugh hysterically as im writing that son of a bitch down into my Notebook of death. Yup
Why the fuck would I, Mclovin, tell you my full name?

Jul 9, 2014 10:43 PM

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I'll write my own name for it, so if I ever lose it, people will return to m...

Oh wait.
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Jul 9, 2014 10:43 PM

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SeibaaHomu said:
Dckiller said:
Go through the forums here, find every person who complains about the smallest fucking things about popular animes because they want to be cool for not agreeing with public opinion, ask for their real names and laugh hysterically as im writing that son of a bitch down into my Notebook of death. Yup
Why the fuck would I, Mclovin, tell you my full name?



True, I'd use my geass but we are talking over the internet so that wont work.... Forget what i said!




"I thought this was a thread where people with unpopular opinions seek validation. Am I wrong?"

"That's pretty much the entirety of MAL forums tbh."

The most true statement on this damn site. ^
Jul 9, 2014 11:02 PM

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I'd most likely use it, then feel guilty and try to get ride of it.
But, I won't deny I'd give it a few tries more, I'd probably end up as nuts as Light Yagami. When you have that kind of power, it's hard to contain yourself.
Jul 9, 2014 11:21 PM

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I would pick it up, bring it home. And take a look inside of it, keep it for a few days and then I'm gonna bury it on my yard in the middle of the night where no one can see it.
Jul 10, 2014 12:59 AM

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I'd use it to kill people.
It's natural for a person to deny he's a failure as a human being. That's why he searches for somebody who is more miserable than himself. That's why so much animosity exists on the internet. Those who aren't able to find a more miserable person, turn to the internet and call other people losers, even though they've never met. Just to make themselves feel superior. Isn't that pathetic? There's a sense of security that comes from speaking badly of someone else. But that isn't true salvation. — Tatsuhiro Satou
Jul 10, 2014 1:03 AM

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Would fill it full with names in single day
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Jul 10, 2014 1:19 AM

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Dckiller said:
Go through the forums here, find every person who complains about the smallest fucking things about popular animes because they want to be cool for not agreeing with public opinion, ask for their real names and laugh hysterically as im writing that son of a bitch down into my Notebook of death. Yup


I'm down with that. Nobody likes an attention whore
Jul 10, 2014 1:21 AM

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Dckiller said:
Go through the forums here, find every person who complains about the smallest fucking things about popular animes because they want to be cool for not agreeing with public opinion, ask for their real names and laugh hysterically as im writing that son of a bitch down into my Notebook of death. Yup


Same.


Jul 10, 2014 1:27 AM

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Obama I'm coming for you!!
Jul 10, 2014 3:31 AM
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I'd write Michael Savage's name on it, that guy needs to die.
Jul 10, 2014 3:39 AM

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Well, since I wouldn't know it was a death note and I'm not one to pick up other people's things, I'd probably leave it be, unless I was feeling like a litter crusader that day.

If I had picked it up and I knew the rules, though, I would probably very nervously test it on someone I legitimately thought needed to die (lots of research would go into that) and then when it worked, be like "holy crap" and stick it very deeply in a box.

I don't think I'd ever use it again, but I am pretty sure I would have a newfound confidence. I'm an anxious person in real life, and knowing I had a book of death would make it really easy for me to approach everyone confidently and take their crap with a smile.
I have never met a reverse harem that would not be greatly improved
by eliminating the female main character.
Jul 10, 2014 3:42 AM

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Probably I'd write a name to see if it works.
If so then I'll kill people who annoys me till the non-return point, given that I'm already tainted with that first name.
Fuck humanity and fuck altruism, I'll use it for my own good.
Jul 10, 2014 5:20 AM

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If it was real then I would use it, i'd use it a lot and without a second thought. and maybe create a new world with it too, like Light. Except I wouldn't bother so much with criminals, they aren't the one's running the world
Jul 10, 2014 5:25 AM

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Not sure if anyone's posted this yet so:
Jul 10, 2014 5:34 AM

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fst said:
I'd use it to cleanse the world of Republicans.

fuck yeah!..
Jul 10, 2014 5:41 AM
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leave it there... bcuz keeping it is just a sinful act
Jul 10, 2014 5:44 AM

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happyfairy said:
leave it there... bcuz keeping it is just a sinful act


I couldn't just leave it, if I was concerned about it being used, because someone else would pick it up. At least if you think that using it is sinful, if you have it then no one else could use it and cause death and mayhem. ^^
I have never met a reverse harem that would not be greatly improved
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Jul 10, 2014 6:06 AM

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Kill faggot pop stars.
Raise it up, raise up the happiness.
Jul 10, 2014 6:21 AM

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Draeswolf said:
Start a hitman website, people pay me large amounts of money to wipe out their enemies.

Prices.
Criminals: 5 to 50 thousand(Depending on crimes)
Normal Civies: 300 to 800 thousand
Celebrities:5 to 50 million
Religious leaders:5 thousand to 10 million(depending)
Politicians: 10 to 70 million
Leaders of nations(presidents, prime ministers etc) 50 million to 500 billion+(depending)
CEO'S of companies: 50 million to 150+ billion(depending)

It's hard work writing peoples names in a notebook :/



I cryed when i saw this idea, it's so amazing


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Jul 10, 2014 6:29 AM

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I can't stand writing by hand... so there's no way I'd even bother.
I rarely revisit threads, so if you're after a reply you should PM me or post a comment on my profile.
Jul 10, 2014 7:14 AM

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I would take it, but make good use of it. >:D
Jul 10, 2014 7:16 AM

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xshizuneix said:
I would take it, but make good use of it. >:D

how would you make good use of a book that kills people..? :o
Get lost in the art that is anime/manga... :3
Jul 10, 2014 7:18 AM

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Shaggy97 said:
xshizuneix said:
I would take it, but make good use of it. >:D

how would you make good use of a book that kills people..? :o


Kill the evil people! (aka people I hate) :D How else?
Jul 10, 2014 7:21 AM

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I'd use it to wipe my ass after I take a dump.

Edit: I hope Ryuk won't mind.
Jul 10, 2014 7:26 AM

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xshizuneix said:
Shaggy97 said:

how would you make good use of a book that kills people..? :o


Kill the evil people! (aka people I hate) :D How else?


u mean like this.. >=D
Get lost in the art that is anime/manga... :3
Jul 10, 2014 7:48 AM

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I would leave it where I found it. However if I saw a shinigami after touching the death note I would be startled and would want to know everything about shinigami.
Jul 10, 2014 8:13 AM

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Shaggy97 said:
xshizuneix said:


Kill the evil people! (aka people I hate) :D How else?


u mean like this.. >=D


lol xD exactly! :D
Jul 10, 2014 8:34 AM
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yiirvin said:
All this talk about how people deserve to die for taking someone else's lives.

So once you have a tool to easily kill off people with little to no evidence leading back to you, you have the right to kill people too?

Yeah cause THAT makes sense. You can condemn people morally but you can't do so for yourself because APPARENTLY you're immune to it all. That's pretty evil if you ask me. You're going to end up killing way more people than that one stranger that you barely know but killed, because you heard in the news that he killed his dad out of rage and is now serving his time in prison. And to top that off, you're going to claim your actions were justified and that you're purifying the world from evil?

What in the fuck...

It's scary that you think that way man...


This is the internet and people have different opinions. Obviously there is no right answer to this question because we're talking about a fictional topic. So seriously, you're the one who sounds like an idiot.

Shaggy97 said:

how would you make good use of a book that kills people..? :o


Its easy, I would become Kira, Justice, GOD OF THE NEW WORLD! :D



Jul 10, 2014 8:36 AM

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Huehehehehe....

No Blank Friends Requests. State your name and where you found me.

Jul 10, 2014 8:47 AM

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Zelgadis94 said:
Probably I'd write a name to see if it works.
If so then I'll kill people who annoys me till the non-return point, given that I'm already tainted with that first name.
Fuck humanity and fuck altruism, I'll use it for my own good.

Serial Killer Simulator 2014
Jul 10, 2014 9:21 AM

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If it worked, I'd probably use it like it was intended and rid the world of some people who (I think) seriously need to die. I could probably get rid of a lot of stupid people this way.
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I'd get rid of anyone who posted in this thread.
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