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Does anyone else think it's really funny when other people suffer at the hands of your fart?

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Oct 8, 2015 11:48 AM
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I swear nothing makes me laugh harder than seeing random strangers put their shirts over their noses and lamenting to their friends just how much it stinks like shit.

For instance if I'm at the library by myself and there's a table of strangers next to me. I silently explode from my ass and am already giggling hard from anticipation. I can barely control myself when I hear someone at their table say "Aww man, it really stinks bro!" They're laughing about it and playfully blaming it on one of their friends, little do they know the multiple fiber one bars I had a couple of hours are ago are just beginning to fuel my explosions.

After the 10th eruption in 10 minutes the fabric of their friendship is beginning to unwind, hurling accusations at each other and telling each other to "seriously stop fucking farting I can't even concentrate". Deny, deny, deny. That's the strategy over there. They'll never even notice me slightly lifting up my right leg and leaning a bit to the left to fire off another blast with 100% accuracy.

Nothing is funnier than this.

What about you? Do you think this kind of thing is funny? Do you think farts in general are funny?
Oct 8, 2015 11:49 AM
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You're evil.

Oct 8, 2015 11:50 AM
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:( No, I hate smelling peoples burps as well
Oct 8, 2015 11:52 AM
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Oct 8, 2015 11:52 AM
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I think people are melodramatic when it comes to gas. It's honestly not as worse as those random stinky egg bombs or whatever you call them that people do on the bus or in class.
Oct 8, 2015 11:59 AM
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You pig.
Oct 8, 2015 12:04 PM
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Disgusting :/
There's a time and place for everything~
Oct 8, 2015 12:06 PM
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You aren't getting rid of that frat boy impression some of us have of you.
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Oct 8, 2015 12:10 PM
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I like doing it in gondolas with people because they then also have no way to escape from it
Oct 8, 2015 12:16 PM

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Farts are great. What's not to like?
Oct 8, 2015 12:46 PM

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Long time no see, O great overlord Okazaki93
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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
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Oct 8, 2015 12:47 PM

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haha seriously ?
Oct 8, 2015 12:49 PM

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Little do you know, I'm always there observing your farting antics knowing it was you, and shaming you. Okazaki, you are not uncaught...
Oct 8, 2015 12:49 PM
Oct 8, 2015 12:50 PM

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Give this guy a medal
Oct 8, 2015 5:30 PM

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Oxalias said:
farts don't have hands


Maybe to the untrained fart master
Oct 8, 2015 5:31 PM

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assuming this isn't some pasta (cbf to look it up), I'd be interested to see where you fall on the autistic spectrum, O.P.
Oct 8, 2015 5:37 PM
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slow down, satan
Oct 8, 2015 6:14 PM

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My roommate farted into the blankets and covered it so that when I got back I took the full load.

Oct 8, 2015 6:18 PM

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What about you? Do you think this kind of thing is funny?

Dude you're a legend HAHA. Nice talent, 10/10 would bang. It's funny to a certain extent I guess?

Do you think farts in general are funny?

I fart on my friends hand, back and even the face once. Its funny if they didn't took it seriously.
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Oct 8, 2015 6:22 PM

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Xari said:
My roommate farted into the blankets and covered it so that when I got back I took the full load.


Ah the classic Dutch oven...sounds like some great execution
Oct 8, 2015 6:23 PM
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It's kinda embarrassing but I guess it can be funny.
Oct 8, 2015 8:06 PM

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RedTie47 said:
It's kinda embarrassing but I guess it can be funny.


Only embarrassing if you get caught, son
Oct 8, 2015 8:07 PM

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Please don't......

gettttt dunked on!!!!!!
Oct 8, 2015 8:08 PM

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How old are you? 10?
Oct 8, 2015 8:10 PM
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no i actually feel shame when my fart smells very bad
Oct 8, 2015 8:12 PM

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hoopla123 said:
Unlike most barbarians on this site, I'm actually quite civilized.


u still fart m8
Oct 8, 2015 8:27 PM
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ios said:
no i actually feel shame when my fart smells very bad


i can only picture somebody wanting to commit some sort of seppuku when you said that
Oct 8, 2015 8:41 PM

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dont know , my neighbors are like that but i am not

i think its fucking retarded to fart for harassing others and even laugh at it after
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Oct 8, 2015 8:41 PM
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mayukachan said:
How old are you? 10?
Oct 8, 2015 8:54 PM

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Mischievous said:
mayukachan said:
How old are you? 10?


Older thn u
Oct 8, 2015 8:59 PM

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the silent ones are the best
they'll never know who done it, and it's 5x potent

Oct 8, 2015 9:00 PM
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Okazaki93 said:
Mischievous said:


Older thn u


Stahp
Oct 8, 2015 9:00 PM

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Okazaki93 said:
Mischievous said:


Older thn u

Oct 8, 2015 10:16 PM

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Zivith said:
hoopla123 said:
Unlike most barbarians on this site, I'm actually quite civilized.


u still fart m8


Ain't that just the way
Oct 8, 2015 10:29 PM

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What if they know it's you?
Oct 8, 2015 10:43 PM

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Yes, especially if your target is eating. xD

and their reaction..

Oct 8, 2015 10:45 PM

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OOOHHHH... It is the most beautiful thing in the world
Oct 8, 2015 11:50 PM

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i laughed at the topic, so yea, i think it's funny lol
Oct 8, 2015 11:51 PM

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I tried farting so my friends could suffer, but I'm the one who ended up suffering since I accidentally crapped myself.
Oct 8, 2015 11:55 PM

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Farts are gross.

I'd much rather watch someone suffer at the hands of my one-liners.
Oct 9, 2015 12:54 AM

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My brother farted in his blanket. There was a moth in his blanket. The moth died.

And also, I love you OP.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
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Oct 9, 2015 1:03 AM

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Oct 9, 2015 10:44 AM

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McGibletz said:
I tried farting so my friends could suffer, but I'm the one who ended up suffering since I accidentally crapped myself.


Gotta be careful of that my friend.

geniobastardo said:
My brother farted in his blanket. There was a moth in his blanket. The moth died.

And also, I love you OP.


Luv u 2
Oct 9, 2015 10:46 AM

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Okazaki93 said:
McGibletz said:
I tried farting so my friends could suffer, but I'm the one who ended up suffering since I accidentally crapped myself.


Gotta be careful of that my friend.

geniobastardo said:
My brother farted in his blanket. There was a moth in his blanket. The moth died.

And also, I love you OP.


Luv u 2


😂😂
Oct 9, 2015 10:50 AM

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Okazaki93 said:


Luv u 2


OMG SENPAI NOTEASED ME!!
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Oct 9, 2015 10:55 AM

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The biggest mystery of life is why do we like the smell of our own farts.

I was sitting next to my friend and couldn't stop silent farting.

It was hilarious because he was like "fucking hell that stinks wtf?"
Trance said:
I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man.
Oct 9, 2015 12:13 PM

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Mr_Mantis said:
The biggest mystery of life is why do we like the smell of our own farts.

I was sitting next to my friend and couldn't stop silent farting.

It was hilarious because he was like "fucking hell that stinks wtf?"


My farts smell objectively good

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