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Jul 22, 2014 10:15 PM

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Write any leader's name on it.
Cause of death: Vengeance for killing another leader.

See the war.

Just picture this with Shimon Peres, Obama, Putin...
Jul 22, 2014 10:38 PM

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i do not know yet maybe i would keep it in my house or sell it also i thought that in order to use the death note you have to see the person's face just having their name is not enough
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Jul 22, 2014 10:54 PM

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I would become a hitman and kill whoever the client wants to kill, for a fee of course.
Jul 28, 2014 12:13 AM

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watashi_watashi said:
If I could kill every convicted felon with the notebook then I would. It would have to be for crimes that are felonies and not misdemeanors that are easily reconcilable. Rapists, murderers, pedophiles, psychopaths, terrorists, it does not matter. They are no longer human when they decide to destroy someones life. By commiting these acts they forfiet the right to be alive.

Would I use the Death Note? You are damn right I would.
I salute you sir. to many pushovers give these monsters not only free living conditions, but often turn them back into society for them to do it again... with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. We dont even do hard labor anymore...


There's a huge difference between a pedophile and a child molester.
Jul 28, 2014 12:19 AM

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Term it to be overrated, just like the anime.
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Idc if you think its weird, I have a life and friends and an income of money.

Jul 28, 2014 12:31 AM

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Write my name in it so I don't lose it.
Jul 28, 2014 12:45 AM
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I would pick it up just so I could see Ryuk and annoy the crap out of him.
Jul 28, 2014 12:46 AM

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make the world panic by killing every presdent/king in every country/kingdom in this world.
Jul 28, 2014 12:58 AM

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Read it, duh.
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Jul 28, 2014 1:04 AM

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Nidhoeggr said:
Read it, duh.


A real page turner, I'm sure. What do you do if you find your own name in there?
Jul 28, 2014 1:20 AM

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Write my name in it so people know its mine.
Jul 28, 2014 2:37 AM
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Jul 28, 2014 2:45 AM

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That's a good question... I would pick it up, but it's not like I want to kill someone or so, I would just keep it that's all :D
Jul 28, 2014 3:22 AM

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Kill some mangaka whichs long running manga I do not care about but is pretty damn popular and enjoy the suffering of the fanbase that will never see the end of the manga they have been possibly reading for over a decade. The author of game of thrones is very tempting too but I do care about that piece of work...

Also Gaben. Half Life 3 will never happen.

Then Id write my own name in it, but put the date when it happens so far into the future that it will grand me a VERY long life. It would also be a spectacular death as it involves the whole earth being destroyed and everyone dying with me. At least gotta have fun while dying.
Jul 28, 2014 3:58 AM

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Would kill all MAL users
Jul 28, 2014 5:42 AM

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My enemies will die in a sea of blood and fire, after that comes world chaos and anarchy, then I become the supreme ruler of this world, :D




Jul 28, 2014 6:32 AM

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Burn it with along with every copy of Death Note.
"You know what they say about he who hesitates in war? He who hesitates is lost."
Jul 28, 2014 6:50 AM

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I would do the same as Kira. Rule the world with my own Justice and kill all evil so I am the only evil left.
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Jul 28, 2014 7:05 AM

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I would abuse it for my own personal gain without getting caught
Jul 28, 2014 7:09 AM

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I would use it as my diary. <3

And then reduce it into ashes. :3
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Jul 28, 2014 7:37 AM

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Brynhildr said:
I would use it as my diary. <3


omg what xD
Jul 28, 2014 7:47 AM

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I'm pretty sure If you use the DN you don't go to heaven sooo... I don't think its worth it.
Jul 28, 2014 8:32 AM

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destroy the republican party
Jul 28, 2014 10:32 AM

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Be the God of the New World but flee from Japan so that I don't get caught







Jul 28, 2014 10:36 AM

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pLaguE_ said:
I'd kill all the MAL users including myself.



Sad story i hate you :)
Jul 28, 2014 10:38 AM
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i'd use it personally
Jul 28, 2014 10:49 AM
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I would pick it up and use it as kind of firewood for the funnel.

No human being should have the power to be the god of life and death.
Jul 28, 2014 10:54 AM

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Make a ton of people die of dysentery. JK, I wouldn't kill anyone because I'm not an asshole like Light.
Jul 28, 2014 2:47 PM

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Write all the SAO creators and fans names and watch that garbage vanish from the anime world :) I'd be doing the world a favor *laughs like Light*

Getting all the faces is gonna take a while though
Jul 28, 2014 3:04 PM
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I would use it to rid of the bad people in the world and not try to exploit myself as being a god of the world and cleansing it.
Jul 28, 2014 3:37 PM

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If I got it I can be 100% sure there won't be enough pages for all the writing I'll do
Jul 28, 2014 3:55 PM

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kill all the bullys at school and then only use it to kill really bad criminals (terrorists, some american politicians, rapers etc)
Jul 28, 2014 5:17 PM

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Kill a bunch of people I frigging hate.
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Jul 28, 2014 11:34 PM

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JD2411 said:
kill all the bullys at school and then only use it to kill really bad criminals (terrorists, some american politicians, rapers etc)


Which is what Light attempted to do in the beginning




I would use it as kindle, honestly.

Jul 28, 2014 11:37 PM

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I would use it as much as necessary. Getting rid of some people sounds appealing to me.
Jul 29, 2014 2:53 AM

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Death Note has an infinite number of pages right? I'd use it to start a toilet paper company.
Jul 29, 2014 3:04 AM
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Kill God.
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Jul 29, 2014 11:41 PM

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burn it
Jul 30, 2014 12:52 AM

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baki502 said:
Kill some mangaka whichs long running manga I do not care about but is pretty damn popular and enjoy the suffering of the fanbase that will never see the end of the manga they have been possibly reading for over a decade. The author of game of thrones is very tempting too but I do care about that piece of work...

Also Gaben. Half Life 3 will never happen.

Then Id write my own name in it, but put the date when it happens so far into the future that it will grand me a VERY long life. It would also be a spectacular death as it involves the whole earth being destroyed and everyone dying with me. At least gotta have fun while dying.


That breaks two different rules of the death note. You can't write your own name in it and if a death would be deemed impossible the victim would only die from a heart attack anyway.
Jul 30, 2014 2:08 AM

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Drunk_Samurai said:
baki502 said:
Kill some mangaka whichs long running manga I do not care about but is pretty damn popular and enjoy the suffering of the fanbase that will never see the end of the manga they have been possibly reading for over a decade. The author of game of thrones is very tempting too but I do care about that piece of work...

Also Gaben. Half Life 3 will never happen.

Then Id write my own name in it, but put the date when it happens so far into the future that it will grand me a VERY long life. It would also be a spectacular death as it involves the whole earth being destroyed and everyone dying with me. At least gotta have fun while dying.


That breaks two different rules of the death note. You can't write your own name in it and if a death would be deemed impossible the victim would only die from a heart attack anyway.


Well If the Death Note is that much of a useless piece of shit Id just join Nikoka and make a toilet paper company with him. Infinite Pages, yay!
Jul 30, 2014 2:10 AM

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Kill you. Just kidding :) or not...
Jul 30, 2014 2:17 AM

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Kill a few youtubers. You know the ones who have above 20 million subscribers? flame wall activated

But seriously? I would probably just use it to kill people a really despise. Why? Cause I'm a Shellfish.
"You either die an Ashita no Joe, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Naruto."
Jul 30, 2014 2:44 AM

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LPGeneratorx said:
Kill a few youtubers. You know the ones who have above 20 million subscribers? flame wall activated

But seriously? I would probably just use it to kill people a really despise. Why? Cause I'm a Shellfish.

You hating on pewdiepie mate? Im 12 years old and i'll brofist you to death.
Jul 30, 2014 2:46 AM

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FloatsBoats said:
LPGeneratorx said:
Kill a few youtubers. You know the ones who have above 20 million subscribers? flame wall activated

But seriously? I would probably just use it to kill people a really despise. Why? Cause I'm a Shellfish.

You hating on pewdiepie mate? Im 12 years old and i'll brofist you to death.


Ew... Pewdiepie fans are sooooo immature. I'm a *ahem* mature adult, so I watch more refined youtubers. Like Smosh.
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Jul 30, 2014 2:59 AM
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Too be honest, I'm not sure how useful it would be to me.

With the way the NSA tracks people these days, especially from the internet, I'm not even sure I could get away with something like that anymore lol.

I mean think about it, let's say I were to encounter one and try to use a death note on important people, whether they are criminals, celebrities, or government officials.

What's the first thing I do? I look them up. How do I look them up? From the internet. Let's say for example I wanted to write down all of Congress's names down and leave it at that. So I look every name by name by name, and all go down one by one.

While at first, I would get away with it for how long? A month maybe? But then eventually if I go after others, groups like the NSA or whatever group that will track us down is gonna find out from the views on the site and look up their IP Addresses.

I just feel like that type of thing is not even possible to get away with anymore. Maybe I'm wrong and I'm just being paranoid but I'm very curious how a person could get away with killing people with a death note by using the internet as their source for their killings.
Jul 30, 2014 11:47 AM

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FloatsBoats said:
LPGeneratorx said:
Kill a few youtubers. You know the ones who have above 20 million subscribers? flame wall activated

But seriously? I would probably just use it to kill people a really despise. Why? Cause I'm a Shellfish.

You hating on pewdiepie mate? Im 12 years old and i'll brofist you to death.


Dude, you didn't do it right. This is how a real pewdipie fan comments:
"dud, poodpi iz d bst utber EVR!!! u r jus jelos cuz he haz mor fns dan u!!!! u ll nvr b as gud as poodpi. ill brofist u in2 otter spce u fkin fgt!!!"

Here's the translation experts have provided us by using high tech machinery:
"You either die an Ashita no Joe, or you live long enough to see yourself become a Naruto."
Jul 30, 2014 1:18 PM

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Eat it. Or destroy the thing.

Just to see what happened.
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Jul 30, 2014 1:42 PM

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Darklycan51 said:
I would save it in case someone threatens someone i care for... i wouldn't bother with fixing the world as in a couple of years it would be fucked up again (we're humans after all)

So true.
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Jul 30, 2014 1:57 PM
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Hmm, what I'd do... Well, I doubt I'd use it, but I'm afraid that it might go to my head at some point. Imagine a huge fight and you being absolutely furious and then it gets easier... Well, I don't think I'd destroy it at first but I'd be scared of it everyday.
Jul 30, 2014 2:47 PM

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I'd assume it's a piece of Death Note memorabilia that Hot Topic is selling...

On the real, though, if I hadn't seen Death Note and found something like that lying about, I can't imagine I'd take it very seriously. I probably wouldn't bother keeping it.
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