Hatsukoi Monster Episode 1 Discussion

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THIS IS SO... WRONG.

That was boring. The recorder part was funny but the rest...

Jul 2, 2016 8:27 PM

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Am I the only one who got the Climbing bar scene? That was golden and only a few people can get that.

Jul 2, 2016 8:31 PM

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Umm that was strange...

I found the anime funny and enjoyable up until the boys kept saying 'weiner' and acting very immature... It got pretty annoying. Though I did find Kaho to be pretty cute so the show isn't all too bad.

Jul 2, 2016 8:35 PM

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Ayyyyyy... I laughed so hard. Insta-drop :'D
Thanks Deen for being Deen.

Jul 2, 2016 9:23 PM

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I think I was able to appreciate this show simply because I went in with zero expectations thinking it would be a generic shoujo series....and while it started off that way it completely derailed and became the most ridiculous thing I've seen in awhile. It surprised me and had me laughing a lot so I think I'm going to continue watching.

Jul 2, 2016 10:03 PM

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Helenus said:

Eve778 said:
Uh, why did I even watch this?

Oh yeah. Because Deen has been on a roll since the winter season of this year. So I decided to watch this show...

So cringeworthy! Not only do we have a generic shoujo mc who's practically screaming, "I'm the most stereotypical shoujo mc you'll ever find!" but there's also a bunch of bishies who are apparently 5th graders. So, did their parents just not care and feed them a bunch of genetically modified food and hormone rich milk? If I were the one writing the story for this anime, I'd make the moral of it be to feed children organic food.

The only thing saving this anime was Sugita Tomokazu voicing a character named Gin and making dirty jokes. Oh, and the megane was an alright character. But other than that, I can't wait to cringe all season long!

You sound like you've been touched by wiener hands ...

Do I really? I was honestly just typing my opinions, but I guess I got a little carried away.

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Jul 2, 2016 10:31 PM

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Holy shit, I got a lot of giggles out of this episode. An Anime that's able to make me laugh that much in one episode deserves an award.

I'm quite liking this so far despite it being completely stupid and the overuse of dick jokes. Seiyuu cast is the most impressive I've seen since Osomatsu-san. Really happy to have an entire cast of seiyuu I already like. Hnnng Shoutan music ♥

Potsuu said:
Am I the only one who got the Climbing bar scene? That was golden and only a few people can get that.

Explanation please!

BGMaxie said:
I wanna see SuzuKen soon, not too many roles this season for him D:

So excited to meet his character. He hasn't voiced many people recently ;_;

Cygne said:
What the fuck.

Why.

To whom is this show geared?

me

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Jul 2, 2016 10:41 PM

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this one is so hella funny i was crying half the time the ep ran...
the last part where renren tried to make them realize they should censor "chinko" was so hilarious XD

there wasn't anything cringey tbh, i don't think kanade even understands the adult implications of "dating". what he's shown so far were traits apparently taught to him by his parents/mom? heck he even did the right thing not telling kaho his name because at that point she was a stranger :/ i can't wait for the next ep!!

Jul 2, 2016 10:47 PM

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I can't tell if this is a joke or if it's serious about everything...

Jul 2, 2016 11:02 PM

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I considered picking this up for laughs, but I didn't really laugh so guess not.

These "kids" are awfully obsessed with their junk... seriously, rubbing it against the poles? =.="

Jul 2, 2016 11:23 PM

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This was so weird that I was laughing my ass off.

Probably going to be my guilty pleasure B) Deen you did guuuud.

Jul 2, 2016 11:34 PM

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It's like they took a girl what was supposed to be in a shoujo anime and put it in Daily lives of Highschool Boys, except that they're 5th grades. Granted, her clutzy, innocent & overthinking personality is pretty far from what I'd expect the usual shoujo MC.

Seeing 3 bishies sliding down on those poles in those shorts with high socks - oh boyz, I was cringing, and laughing at the same time - the fuck did I just watch? Heck, they even named one of the guys Gin, who's voiced by Gintoki's VA. Seems no anime with Tomokazu Sugita is gonna be cringe comedy free :D Also, his deep voice is like "wtf" when you think that it's a 5th grader voice, albeit that looks like a highschooler.

I don't...I don't even know anymore...this show caught me off guard, but I know one thing though - I'll definitely be watching this :P

Jul 2, 2016 11:44 PM

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What the hell did I just watch? Oh, god...
This is so weird, he's like 1 feet taller than her and still a primary school, Kaho just looks like the kid he should be lol.
I don't know why but I want to watch episode 2.

I'm not gonna lie this was weird. Will watch more to know. The jokes are kinda funny.

Ritshiro said:
Hahahahahaha wtf was that!! Chinko jokes everywhere LOL + glasses "kid" with that voice

Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t care.

Jul 3, 2016 12:26 AM

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CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING. If this turns out to be a self aware parody, I'm gonna like this.

"People die when they are killed" - Emiya Shirou

Jul 3, 2016 12:32 AM

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Hmm. I don't really drop much anime unless it's really bad, and I feel that this could be one of them. I'll at least wait for episode 2 & 3 to see if it's changed in a good way.

Jul 3, 2016 12:39 AM

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Mayuka said:

Potsuu said:
Am I the only one who got the Climbing bar scene? That was golden and only a few people can get that.

Explanation please!

It involves something that starts with M, and ends with asturbation. I cant remember what anime or manga i got this reference from, but at the end of episode 1 where they count how many words they weren't supposed to say on tv , it was also mentioned, hinting the joke behind it.

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Jul 3, 2016 12:43 AM

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When i first heard this anime announcement with the synopsis i thought this was going to be a normal shoujo romance...Now it feels more like a reverse harem/fujoshi stuff...

Never judge a book by its synopsis...;_;

Jul 3, 2016 1:05 AM

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why's the guy voiced by sugita gotta be named gin im gonna die

wow gay

Jul 3, 2016 1:09 AM

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Um... This was... What?

"I lost all of what you could call feelings of love. They weren't sealed, so they can't be released. They weren't broken, so they can't be fixed. That which is lost, cannot be recovered." Shiba Tatsuya
"There are no regrets. If one can be proud of one's life, one should not wish for another chance." Saber
"No matter what happens, no matter how crazy things get, I'll always try to restore balance." Korra
"It's madness to let others take what's yours and accept it blindly." Baatar Jr
"Instinct is a lie, told by a fearful body, hoping to be wrong." Zaheer
"Partner in crime, partner in time" Chloe Price and Max Caulfield

Jul 3, 2016 1:30 AM

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Well to be honest the mc is kinda cute , I think I will watcth more of it to see more of her.

Jul 3, 2016 2:14 AM

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Illegal...in the actual sense of the word. Who in the world came up with this ridicilousness?

Jul 3, 2016 2:15 AM

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This shit was more of a mindfuck than a psychological thriller.

I physically cannot comprehend how these dudes are fully grown teenagers body-wise, but have the mental capacity of 5th graders. Like it literally makes no sense. And it's not an illusion or anything since they're straight up standing next to their 3ft tall classmates.

Shit. Was. Weird.

Though I got 24 mins of Yui Horie's goddess tier voice.

Jul 3, 2016 2:22 AM

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~rolls eyes~ so much hate for the first episode people need to calm down and give it at least 3 more episodes before insulting it :/

As for me I definitely enjoyed it a lot 10/10 :33

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Jul 3, 2016 2:24 AM

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-Janet said:
~rolls eyes~ so much hate for the first episode people need to calm down and give it at least 3 more episodes before insulting it :/

i feel that this show won't appeal to most people since it has a lot of childish humour and is solely based around bishounen/seiyuu so only a few fandoms would be really into it (i'm into it lmao)

Jul 3, 2016 2:24 AM

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Atsushi, I have found your friends. Come to this anime and joins the fun. XD

Jul 3, 2016 2:38 AM

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Mayuka said:

-Janet said:
~rolls eyes~ so much hate for the first episode people need to calm down and give it at least 3 more episodes before insulting it :/

i feel that this show won't appeal to most people since it has a lot of childish humour and is solely based around bishounen/seiyuu so only a few fandoms would be really into it (i'm into it lmao)

I can understand if the male audience decides to drop the series for the bishounen/seiyuu but if the reason is cause they can't deal with the childish humor well then that's dumb. If people can handle anime like Food wars where the character has an orgasm while eating something they enjoyed ( which btw is weird ) then they can handle Hatsukoi Monster.

Jul 3, 2016 2:39 AM

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Hey, let's suppose that, Kaho is 18....wouldn't that make her a pedophile? xD
I dropped the show because it's weird. Primary school kids looking like adults...

Jul 3, 2016 2:40 AM

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-Janet said:

Mayuka said:

i feel that this show won't appeal to most people since it has a lot of childish humour and is solely based around bishounen/seiyuu so only a few fandoms would be really into it (i'm into it lmao)

I can understand if the male audience decides to drop the series for the bishounen/seiyuu but if the reason is cause they can't deal with the childish humor well then that's dumb. If people can handle anime like Food wars where the character has an organism while eating something they enjoyed ( which btw is weird ) then they can handle Hatsukoi Monster.

ah, i guess for hatsumon, it's because all of the guys are elementary school kids. a lot of people complained about that in super lovers too.

the orgasm stuff in food wars is aimed towards males and there are more males who watch anime so :/

Jul 3, 2016 2:51 AM

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Mayuka said:

-Janet said:

I can understand if the male audience decides to drop the series for the bishounen/seiyuu but if the reason is cause they can't deal with the childish humor well then that's dumb. If people can handle anime like Food wars where the character has an organism while eating something they enjoyed ( which btw is weird ) then they can handle Hatsukoi Monster.

ah, i guess for hatsumon, it's because all of the guys are elementary school kids. a lot of people complained about that in super lovers too.

the orgasm stuff in food wars is aimed towards males and there are more males who watch anime so :/

I mean who cares if the characters are in elementary, people should look pass that and enjoy the anime ( just like we are ). Ah are you talking about the age gap between Haru and Ren?

You would be surprise how many females I've come across who love Food Wars Mayuka-chan. I just wanna be clear I might've not enjoyed Food Wars but that doesn't mean I hate it I just don't understand why people would say Hatsukoi's werid when half of the things that happen in Food Wars are unexplainable.

Jul 3, 2016 2:56 AM

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-Janet said:

Mayuka said:

ah, i guess for hatsumon, it's because all of the guys are elementary school kids. a lot of people complained about that in super lovers too.

the orgasm stuff in food wars is aimed towards males and there are more males who watch anime so :/

I mean who cares if the characters are in elementary, people should look pass that and enjoy the anime ( just like we are ). Ah are you talking about the age gap between Haru and Ren?

You would be surprise how many females I've come across who love Food Wars Mayuka-chan. I just wanna be clear I might've not enjoyed Food Wars but that doesn't mean I hate it I just don't understand why people would say Hatsukoi's werid when half of the things that happen in Food Wars are unexplainable.

Yeah, a lot of people were bothered by the age gap (including me) since it's kinda similar to Boku no Pico

I also like Food Wars (not for the orgasm scenes). But I think more of the hate is coming from the guys in this thread, so it's understandable. Dunno why they picked it up when it's in the synopsis lol