You were put into a yoai anime universe where all the characters are creepy and want to f*ck you although you're straight. How do you escape?
| Starts casting dark magic, gets the hell out. |
| So... just like what happened to Sanji during the 2 years time skip? |
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| Kill them with fire.It works most of the time.And I would escape to my secret base on the moon. |
Naruto684 said: Kids are watching it, they can't be too explicit ;Dzal said: So... just like what happened to Sanji during the 2 years time skip? I thought they were trying to turn him into okama by dressing him or something xD |
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| "Universe" I'll kill myself then. There's nowhere to run. |
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| Kill them all. There's no other choice |
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| So everyone is a gay young male?How the hell did they not go extinct? I suppose I'd instinctively murder anyone who steps in a 5-meter radius of me. Or learn some sweet ass magic and turn all of them into Momiji fron DoA/Ninja Gaiden hot straight girls. |
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| I'd cross-dress as a guy who's cross-dressing as a girl. |
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| Everybody wants to fuck me? I attempt to disbelieve. That can't be real. |
| call the cops and get help. like, yeah, its a yaoi universe, but there still must be life outside of our individual doings |
 How can I smile when I am filled with so much sorrow? It is natural -- you need to smile to your sorrow because you are more than your sorrow. (Thích Nhất Hạnh) |
| Are they hot tho? If they're hot, then buy gallons of lube, I guess. |
| yangires > yanderes > tsunderes > other deres |
| Find a weapon and start leveling up my stats like in Dark Souls and kill them. |
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| I don't cuck myself out like a miserable little uke for starters. |
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On_the_Lam said: Yaoi universe? You mean gay people don't exist in real life? In real life, some people are gay. In yaoi universe, everyone is yaoi bishounen. No females, no straight people, no ugly people. Nowhere to run! Bwa-ha-ha! |
| I'm just gonna pretend that I'm in a zombie Apocalypse and get my chainsaw out. |
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| I would of course sit down and watch (: get my fresh popcorn right off the popper and the like. |
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| Just keep repeating no homo and it'll be fine. I'll just play the Boku no Pico theme as bait and run away. |
"I have respect for those who have lived a full life." - Decim (Death Parade) "I want to deliver your eulogy." - Otshepagetse  |
| A kick in the balls will work 90% of the time 10% of the time will kill them |
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| Soooooo everyone trying to kill them huh. Guys come on.If we can use magic I can turn them into girl too right? Now we are in yuri heaven. Ez. |
| ... As a Fujoshi, I actually want to see an anime like this. It would be HILARIOUS. |
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| I will fuck them all first then they will be to tired to do me nothing |
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| CTRL + ALT + DEL, then I'll access the Task Manager, and then I'll forcefully close the nightmare. If need be, I will also terminate all of the processes with command prompt. How does that sound? |
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Lauslim12 said: CTRL + ALT + DEL, then I'll access the Task Manager, and then I'll forcefully close the nightmare. If need be, I will also terminate all of the processes with command prompt. How does that sound? Just yank the plug out of the PSU and end the whole thing d (^_^) b |
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Erg_Orgy said: Lauslim12 said: CTRL + ALT + DEL, then I'll access the Task Manager, and then I'll forcefully close the nightmare. If need be, I will also terminate all of the processes with command prompt. How does that sound? Just yank the plug out of the PSU and end the whole thing d (^_^) b I see you have a point there... For a better result, just throw your CPU out of the window, haha. |
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Lauslim12 said: I see you have a point there... For a better result, just throw your CPU out of the window, haha. Why are people always angry at the wrong parts of the computer? Don't shoot the monitor. Don't throw out the CPU. throw out the hard drive, that's where the memory is. |
flannan said: Lauslim12 said: I see you have a point there... For a better result, just throw your CPU out of the window, haha. Why are people always angry at the wrong parts of the computer? Don't shoot the monitor. Don't throw out the CPU. throw out the hard drive, that's where the memory is. I just cut off all power from the whole thing, equality for all parts #HardwareLivesMatter |
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| Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay? Not hard enough on the SF scale op. |
Naruto684 said: BRB-kun said: Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay? Not hard enough on the SF scale op. It's an anime universe so don't worry about why humanity still exists. And they want YOU because they see you as fresh meat I suppose xD I'd call it a bad anime and go to sleep. |
BRB-kun said: Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay? Not hard enough on the SF scale op. Bishounen don't die from old age (even if their hair turns gray at some point, they don't stop being good-looking and capable), they only die from violence. And they aren't born, they are drawn into the world by fujoshi of our world. |
| In a yaoi universe, you'd get raped whether you like it or not. But then you'd totally end up liking it. |
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Quviasuliqpunga said: the cops will fk u then. xD obviously.call the cops and get help. like, yeah, its a yaoi universe, but there still must be life outside of our individual doings |
flannan said: BRB-kun said: Wouldn't humanity go extinct then? And why not someone else, are there no other people for them to fuck considering everyone else is gay? Not hard enough on the SF scale op. Bishounen don't die from old age (even if their hair turns gray at some point, they don't stop being good-looking and capable), they only die from violence. And they aren't born, they are drawn into the world by fujoshi of our world. This. Fuck. Fujoshis are created from the wish to have the perfect bishie, which spawn more bishies to attain this unattainable desire. It's a never ending cycle. They don't die, they multiply. Might as well commit sudoku. |
petalshreds said: i thought about that possibility but decide it was worth a shotQuviasuliqpunga said: the cops will fk u then. xD obviously.call the cops and get help. like, yeah, its a yaoi universe, but there still must be life outside of our individual doings |
| How can I smile when I am filled with so much sorrow? It is natural -- you need to smile to your sorrow because you are more than your sorrow. (Thích Nhất Hạnh) |
| this is turning to mass murder / mass suicide. goodbye, gay bishounens. goodbye, mal users. |
| As long as i´m the one who puts the dick into other people, i´m fine with that universe |
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| It would be a yuri universe for me. Dear lord, am I assuming they're gonna try to rape me? Kms |
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| running away only for pussy. challenge accepted. i will join that party ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| It's a trial from the Yaoi King. If you can pass, you will be his new favorite whore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Doctors want to check me  Poke me and dissect me What do they expect? Feelings from a wind-up toy? I don't think so |
| Depends how the characters look If they look like Pico or Hideyoshi Kinoshita then there is no need to escape |
| i beat the crap out of them |
| Uhm, well I don't. I fuck them all, duh. |
“Victor can’t be satisfied by anyone but me.”  |
| Teleport Lumbridge, i would probably go with that |
| Killing and butchering them all would be more satisfying and fun |
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| Alt+F4 works like a charm~ Plan B is to kill them with fire and run away. I'd like to keep my anal virginity for my dominatrix. |
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