| This might sound incredibly stupid, and this thread might already exist, but I recently found that in the case where you suddenly have to stand up and present yourself while you're turned on can be quite troublesome. Most people I've talked to about this choose to recall an image or a moment in time where they feel uncomfortable or confused. The specifics often vary. I want you to say what you do in this situation, or just in general. Mine, as ridiculous as it is is a loop of John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis (Joe Flanigan) unloading a p90 into the abyss. image: http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/3/39/SGAp90.jpg/500px-SGAp90.jpg |
DeseradaJun 14, 2010 11:02 AM
 Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. |
| What do you define as "turned on"? I don't exactly understand you. |
| The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and Earth. The named is the mother of the ten thousand things. I do not recall, Jesus ever saying "build churches, temples, and kill those who doesn't follow christianity..." nor he said "christianity is religion". News for VN immigrants in EU: vietinfo.eu |
spupapi said: Mabye it's slang here... It means you have a boner.What do you define as "turned on"? I don't exactly understand you. |
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. |
| Just go through the "Offended"-section in Encyclopedia Dramatica until you can remember all the images, granted this will probably leave you scared for life but you won't embarrass yourself with a public boner. Or you could just make up some excuse to prolong the wait before you have to do whatever it is. Disclaimer, don't go into the "Offended" section in ED if you don't know what you can expect. You have been warned. |
| If I need to get rid of a boner I think of Rosie O'Donnell |
| Make my mind as clear as possible for a few seconds, then think about what I should be thinking of. |
| my great-grandma, shes 97, always turns me off -.- <- the boner evaporates pretty fast with this method |
Gunther_ said: If I need to get rid of a boner I think of Rosie O'Donnell This is what I was looking for. lol. Thank you Gunther. I'm going to try to remember what my friends do now. Great responses everyone. |
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. |
| I... I... *looks down* I don't really have boners? On any case there are many things that turn me off. The last one I discover are fat wrists and armhair. Edit: oh, and I don't really need to get a mechanism to turn off. So yeah, I don't have one. |
 Waratte Oemashou Sore ha Chiisana Inori |
| generally, unless you do look like you have a banana in your pocket, no one will notice it unless you call attention to it. there are ways to conceal it but anyways. otherwise i just let it go away on its own. |
ladyxzeus said: Yeah, I realized this shortly after I made the thread... I... I... *looks down* I don't really have boners? On any case there are many things that turn me off. The last one I discover are fat wrists and armhair. Edit: oh, and I don't really need to get a mechanism to turn off. So yeah, I don't have one. Sorry ladyxzeus... at least I can say that you aren't missing out on anything. |
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. |
| hahaha this thread is too good... |
| why would i try and turn myself off out of choice |
Deserada said: ladyxzeus said: Yeah, I realized this shortly after I made the thread... I... I... *looks down* I don't really have boners? On any case there are many things that turn me off. The last one I discover are fat wrists and armhair. Edit: oh, and I don't really need to get a mechanism to turn off. So yeah, I don't have one. Sorry ladyxzeus... at least I can say that you aren't missing out on anything. What are you saying! boners are good for everyone........ if you get them at the right time that is ; ) The way that helps me to get rid of one the most is tensing my abs as hard as I can and that completely takes the focus off everything else lol |
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TheFramedAngel said: What are you saying! boners are good for everyone........ if you get them at the right time that is ; ) The way that helps me to get rid of one the most is tensing my abs as hard as I can and that completely takes the focus off everything else lol I bet that looks weird. |
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. |
Deserada said: TheFramedAngel said: What are you saying! boners are good for everyone........ if you get them at the right time that is ; ) The way that helps me to get rid of one the most is tensing my abs as hard as I can and that completely takes the focus off everything else lol I bet that looks weird. LOL! It can be done while looking normal |
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Shilka said: Brilliant idea >.< Just go through the "Offended"-section in Encyclopedia Dramatica until you can remember all the images, granted this will probably leave you scared for life but you won't embarrass yourself with a public boner. Or you could just make up some excuse to prolong the wait before you have to do whatever it is. Disclaimer, don't go into the "Offended" section in ED if you don't know what you can expect. You have been warned. I still haven't made it to the bottom of that page... perhaps I'll try at some point, but it could be quite a challenge - if browsing ED in general isn't enough to destroy your dignity, self-respect and morality, that page certainly will. Still, it cracks me up when I see it - if you see the contrast between the first 5 or so pictures you'll know why XD |
| haha, i'm female so i don't have a visible problem :P |
| Fat women shitting. It works especially well if they're one of those people immobilized by their own fatness and have no choice but to shit into the bed they're trapped in. |
| Hairy/very fat women really do turn me off And as for men, those who are overly built up kill me, not just down there... |
spupapi said: never had a boner before or do you want an essay detailing how and why this topic is relevant?What do you define as "turned on"? I don't exactly understand you. |
| I don't turn myself I walk around with it for all to see. |
dpjdm said: i wanna see!I don't turn myself I walk around with it for all to see. |
| Usually the embarrassment will turn you off in a short while unless you have a special sexual interest of being embarrassed |
| fat people edit: astronomical said: haha, i'm female so i don't have a visible problem :P True, it doesn't show, but there still are those occasions when you feel all the blood rush to your head and you can't stay still. |
leleux_Jun 16, 2010 11:32 PM
astronomical said: haha, i'm female so i don't have a visible problem :P :P Lucky. Sometimes we get a boner for no reason at all... I try to think of some old/ugly thing/person (read on the net that it's the best way and been using that way since then though I don't recall it ever working...) |
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| Just get up wave it like you just don't care! |
Saito said: Just get up wave it like you just don't care! |
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| I just wait for some girl to come by and say, " Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?" If that doesn't happen, I pretend to tie my shoes. |
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Masnoon said: I just wait for some girl to come by and say, " Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?" If that doesn't happen, I pretend to tie my shoes. What if you are wearing slippers? |
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DualForm said: Masnoon said: I just wait for some girl to come by and say, " Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?" If that doesn't happen, I pretend to tie my shoes. What if you are wearing slippers? Fart really loudly and everyone will forget about the boner. |
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Shilka said: Just go through the "Offended"-section in Encyclopedia Dramatica until you can remember all the images, granted this will probably leave you scared for life but you won't embarrass yourself with a public boner. Or you could just make up some excuse to prolong the wait before you have to do whatever it is. Disclaimer, don't go into the "Offended" section in ED if you don't know what you can expect. You have been warned. My friend pranked me into that page....and boy..it is quite something lol. Despite that, I managed to scroll down all the way to the bottom of the page...looking at every single image. Gotta love ED haha XD |
| Punch yourself in the nuts, that works. I'm speaking from personal experience here. |
| what sucks is when you have erection and need to take a piss. go down, go down, *flicks* go down dammit, i need to pee |
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Metroid_Ex said: Morning wood is a bitch, eh?what sucks is when you have erection and need to take a piss. go down, go down, *flicks* go down dammit, i need to pee |
Metroid_Ex said: what sucks is when you have erection and need to take a piss. go down, go down, *flicks* go down dammit, i need to pee Stand really far back. |
Metroid_Ex said: what sucks is when you have erection and need to take a piss. go down, go down, *flicks* go down dammit, i need to pee Buy a scope for your thing. |
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