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Mar 4, 2015 7:28 PM
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I've been pondering this question for a while. Just wanted to hear if you guys do or not.
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Mar 4, 2015 7:28 PM
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i eat your mom in the shower

no
Mar 4, 2015 7:28 PM
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I eat your mom's pussy in the shower.
Mar 4, 2015 7:29 PM
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deanzel said:
I eat your mom's pussy in the shower.
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i eat your mom in the shower

no
fuck i was going to say this
Mar 4, 2015 7:29 PM
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Wat
Mar 4, 2015 7:29 PM
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Why the hell would someone do that? I don't. I know a woman that brushes her teeth in the shower though.

Also all these momma jokes lately are making me wanna...


Mar 4, 2015 7:30 PM
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how would I use utensils

not everything I eat is finger food
Mar 4, 2015 7:30 PM
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How?
Mar 4, 2015 7:30 PM
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Who doesn't?
Mar 4, 2015 7:32 PM

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No, but sometimes I drink soda. It's pretty nice having a cold beverage in a hot shower.
Assume nothing, expect everything.

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Mar 4, 2015 7:36 PM

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No lol but sometimes i chew gum
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Mar 4, 2015 7:37 PM

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Morgan said:
Wat
Mar 4, 2015 7:37 PM

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I like keeping a bottle of water nearby, but that's about it.
Mar 4, 2015 7:38 PM

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dinesj21 said:
I like keeping a bottle of water nearby, but that's about it.

>is in shower
>drinks bottled water
Assume nothing, expect everything.

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If the King does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?
Mar 4, 2015 7:43 PM

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Crystic said:
dinesj21 said:
I like keeping a bottle of water nearby, but that's about it.

>is in shower
>drinks bottled water

Drinking shower water doesn't sound that great. :P
Mar 4, 2015 7:44 PM

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Yeah, and I also shit on the kitchen counter.

Mar 4, 2015 7:45 PM

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No I don't though reminds me of the topic about shitting in the shower.
Mar 4, 2015 7:46 PM

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That sounds gross.
Mar 4, 2015 7:47 PM

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yes, I shit there too, saving time is the top priority
Mar 4, 2015 7:47 PM

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Eat what? The bewty? If so then yes. Food ew no.
Mar 4, 2015 7:53 PM

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only cookies
Mar 4, 2015 7:53 PM

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no, I do my thinking in the shower

Mar 4, 2015 7:55 PM
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PoeticJustice said:
Eat what? The bewty? If so then yes. Food ew no.

Analingus in the shower? Bruh, you need to live a little more dangerously and attack dat bewty whenever and wherever.

YOLO
Mar 4, 2015 8:05 PM
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I can imagine eating in the bath since those are long and calm, but aren't showers quick and splashy? How do you eat?
Mar 4, 2015 8:06 PM

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no. I don't even know how you manage to eat in the showers..
Mar 4, 2015 8:06 PM

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the fuck?
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Mar 4, 2015 8:07 PM

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Who the hell eats in the shower? I want to know.


Mar 4, 2015 8:08 PM

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gissellebatista said:
Who the hell eats in the shower? I want to know.
I do.

Mar 4, 2015 8:19 PM

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Noo



Mar 4, 2015 8:20 PM

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This is even worse than skyping in the shower

Mar 4, 2015 8:21 PM

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Nooo

( ・᷄ㅂ・᷅ )

I do not.
Mar 4, 2015 8:23 PM

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Sometimes when I'm trying to sober up, I'll eat a cheeseburger while taking a shower.
Mar 4, 2015 8:24 PM

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Nvortex said:
Sometimes when I'm trying to sober up, I'll eat a cheeseburger while taking a shower.

Why a cheeseburger?
Mar 4, 2015 8:24 PM

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One of the oddest questions I've seen.
Nope, never tried eating in the shower before o__O
Mar 4, 2015 8:25 PM

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I do the opposite and brush muh teeth.
Mar 4, 2015 8:26 PM

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Astros477 said:
Nvortex said:
Sometimes when I'm trying to sober up, I'll eat a cheeseburger while taking a shower.

Why a cheeseburger?

Greasy food is good for soaking up alcohol. Cheeseburgers are usually the greasiest food I can put together while drunk.
Mar 4, 2015 8:28 PM

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Does taking chunks out of yourself count?
Mar 4, 2015 8:32 PM

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if you put the food in a ziploc bag it won't get wet
Mar 4, 2015 8:35 PM

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kyle said:
if you put the food in a ziploc bag it won't get wet
k then how will you consume it
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No, i only have beverages in the shower.
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Mar 4, 2015 8:43 PM

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No, I only like my meatballs spicy
Mar 4, 2015 8:47 PM
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Will admit to eating while on the toilet before. Have never ate whilst showering though.
Mar 4, 2015 8:47 PM

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I only cry in the shower, so no.
Mar 4, 2015 8:48 PM

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Nvortex said:
Greasy food is good for soaking up alcohol. Cheeseburgers are usually the greasiest food I can put together while drunk.

Interesting, didn't know that.
Mar 4, 2015 8:48 PM

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LAOG said:
I only cry in the shower, so no.

Eat your tears.
Mar 4, 2015 8:50 PM

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Consequent said:
LAOG said:
I only cry in the shower, so no.

Eat your tears.
Well tears are a fluid, so that's more of a drink, and not food.
Mar 4, 2015 8:51 PM

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LAOG said:
Consequent said:

Eat your tears.
Well tears are a fluid, so that's more of a drink, and not food.

Shhhh. I know what I said.
Mar 4, 2015 9:00 PM

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Wait, this question could be too deep for understanding. We need to delve deeper into this symbolism of "eating in the shower". So, we know that showers involve water, so the pouring of water onto someone's head can also be seen as a baptism. Since baptisms are usually used in literature to symbolize the changing of the character's personality or life, we can safely say that the shower shows a change. Now we must analyze the eating portion. In olden days, to eat with someone means that one must trust that person to not give poisoned or rotten food. Therefore, eating can be analyzed as forming a bond or giving someone one's own trust. If there was a situation of two people eating and taking a shower at the same time, then these two people are giving each other their trust and have a change in character, in this case it is their relationship. Thus, as can be seen, this question is not as trivial as it seems but relates to life itself.
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MorePie said:
Wait, this question could be too deep for understanding. We need to delve deeper into this symbolism of "eating in the shower". So, we know that showers involve water, so the pouring of water onto someone's head can also be seen as a baptism. Since baptisms are usually used in literature to symbolize the changing of the character's personality or life, we can safely say that the shower shows a change. Now we must analyze the eating portion. In olden days, to eat with someone means that one must trust that person to not give poisoned or rotten food. Therefore, eating can be analyzed as forming a bond or giving someone one's own trust. If there was a situation of two people eating and taking a shower at the same time, then these two people are giving each other their trust and have a change in character, in this case it is their relationship. Thus, as can be seen, this question is not as trivial as it seems but relates to life itself.


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MorePie said:
Wait, this question could be too deep for understanding. We need to delve deeper into this symbolism of "eating in the shower". So, we know that showers involve water, so the pouring of water onto someone's head can also be seen as a baptism. Since baptisms are usually used in literature to symbolize the changing of the character's personality or life, we can safely say that the shower shows a change. Now we must analyze the eating portion. In olden days, to eat with someone means that one must trust that person to not give poisoned or rotten food. Therefore, eating can be analyzed as forming a bond or giving someone one's own trust. If there was a situation of two people eating and taking a shower at the same time, then these two people are giving each other their trust and have a change in character, in this case it is their relationship. Thus, as can be seen, this question is not as trivial as it seems but relates to life itself.
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