| I swear nothing makes me laugh harder than seeing random strangers put their shirts over their noses and lamenting to their friends just how much it stinks like shit. For instance if I'm at the library by myself and there's a table of strangers next to me. I silently explode from my ass and am already giggling hard from anticipation. I can barely control myself when I hear someone at their table say "Aww man, it really stinks bro!" They're laughing about it and playfully blaming it on one of their friends, little do they know the multiple fiber one bars I had a couple of hours are ago are just beginning to fuel my explosions. After the 10th eruption in 10 minutes the fabric of their friendship is beginning to unwind, hurling accusations at each other and telling each other to "seriously stop fucking farting I can't even concentrate". Deny, deny, deny. That's the strategy over there. They'll never even notice me slightly lifting up my right leg and leaning a bit to the left to fire off another blast with 100% accuracy. Nothing is funnier than this. What about you? Do you think this kind of thing is funny? Do you think farts in general are funny? |
| You're evil. |
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| Unlike most barbarians on this site, I'm actually quite civilized. |
| I think people are melodramatic when it comes to gas. It's honestly not as worse as those random stinky egg bombs or whatever you call them that people do on the bus or in class. |
| You pig. |
| Disgusting :/ There's a time and place for everything~ |
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| You aren't getting rid of that frat boy impression some of us have of you. |
 I love Christine "If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. He will put some things behind, will pass an invisible boundary; In proportion as he simplifies his life, the laws of the universe will appear less complex, and solitude will not be solitude, nor poverty poverty, nor weakness weakness." - Henry David Thoreau |
| I like doing it in gondolas with people because they then also have no way to escape from it |
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| Farts are great. What's not to like? |
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| Long time no see, O great overlord Okazaki93 |
 Nico- said: Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite |
| haha seriously ? |
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| Little do you know, I'm always there observing your farting antics knowing it was you, and shaming you. Okazaki, you are not uncaught... |
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| Give this guy a medal |
Oxalias said: farts don't have hands Maybe to the untrained fart master |
| assuming this isn't some pasta (cbf to look it up), I'd be interested to see where you fall on the autistic spectrum, O.P. |
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| My roommate farted into the blankets and covered it so that when I got back I took the full load. |
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| What about you? Do you think this kind of thing is funny? Dude you're a legend HAHA. Nice talent, 10/10 would bang. It's funny to a certain extent I guess? Do you think farts in general are funny? I fart on my friends hand, back and even the face once. Its funny if they didn't took it seriously. |
Xari said: My roommate farted into the blankets and covered it so that when I got back I took the full load. Ah the classic Dutch oven...sounds like some great execution |
RedTie47 said: It's kinda embarrassing but I guess it can be funny. Only embarrassing if you get caught, son |
| Please don't...... |
 gettttt dunked on!!!!!! |
| How old are you? 10? |
hoopla123 said: Unlike most barbarians on this site, I'm actually quite civilized. u still fart m8 |
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| dont know , my neighbors are like that but i am not i think its fucking retarded to fart for harassing others and even laugh at it after |
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Mischievous said: mayukachan said: How old are you? 10? Older thn u |
| the silent ones are the best they'll never know who done it, and it's 5x potent |
Okazaki93 said: Mischievous said: Older thn u |
Zivith said: hoopla123 said: Unlike most barbarians on this site, I'm actually quite civilized. u still fart m8 Ain't that just the way |
| What if they know it's you? |
| Yes, especially if your target is eating. xD and their reaction.. |
| OOOHHHH... It is the most beautiful thing in the world |
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| i laughed at the topic, so yea, i think it's funny lol |
| I tried farting so my friends could suffer, but I'm the one who ended up suffering since I accidentally crapped myself. |
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| Farts are gross. I'd much rather watch someone suffer at the hands of my one-liners. |
| My brother farted in his blanket. There was a moth in his blanket. The moth died. And also, I love you OP. |
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, [/i]By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!'' ~Oscar |
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McGibletz said: I tried farting so my friends could suffer, but I'm the one who ended up suffering since I accidentally crapped myself. Gotta be careful of that my friend. geniobastardo said: My brother farted in his blanket. There was a moth in his blanket. The moth died. And also, I love you OP. Luv u 2 |
Okazaki93 said: McGibletz said: I tried farting so my friends could suffer, but I'm the one who ended up suffering since I accidentally crapped myself. Gotta be careful of that my friend. geniobastardo said: My brother farted in his blanket. There was a moth in his blanket. The moth died. And also, I love you OP. Luv u 2 😂😂 |
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Okazaki93 said: Luv u 2 OMG SENPAI NOTEASED ME!! |
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, [/i]By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!'' ~Oscar |
| The biggest mystery of life is why do we like the smell of our own farts. I was sitting next to my friend and couldn't stop silent farting. It was hilarious because he was like "fucking hell that stinks wtf?" |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
Mr_Mantis said: The biggest mystery of life is why do we like the smell of our own farts. I was sitting next to my friend and couldn't stop silent farting. It was hilarious because he was like "fucking hell that stinks wtf?" My farts smell objectively good |
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