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Apr 8, 2013 1:34 PM
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this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun
KaimeiApr 8, 2013 1:48 PM
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Apr 8, 2013 1:35 PM
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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Apr 8, 2013 1:36 PM
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Now maybe he'll think twice before eating another poptart.
Apr 8, 2013 1:36 PM
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Lol fat guys hate poptarts
Apr 8, 2013 1:41 PM
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wats the source
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Apr 8, 2013 1:45 PM
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It was a news story on a radio station in my area

also , not trying to be sexist, but the adult was a woman that is a fact.
I'd like to think a man in that situation wouldn't give a damn

side note, I wasn't expecting anyone to reply to this
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Apr 8, 2013 1:58 PM
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Just look at what happened to Nyan cat..
sexual incest in nisomonogatari - no one bats an eye
romance incest in SAO - everyone loses their minds
Apr 8, 2013 2:00 PM
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Ha.Ha.Ha?
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Apr 8, 2013 2:07 PM
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Good riddance, last thing I want to see when I walk down the street is some kid eating a poptart.
That's public indecency!
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Apr 8, 2013 2:26 PM

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I just want to slap some of those suburbian teachers that do this nonsense, good lord, common sense, is it that hard, ask the kid what they are making ffs.


Apr 8, 2013 2:29 PM

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i blame the liberals

Apr 8, 2013 2:37 PM

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Zeally said:
i blame the liberals


Nah it's not the liberals, it's just scared, misinformed, suburbianites who don't know what to do, now that school shootings can hit their upper middle class communities.


Apr 8, 2013 2:37 PM

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Poptarts murdered my family, took my wife, and burned my house down. good riddance!

also news report here if ur curious
Apr 8, 2013 4:02 PM

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LOL ^ thanks I was just about to look for that
Apr 8, 2013 4:05 PM

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Oh man i went to school there for a year, to believe if i was born only a decade later i would have been involved in a pop tart related massacre. Thats a grazed bullet.

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Apr 8, 2013 4:17 PM

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Good for that teacher fighting the good fight against childhood obesity one poptart at a time.
Apr 8, 2013 4:52 PM

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Kaimei said:
this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun


If you really want to fit in, just put Legend of the Galactic Heroes in your top 5 and have it be the only 10-rated anime in your list.
Apr 8, 2013 6:35 PM

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This is ridiculous. I blame the media for convincing people that everything gun related in any shape or form is considered bad.
Apr 8, 2013 6:37 PM

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QuiGonJon said:
Kaimei said:
this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun



lol


Apr 8, 2013 6:42 PM

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QuiGonJon said:
Kaimei said:
this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun



lmao i would not be leaving my house

That like waking up and seeing a cloud give you the finger ,,l,,(-_-),,l,,
be wary of consequences for leaving the house
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Apr 8, 2013 6:43 PM

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SOExclusive said:
QuiGonJon said:
Kaimei said:
this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun



lmao i would not be leaving my house

That like waking up and seeing a cloud give you the finger ,,l,,(-_-),,l,,


Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

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DJIzzyIzzyHitler said:
SOExclusive said:
QuiGonJon said:
Kaimei said:
this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun



lmao i would not be leaving my house

That like waking up and seeing a cloud give you the finger ,,l,,(-_-),,l,,



feel sorry for whoever saw that cloud that day
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Apr 8, 2013 7:19 PM

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I bet the kid did't share his poptart with the teacher so there was a revenge.
Apr 8, 2013 7:22 PM

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Wtf??...over a pop-tart...wow...
Apr 8, 2013 10:33 PM

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link to story or its fake
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Apr 8, 2013 10:47 PM

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DJIzzyIzzyHitler said:
SOExclusive said:
QuiGonJon said:
Kaimei said:
this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun



lmao i would not be leaving my house

That like waking up and seeing a cloud give you the finger ,,l,,(-_-),,l,,



At least they didn't miss anything important in school :l
Apr 9, 2013 4:44 AM

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This is why I don't like this whole Psychology takeover..

people are connecting really unrelated things

"kid makes poptart into a gunshape, HE MUST BE A FUTURE SERIAL KILLER!
Ask the kid if he thought the poptart was really a gun!, because he might be delusional for all we know!"
sexual incest in nisomonogatari - no one bats an eye
romance incest in SAO - everyone loses their minds
Apr 9, 2013 4:46 AM

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Kaimei said:
It was a news story on a radio station in my area

also , not trying to be sexist, but the adult was a woman that is a fact.
I'd like to think a man in that situation wouldn't give a damn

side note, I wasn't expecting anyone to reply to this

I don't think anyone else would have cared, male or woman. That just sounds ridiculous O_o
Apr 9, 2013 5:22 AM

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http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/03/04/watch-boy-suspended-from-school-for-making-gun-out-of-a-pop-tart/ link to story.

And Oh Murica...scared of its own shadow, yet always wanting to bomb someone.
Apr 9, 2013 5:35 AM

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Hoppy said:
QuiGonJon said:
Kaimei said:
this isn't all that recent, but it's so dumb I can't forget it

a little while ago a little kid was eating a poptart , trying to get in into a mountain like
shape, an adult walks by, sees it and decides to kick the kid out of school. why, because it was vaguely shaped like a gun



lol


lol
Apr 9, 2013 6:00 AM

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Welcome to America, where clouds in the shape of guns result in punishment but real guns are legal, you guys need to follow what Australia is doing with gun laws, we have not had a mass shooting in .. well I'll be damned I don't know.

Besides, we don't stick to laws that are over a hundred years old and made to ralle towns in case the British ever decided to attack again so every citizen can defend themselves and bare arms.
Apr 9, 2013 6:25 AM

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That's 'Murica for ya'.
Apr 9, 2013 6:29 AM

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FUCK YEAH 'MURICA
Apr 9, 2013 6:38 AM

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Apr 9, 2013 7:55 AM

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It's quite simple really, Authorities are getting more retarded by the minute.


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Apr 9, 2013 8:12 AM

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I had to Google poptart. Got disgusted afterwards. You see America this is why everyone makes fun of your fatness. How can you eat that shit?

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Apr 9, 2013 9:21 AM

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Kamio-chan said:
Kaimei said:
It was a news story on a radio station in my area

also , not trying to be sexist, but the adult was a woman that is a fact.
I'd like to think a man in that situation wouldn't give a damn

side note, I wasn't expecting anyone to reply to this

I don't think anyone else would have cared, male or woman. That just sounds ridiculous O_o

I don't know. I've heard stories of female teachers who go all psycho over kids using sticks as guns. Women teachers don't seem to understand that play violence is important for the mental development of young boys.
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Apr 9, 2013 10:24 AM

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vbyo said:
Welcome to America, where clouds in the shape of guns result in punishment but real guns are legal, you guys need to follow what Australia is doing with gun laws, we have not had a mass shooting in .. well I'll be damned I don't know.

Besides, we don't stick to laws that are over a hundred years old and made to ralle towns in case the British ever decided to attack again so every citizen can defend themselves and bare arms.


You do have riots however trololololol

Like that real nice one about the life guard a few summers back.
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RedArmyShogun said:
vbyo said:
Welcome to America, where clouds in the shape of guns result in punishment but real guns are legal, you guys need to follow what Australia is doing with gun laws, we have not had a mass shooting in .. well I'll be damned I don't know.

Besides, we don't stick to laws that are over a hundred years old and made to ralle towns in case the British ever decided to attack again so every citizen can defend themselves and bare arms.


You do have riots however trololololol

Like that real nice one about the life guard a few summers back.


Ah yah, I do recall that and stupid islamd protests where we had that kid with sign behead all something against islamd, but still I mean come on we are a much peaceful country and for a country where death is literally on every street corner we're doing pretty bloody good.


I would edit spelling mistakes but I just got up so zero !@$!s given.
Apr 9, 2013 8:49 PM

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vbyo said:


damn you talking mean about my fellow US citizens
Im not fat at all. I do not consider myself very religious.
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Vinter said:
Kamio-chan said:
Kaimei said:
It was a news story on a radio station in my area

also , not trying to be sexist, but the adult was a woman that is a fact.
I'd like to think a man in that situation wouldn't give a damn

side note, I wasn't expecting anyone to reply to this

I don't think anyone else would have cared, male or woman. That just sounds ridiculous O_o

I don't know. I've heard stories of female teachers who go all psycho over kids using sticks as guns. Women teachers don't seem to understand that play violence is important for the mental development of young boys.


who says that play violence is important?
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Apr 9, 2013 8:59 PM

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I'm the only one who had no clue what a pop tart was?



This looks fucking delicious.
Apr 10, 2013 3:03 AM

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Godammit poptart, again?
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SOExclusive said:
Vinter said:
Kamio-chan said:
Kaimei said:
It was a news story on a radio station in my area

also , not trying to be sexist, but the adult was a woman that is a fact.
I'd like to think a man in that situation wouldn't give a damn

side note, I wasn't expecting anyone to reply to this

I don't think anyone else would have cared, male or woman. That just sounds ridiculous O_o

I don't know. I've heard stories of female teachers who go all psycho over kids using sticks as guns. Women teachers don't seem to understand that play violence is important for the mental development of young boys.


who says that play violence is important?
Any nation that wants to have a functional armed forces, or no gender issues pretty much.
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