| serial experiments lain a little loli is wacked out does alot of balarina twirls as the camera pans towards her |
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MRS_FUTOSHI said: hajime no ippo- a dweeby guy gets picked on and he gets pushed down a hill and tells a "your momma" joke. then he realises he has the powa to row row fight da powa and he becomes a boxer and somebody i think he wears a weird tiger helmet Because all anime comes back to TTGL xDD Gurren Lagann (alternate explanation) |
| This kinda off-topic but I just hate to see how this thread become heaven for trolls. Maybe that was the thread starter's intention from the beginning. |
XxdoobxX said: This kinda off-topic but I just hate to see how this thread become heaven for trolls. Maybe that was the thread starter's intention from the beginning. Not really, I just wanted to have some fun seeing how people percieved things they haven't watched or dumb it down to amusing consequences. This is one of those "Make fun of anime in good humour" type topics, I've watched alot of the anime that people have responded with, and I think they're all funny, I don't take them too seriously. It's all in good fun, really. :D |
| Seikon no Qwaser: Vague and ridiculous magical powers with a random name turns Russian boy into a magical superhuman thing. Lots of fanservice, jingling tits and pantyshots, love drama, silly battles with bouncing boobs, breast milk drama, fanservice and fanservice. The end. Oh, why not, let's add some more. Seitokai no Ichizon: Vague and ridiculous circumstances puts random eroge otaku loser boy into a harem student council. Lots of fanservice, parodies and references to pop culture, harem drama, various female characters with the standard collection of quirks and fetishes, romcom harem drama, fanservice and fanservice. The end. Dance in the Vampire Bund: Vague and ridiculous circumstances turns boy into a half vampire superhuman thing. Lots of loli vampire fanservice, DFC and pantyshots, love drama, most likely silly battles with pantyshots, emo vampire drama, fanservice, blood and fanservice. The end. So・Ra・No・Wo・To: Vague and ridiculous setting turns cute lolis into musician soldiers. Lots of fanservice, blinging brass trumpets and a tank, drama, rotten animation, characters that are complete clones of K-ON's, most likely no silly battles with bouncing boobs but tea and cakes instead, fanservice and fanservice. The end. Honestly, I would assume nearly every new show these days could fit relatively easily into descriptions like these. Alas brothers and sisters, these are truly dark days. And then for a slightly different one: Haruhi 2: Kyon kun Denwa! It's Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then something happens. Kyon kun Denwa! It's Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then something happens. Kyon kun Denwa! It's Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then something happens. Kyon kun Denwa! It's Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then something happens. Kyon kun Denwa! It's still Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then the same thing happens. Kyon kun Denwa! It's still Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then the same thing happens. Kyon kun Denwa! It's still Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then the same thing happens. Kyon kun Denwa! Yes, It's Mikuru, we must go somewhere, and then the same thing happens. The end. |
BamanJan 12, 2010 6:43 AM
| Legend of the Galactic Heroes: Dudes dressed in pre-Code Geass uniforms discuss sundry topics over tea in Marimite-like fashion in the length of time equal to Bleach+Naruto fillers. Eventually, needing to flex Fist of North Star manliness proceeds to light up universe in TTGLagann fashion minus Yoko eye candy. The whole series proceeds at the dazzling speed of an endless eight in Haruhi Suzumiya 2009. S'Wonderful. |
| Princess Tutu there's a school girl that's actually a magical girl that's actually a duck. She's supposed to help the gay prince. She and her friends fight crime by using their ballet skillz, although the girl/duck sucks at ballet and therefore does not fight. There is also a cat, and a god wannabe. |
| I love this thread, it is the funniest I have seen on here I think. Especially the OP's FMA post, rotfl Shakugan no Shana: A young dude resembling Shinji Akari reincarnated in a Clannad-like character design is on his way home from anime school one day where he probably sits at the back of the class by the window, when a beautiful red-haired tsundere appears before him and informs him that he is like dead, but not dead, so that would make him undead perhaps somewhat like a vampire? Then Hot Tsundere Girl and Clannad Shinji need to fight some monsters to prevent their city being blown to bits and stuff, oh and Hot Tsundere of course falls in love with Clannad Shinji and then a bunch of fanboys do a happy dance. The end. |
ladyxzeus said: Also, Hetalia Every country in Europe, EXCEPT PORTUGAL, is a hot guy and is gay, EXCEPT FOR PORTUGAL THAT - SINCE IT'S A VERY MANLY COUNTRY - IS NOT REFERRED IN THE SERIES EVEN THOUGH IT HAS IMPORTANT HISTORICAL IMPLICATIONS ON PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS. They have sex with each other, EXCEPT PORTUGAL THAT ONLY FUCKS FEMALE COUNTRIES - NAMELY BRAZIL, INDIA, ANGOLA, CAPE VERDE AND SOME OTHER AFRICAN COUNTRIES. Fanart ensues, EXCEPT FOR PORTUGAL, BECAUSE FANGIRLS HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST MOUSTACHES. I share your passion for Portugal. Honestly.. It's much more important than countries like Moldova, Iceland (even though I love the place), Seychelles, Sealand, or Cameroon. I had to Wikipedia their names because I had no idea how to spell some of them. Really, the Portugese travelled the world, they should be involved too :< Anyways... Death Note Haven't watched the series, but I hear a lot about it.. To sum most it up: this guy picks up a book, writes in it a lot, kills people by writing in it--he thinks he's god, then this creeper guy comes along who likes to drink tea and sit awkwardly in swivel chairs.. He wants to catch this guy who likes writing in his book, but he doesn't for a long time and then there's some sex between both guys and this blonde girl and then apparently some yaoi eventually... I know this is off, but I'm looking forward to watching it >;D |
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Baman said: Are you sure you never watched this? 5 minutes could make all the difference.Seitokai no Ichizon: Vague and ridiculous circumstances puts random eroge otaku loser boy into a harem student council. Lots of fanservice, parodies and references to pop culture, harem drama, various female characters with the standard collection of quirks and fetishes, romcom harem drama, fanservice and fanservice. The end. |
| Simoun: A bunch of lolis with tragic pasts fight with robots and make out with each other. 07-Ghost: A bunch of bishis want to make out with each other in a church filled with moe girls cosplaying as Rosette from Chrono Crusade. |
ladyxzeus said: Naruto An orange ninja is desperate to find his best friend, who is gay. The orange ninja also holds a demon fox inside him, but that's a detail. On his way he finds emo girls and tons of hot guys and proceeds to have sex with them, frequently. Somewhere on his way he finds his friend, who finds his brother, who turned him evil, who then turned him good. They have sex. They fight for 5 straight episodes, filler ensues, fanboys scream and cry, blood appears and they claim it's violent. Naruto and his friend debate who his seme and who is uke, discussion is extended to fangirls. The discussion provokes a ninja war. They proceed to have sex then. ^And honestly, this is my view on it. No idea about the story, only thing I know is that it gives some pretty nice fanart sometimes oh my goodness. that just made my day. Anywayss... Fruits Basket (Sorry if I spoil anything. But I haven't seen it. So if I do... woops) Girl is a hobo. She moves in with a whole bunch of guys on a whim and she does housework; becomes their slave (?) in return. *insert cutesy moe moments*. ooo lots of cute animals!!! why are all of these animals here??an animal shrine thing??? OMG they're actually the guys I live with. Oh and I can't touch them or else they become cute little animals!!! *insert more mind numbingly cutesy moe sht* uhhhh I think the cat guy with red hair has to wear a bracelet for some reason. I think I'll fall in love with one of them oh but oh no I can't BLOODY TOUCH HIM. dammn. um and I think that's the gist of it |
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tizara said: I love this thread, it is the funniest I have seen on here I think. Especially the OP's FMA post, rotfl I AM TRULY FLATTERED :D aaand BEYBLADE About a kid who likes spinning tops, except they're not spinning tops because they're shiny and on the box it says "13 yrs and up" because it's dangerous shit them spinning tops, especially the ones with pokemon inside them. Yeah, Pokemon. One has a Garydos, one has Arcanine and the rest posess some thinly veiled pokemon that are hidden behind shiny white stuff. Anyway, they go around participating in tournaments, with some hardcore spinning top action that makes the fanboys drool and stuff and the fangirls get boners over Kai because he's the angsty one and clearly the douchebag gets all the girls, it's the rule of being female. Apparantly. Anywho, they participate in the Asian cup first which is a LIE because everyone KNOWS they're American, Because they debuted in japan, eat, sleep and dress like japanese people it means they AREN'T. logic there. Anywho... Hardcore dangerous spinning tops for ten year olds. |
| Chu-Bra - Obnoxious, genki girl with a bizarre fixation on underwear leads a band of copy-pasta moe archetypes in a quest to humiliate and harass young girls (most of which are mysteriously well-endowed for their age group) by poking at, groping and critiquing their bras and panties, all in the name of correctly fitted undergarments. Lots of blushing faces, panty shots, cleavage, little girls groping each other, precocious attitudes and unfunny ecchi related humor ensue. Very little practicality and/or knowledge about bras and panties would exist in this show as the men creating it have most likely never seen the strange contraption known as "bra" on an actual person before them in the flesh. But that's okay. The underwear plot is mere pretense for the aforementioned groping. Ikkitousen - complete bastardization of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms featuring a cast of large-breasted amazonian women. They are most likely fighting over/for a cardboard cut-out harem lead male character. He probably favors one girl over the others. She is most likely not very smart but has a "heart of gold". Naturally, her breasts will be the largest. The other girls will have some yuri subtext between them. Lots of bouncing breasts and scenes in the bath/shower/hotsprings. Buy the DVD for more nipples and shower action, until then you will be seeing a lot of mysterious fog and smoke clouds covering certain aspects of the characters. |
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| Hetalia Some characters became gays |
Tachii said: I just read the synopsis.Are you sure you never watched this? 5 minutes could make all the difference. |
| Ikkitousen - Fanservice |
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| Naruto, Bleach, One Piece. The manga's currently on-going. and it's way better. No fillers, no cuts. No goddamn bullshits. |
| Haruhi There's this god who pisses everyone off, and I'm not talking about domo-kun. For some reason, people feel like joining her, like Ryuji from Toradora and Rei from NGE. Phones ring, plot ensues, and it's more repetitive than your average shounen. She also has a cool band |
| School Days Harem lead dude is a dirty slut and gets pwned for his sluttiness. |
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ladyxzeus said: Naruto An orange ninja is desperate to find his best friend, who is gay. The orange ninja also holds a demon fox inside him, but that's a detail. On his way he finds emo girls and tons of hot guys and proceeds to have sex with them, frequently. Somewhere on his way he finds his friend, who finds his brother, who turned him evil, who then turned him good. They have sex. They fight for 5 straight episodes, filler ensues, fanboys scream and cry, blood appears and they claim it's violent. Naruto and his friend debate who his seme and who is uke, discussion is extended to fangirls. The discussion provokes a ninja war. They proceed to have sex then. ^And honestly, this is my view on it. No idea about the story, only thing I know is that it gives some pretty nice fanart sometimes LMAO! That's just hilarious. ukonkivi said: School Days Harem lead dude is a dirty slut and gets pwned for his sluttiness. ...Are you sure you didn't watch this? lol So・Ra・No・Wo・To K-On with a serious plot...maybe. |
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Baman said: Partially cheating. D:Tachii said: I just read the synopsis.Are you sure you never watched this? 5 minutes could make all the difference. |
Ash-Falls-Town said: Magical Star Magical Emi A young girl wants to be a stage magician. She finds a real magic talking flying squirrel who can change her into an adult who uses real magic. So she's pretending to pretend to be using real magic by using real magic even though she wants to be able to use pretend magic without pretending to pretend to use magic. She also seduces an old crappy boxer. This actually seems very cute, I'm checking it out. |
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| Okay, here I go. I'm going to try to predict the plots some of the popular shows I haven't seen this season, based on the summaries and promo pics on the season chart. Ladies Vs Butlers Our hero, for some barely-credible reason, is forced to enter a school where butlers learn how to... buttle and their masters learn how to tell them how to buttle. Why such a school exists is entirely irrelevant; what matters is that the female:male ratio is about 4927:1. Each of these girls fits some eroge stereotype/fetish to a key, and all of them "accidentally" have *cough* close encounters */cough* with the protagonist. Much groping, DVD-exclusive nudity, and other adult situations will follow, including a hot-tub/springs episode and possibly a trip to the beach, but few to none of these "adult" situations are due to perversion on the part of the idiotic male lead, and in fact, he begins to feel uncomfortable around all these girls. One girl in particular will catch his eye, though, and she will conveniently not notice any of his attempted advances until the last or second-to-last episode, at which point she will finally agree to be either his girlfriend or his "ojou-sama", depending on the context of the relationship. Baka to Test to Thingymawhatsit The titular idiot is in the lowest class at school because, well, he's an idiot. He decides to work his way up the ladder by challenging other classes to some kind of monster battle (the titular tests featuring the titular Thingymawhatsits) with the help of his classmates. This works because the school for some reason accepts these battles as a suitable replacement for an actual education. Turns out the guy is a natural at this and there's probably someone else in the class who knows way too much about these battles (so they can explain it to the audience) who helps him out, too, so with the power of dedication and a positive mindset, they battle their way to the top class and get the air conditioning they so much deserve. Along the way they do stupid things and encounter many hilarious misunderstandings, both because they are supposed to be idiots and because this is supposed to be a comedy series. Hidamari Sketch x Star Star Star High school girls who look like six-year-olds study art. That is all that happens. Fans cannot stop using the word nutbladder. Also note how all of these series take place in a school setting. The school setting is an essential part of any anime series, and if a show doesn't take place in some kind of school, it's not worth watching. And Baman, your template for these is ingenious. |
BokuSatchiiJan 13, 2010 3:02 PM
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hikky said: Clannad Holy mother! ROFL |
anthell said: DBZ just had to break the borders in this topic.Dragonballz |
BokuSatchii said: Ladies Vs Butlers Our hero, for some barely-credible reason, is forced to enter a school where butlers learn how to... buttle and their masters learn how to tell them how to buttle. Why such a school exists is entirely irrelevant; what matters is that the female:male ratio is about 4927:1. Each of these girls fits some eroge stereotype/fetish to a key, and all of them "accidentally" have *cough* close encounters */cough* with the protagonist. Much groping, DVD-exclusive nudity, and other adult situations will follow, including a hot-tub/springs episode and possibly a trip to the beach, but few to none of these "adult" situations are due to perversion on the part of the idiotic male lead, and in fact, he begins to feel uncomfortable around all these girls. One girl in particular will catch his eye, though, and she will conveniently not notice any of his attempted advances until the last or second-to-last episode, at which point she will finally agree to be either his girlfriend or his "ojou-sama", depending on the context of the relationship. I lost it at the word buttle xD |
| Lucky Star: an anime with perverted girls who make fun of other animes and are as popular as Haruhi Suzumiya. Haha, I really wonder what kind of anime it is, I didn't even read the summary ever. :)) A7Xrawks said: Hetalia Some characters became gays This I think too about it. Never seen it BokuSatchii said: Yakitate Japan: It's Naruto with bread. LOL You got it right!! =)) I so Lol'd at this! This thread is about people making fun of other anime maybe because many love some anime too much that they don't like the idea to appear in other anime, even though the idea is very "modified" in their opinion, in mine as well maybe XD], but I love it! Great idea! |
cielbleuJan 14, 2010 12:54 PM
| Legend of Galactic Heroes. A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxyrise. Except that there will still be war, and even Nazis in space. Sorry Carl Sagan. Yes, World War two in space. Though it's otherwise a lot like a thoughtful drama show of a galaxyrise, like watching a sun from out in a pod somewhere and being overtaken by nostalgic memories. Which could just be the old animation talking. On the allies, you have a really smart and yet kind(aside from warfully brutal and cold logician) Chinese guy on the allies, because Japan was pouring into them in WWII and were basically on the allies section(although Germany once had a shortlived alliance in China). And people in the allies are of course more diverse than that of those on the Axis. Having lots of Roman and other things as it's multicultural tag. And while the third Reich, Germany is just German. And they apparently have another Aryan man who is a brilliant tactician like Chinese allied powers dude. A little bit of interrelationship drama exists and a few people get knocked off while other people get more noticeable. But it's mostly just World War Two in space. |
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| Katekyo Hitman Reborn A dude has fire on his forehead, and he and his friends do filler like things everyday. All the characters inspire yaoi fanart and fanfiction. |
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Ash-Falls-Town said: Ouran High School Host Club A poor girl breaks a vase and is forced to work as a glorified male prostitute by a group of 5 glorified male prostitutes who pretend to act gay for each other (they're really straight). These guys all happen to be extremely wealthy but they still work by pretending to be gay for each other (they are straight BTW.Obviously, obviously straight). To prove how straight they are they fall in love (for realz) with a guy girl guy girl who looks like a boy. (They are straight after all. And since they are obviously straight they'd obviously do straight things like be attracted to girls who look like boys.) hahahahhaha that made my day FMA: Brotherhood FMA, but BETTER. Infinitely better. Because even though it is telling the same story, there is one extremely important difference: IT FOLLOWS THE MANGA. And everyone with one-onehundredth of a brain knows that the original manga story is always better. ALWAYS! Sadly the dub hasn't been released yet so people who are in love with Vic Mignogna who are feeling too lazy to read subtitles will just have to WAIT, goddammit. |
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| Le Chevalier D'Eon: A guys's sister gets killed. He has a mental sex change. Seitokai no Ichizon: Lucky Star. But with less estrogen. |
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ChenoanJan 15, 2010 1:34 AM
| One Piece About a character with a weird name Monkey D.Luffy who aspires to be the Pirate King or something like that. Lucky Star A bunch of girls who go to school and spend time talking about how they eat their food. Not as innocent as it looks. |
AlexisSolitaire said: Lucky Star A bunch of girls who go to school and spend time talking about how they eat their food. Not as innocent as it looks. LOL, loved the "not as innocent as it looks" part... what are you expecting from that show? :P |
Friendlysoul said: AlexisSolitaire said: Lucky Star A bunch of girls who go to school and spend time talking about how they eat their food. Not as innocent as it looks. LOL, loved the "not as innocent as it looks" part... what are you expecting from that show? :P I thought it was something silly (seems that it is) and mindless but apparently it's kinda hentai? No idea. |
| Mermaid Forest The legend of sashimi explained. Or why people started to want to eat raw fish. After watching this show, the urge to eat sashimi would be understandable. |
| Boogiepop Phantom: A group of kids [somehow] meet a ghost that loves to dance to 70's disco. They all ride around and solve mysteries which usually ends with somebody being unmasked by the police & the would-be criminal says, "I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and your ___ ghost, too!" Elfen Lied: A kid knows his sister likes to brutally kill people, but she only does it so that nobody can get in the way of their incestual love for each other. Law of Ueki: This kid gets magic powers where he turns trash into trees. He goes on a quest to become the next Captain Planet. Or a Planeteer. Either way, saving our planet becomes his thing to do. CaptainYossarian said: EXACTLY. I'm almost done w/ it & I couldn't have described it better.Fist of the North Star: In a post-apocalyptic wasteland, manly men do manly things. Shit blows up, heads explode. Like Ernest Hemingway on 'roid rage. BokuSatchii said: Not bad. Oddly enough, they did a Naruto parody.Yakitate Japan: It's Naruto with bread. |
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| I've got another one: Rosario + Vampire Short version: Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School with more panty shots and singing. Long version: An average teenage boy does so poorly in his regular school that he gets transferred to another one. Little does he know that it is a school for monsters and other things that go bump in the night. Now members of each group of monsters want a piece of the kid: The vampires are out for his blood, the witches need him for some sort of spell or potion, etc. The main vampire also has a |
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| Gurren Laggan: IT IS ABOUT BEING GAR AND BELIEVING IN YOURSELF. And then there are also some robots and people with guns and one really cute girl and one girl that's 14 but really has DD boobs and wears a bikini. And some guy with rad shades. The end. Clannad Afterstory: SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER happens. But then it doesn't actually happen? The end. Tsubasa Chronicle: Due to lazyness/time constraits/BUT IT'S ACTUALLY AN AWESOME IDEA CLAMP throws all their pre-existing characters into one room. A series ensues. Howl's Moving Castle: It's about a flying castle but it's actually probably really awesome because Miyazaki made it. GTO: a blonde guy who may or may not be a pedo? smokes is going to teach a class full of delinquents. Hilarity ensues. |
Nika-senpaiJan 15, 2010 8:51 AM
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AlexisSolitaire said: Friendlysoul said: AlexisSolitaire said: Lucky Star A bunch of girls who go to school and spend time talking about how they eat their food. Not as innocent as it looks. LOL, loved the "not as innocent as it looks" part... what are you expecting from that show? :P I thought it was something silly (seems that it is) and mindless but apparently it's kinda hentai? No idea. Well, while checking your list, you gave an 8 to Haruhi, so i believe you might enjoy Lucky Star as well. it gets good after episode 4. Light hearted comedy. |
PockyBebop said: Rosario + Vampire Short version: Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School with more panty shots and singing. I loved that movie. |
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Friendlysoul said: Well, while checking your list, you gave an 8 to Haruhi, so i believe you might enjoy Lucky Star as well. it gets good after episode 4. Light hearted comedy. Well, I can't comment much on Lucky Star since I haven't watched it. I might just consider whether to check it out or not. |
tizara said: Ash-Falls-Town said: Ouran High School Host Club A poor girl breaks a vase and is forced to work as a glorified male prostitute by a group of 5 glorified male prostitutes who pretend to act gay for each other (they're really straight). These guys all happen to be extremely wealthy but they still work by pretending to be gay for each other (they are straight BTW.Obviously, obviously straight). To prove how straight they are they fall in love (for realz) with a guy girl guy girl who looks like a boy. (They are straight after all. And since they are obviously straight they'd obviously do straight things like be attracted to girls who look like boys.) hahahahhaha that made my day FMA: Brotherhood FMA, but BETTER. Infinitely better. Because even though it is telling the same story, there is one extremely important difference: IT FOLLOWS THE MANGA. And everyone with one-onehundredth of a brain knows that the original manga story is always better. ALWAYS! Sadly the dub hasn't been released yet so people who are in love with Vic Mignogna who are feeling too lazy to read subtitles will just have to WAIT, goddammit. But Vic Mignogna is awesome... ...Seriously though, I'm waiting for it because I <3 a lot of the English VAs in FMA. |
Ash-Falls-Town said: Ouran High School Host Club A poor girl breaks a vase and is forced to work as a glorified male prostitute by a group of 5 glorified male prostitutes who pretend to act gay for each other (they're really straight). These guys all happen to be extremely wealthy but they still work by pretending to be gay for each other (they are straight BTW.Obviously, obviously straight). To prove how straight they are they fall in love (for realz) with a guy girl guy girl who looks like a boy. (They are straight after all. And since they are obviously straight they'd obviously do straight things like be attracted to girls who look like boys.) I'm pretty sure that's accurate, right? |
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