| So we all know MAL has some unwritten rules. For example: 1) If you like naruto, keep it to yourself. 2) Nobody wants to know if you REALLY like yaoi 3) If you see a thread where eveyone replies "Fapping", theres a good chance the topic has nothing to do with sex or 2D anyone got some? i don't think this is +1 but we shall see |
| If you want to fit in then you have LOGH in your favorites and have it be the only 10 in your list. |
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| Screw the unofficial rules, I have money. |
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| ?) Please don't call yourself an "otaku" ?) Anime are cartoons, get over it. |
| 0a) Refer to Rule No.22 from the start then decide. 0b) On the Internet, and especially on MAL, OP will always be a faggot. 1) If you want to debate, try to fit Immahnoob's opinions. 2) If you want to have fun on MAL, don't forget not to ignore Immahnoob. 3) If Immahnoob insults your argument, run. 4) Don't ever post anything that does not encourage discussion, or Immahnoob will find you (I'm looking at your undies Dainty... Wait...). 5) The IRC Channel is territory only for the Chosen Ones, and other people. 6) Morality will be stabbed in it's heart every time you enter the Internet, but when you enter MAL, you stab it twice. 7) White Knighting is highly forbidden, if you White Knight, you will not stay safe. Please stay safe. 8) The Report button is not for debates, but for other useless things, if a debate is going on, as outrageous as it could be, you will never use the Report function. 9) Guilty Crown, Sword Art Online, Code Geass and similar anime must be kept at 10 so people get offended and get butthurt all over you, and at 1 if you want to fit in, unless you truly liked or disliked respectively, but fitting in still stands. 10) Anime Discussions Board is called "No Discussion Board", there's only listing there, no exceptions. 11) Current Events is called "No-Man's Land", it's dead... 12) Casual Discussions is called "Do whatever the fuck you want". There shall be no off-topic discussions though, clearly, Casual does not mean off-topic! MAMMA MIA EL MODERATOR EST EL DIZIONARIO! 13) "General Discussions" mentions are nostalgic people that got a message from Luna_ saying it'll not be back, no exceptions, even the rule itself is that. 14) Calling yourself an otaku means you're not an otaku most of the times. 15) The News Board is worse than Anime Discussions, but more useful overall. 16) Don't ever ask for mercy or pity on MAL, it's the Internet, you will get pulverized if you deserve it, no exceptions. 17) YOUR FAVORITE ANIME IS SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!. No exceptions 18) Your opinions on series and characters should be kept to yourself, else you'll get raped by MAL members. 19a) If you want to truly fit with the Aristocracy and not the Plebs, immediately put LOTGH and everything about it on your list and favorites, they must have the score of 10. 19b) Inferno Cop is a bonus, but if you have it on your Favorites with LOTGH and at 10, you will become The Autocrat. 20) When you come here with your waifu, you must know, she's ugly as fuck, it's a rule that will never change. Get over it. 21) Mentioning any anime from Rule No.9 will cause a shitstorm. 22) Nobody reads the rules, if it's not sticky, 9 out of 10 won't read the rules. If it's Sticky, 10 out of 10 won't read the rules. No exceptions. 23) Nobody will use the Search function. 24) Because of Rule No.23, most people will repeat the same threads over and over again. 25) Refer to Rule No.24 first, if somebody made a thread, after a few months, the same guy will make the same thread but with a different title. 26) Immahnoob's Suggestions that are valid (like the General Discussion Suggestion), will be refused even if President Obama votes for it. NOTE: President Obama did not vote for his suggestion, but Immahnoob is still a god. 27) If Immahnoob refers to himself as a god, he is simply bored, it's obvious that everybody knows he's a god already. 29) Dubs are for lazy newbies, subtitles are for Hikikomori weaboos, RAW is for the Wapanese/Japanese, choose your side wisely, no exceptions. 30) Having your own opinion on Ecchi/Moe/Fanservice/Harem that is not equal to MAL's opinion of it, you will get raped by MAL members. 31) Oh, you have a Religion? Good luck with that, MAL is atheist. 32) The best threads, are gun threads. Why? Well, first, it's the shitstorm, second it'll call in the moralfags, the cynical teenagers, the want-to-be-trolls, the true trolls, the gun experts, the law or political experts, the feminists and the terrorists. 33) There are a lot more rules, but Immahnoob can't remember them, no exceptions. 34) Bloodcalibur must talk about his girlfriends and sex in every thread. There are exceptions. 35) Every MAL member will be insulted at least once by Bloodcalibur and ridiculized for not having a harem. ??????) You must not obey these rules or this rule, they're a joke after all. |
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IntroverTurtle said: If you want to fit in then you have LOGH in your favorites and have it be the only 10 in your list. Hoho, this is so true. |
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| Your opinions on series and characters should be kept to yourself, else you face prosecution from the majority of MAL. If you genuinely liked Guilty Crown, SAO or Code Geass and gave it a 10, you will be ridiculed and labelled as a person of lesser intelligence. |
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| OH SHIT, I forgot to add Code Geass. But I think people knew the names of the anime anyway. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| -Your favorite anime is shit. |
| Good thread. Everything I could think of immediately has been said already, though. Kuromii said: And rightly so.If you genuinely liked Guilty Crown, SAO or Code Geass and gave it a 10, you will be ridiculed and labelled as a person of lesser intelligence. |
LoneWolf said: @Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian. |
| Thou shalt not partake in the discussion of the liberties of transexualls. |
| -Moe, ecchi and fanservice must be hated, lest you want to be shunned by the community. -Use "inb4", "implying" or ">" if you wish to derail a thread. -Always reply to a topic with a funny remark. No exceptions. -Be cynical. It's cool. -Naruto, One Piece and Bleach are the only shounen and all suck. -Tastes/opinions are subjective only in the case that you're tastes/opinions aren't sh*t. |
on GloriousHawk said: And of their pets or black babies getting baptized and if gay couples should then be allowed to adopt them.Thou shalt not partake in the discussion of the liberties of transexualls. |
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Dunois said: GloriousHawk said: Thou shalt not partake in the discussion of the liberties of transexualls. What? Really? Last year, there was a bunch of troll threads talking about whether transgendered/transexualls should do this, that or the other. |
GloriousHawk said: Dunois said: GloriousHawk said: Thou shalt not partake in the discussion of the liberties of transexualls. What? Really? Last year, there was a bunch of troll threads talking about whether transgendered/transexualls should do this, that or the other. There was another batch of trolls a few weeks ago. Were you around the forums for that fiasco? |
| Don't start topics on how to pick up girls and expect it to be taken seriously |
LithicAnarchy said: GloriousHawk said: Dunois said: GloriousHawk said: Thou shalt not partake in the discussion of the liberties of transexualls. What? Really? Last year, there was a bunch of troll threads talking about whether transgendered/transexualls should do this, that or the other. There was another batch of trolls a few weeks ago. Were you around the forums for that fiasco? Nope. I've been busy for a long while and avoided MAL. I guess I missed out on a lot of fun. |
| Well, fuck you too guys, disrespecting Rule No.2 on MAL. Anyway, my onahole arrived in Italy guys, expect pictures of it sent to you, of course, when it arrives in my city. GloriousHawk said: Nope. I've been busy for a long while and avoided MAL. I guess I missed out on a lot of fun. No, no you didn't. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| Opinions are opinions. If your mean score is above 6 you're a noob, and if it's below 5 you're an elitist and hate anime. Gintama LOTGH, and Monster are the greatest anime in existence. You have no right to criticize a show if you haven't completed it, but if you continue watching a show that you don't like then you're an idiot who only watches it to say how bad it is. |
Immahnoob said: Well, fuck you too guys, disrespecting Rule No.2 on MAL. Anyway, my onahole arrived in Italy guys, expect pictures of it sent to you, of course, when it arrives in my city. GloriousHawk said: Nope. I've been busy for a long while and avoided MAL. I guess I missed out on a lot of fun. No, no you didn't. You didn't enjoy that one guy who said he had an unhealthy obsession with hentai every single time he entered a new thread? I wonder why... |
| It's because I find that unfunny. I want to see some other funny stuff, too bad everybody on MAL left. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
Immahnoob said: It's because I find that unfunny. I want to see some other funny stuff, too bad everybody on MAL left. Yeah, I didn't find it funny either. It actually kinda pissed me off. |
| -Always complain about over-moderation. Immahnoob said: too bad everybody on MAL left. ;_; im still here |
| D: You are, but you're barely here, one person out of two-hundred. But maybe, maybe we can make MAL a better place in time. Nah, it won't work. LithicAnarchy said: Immahnoob said: It's because I find that unfunny. I want to see some other funny stuff, too bad everybody on MAL left. Yeah, I didn't find it funny either. It actually kinda pissed me off. I usually mean funny and intelligent stuff when I'm talking about "trolling". The old definition of trolling was good. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
baseball3b said: Don't start topics on how to pick up girls and expect it to be taken seriously This rule doesn't seem to apply... 8/10 posts on that thread were legit. |
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| The plural of both anime and manga stays the same. |
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| Your waifu is ugly. |
LoneWolf said: @Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian. |
Pkmn said: The plural of both anime and manga stays the same. That's not a rule... It's common sense. |
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YorozuyaGinSan said: Pkmn said: The plural of both anime and manga stays the same. That's not a rule... It's common sense. What's common sense. |
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Akito_Kinomoto said: YorozuyaGinSan said: Pkmn said: The plural of both anime and manga stays the same. That's not a rule... It's common sense. What's common sense. The #1 rule Too bad rules are made to be broken eh? |
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه. mattbenz99 said: Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing |
| 9/10 = decent |
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Stronkman said: And 6/10 horrible will never watch again. 9/10 = decent And finally never rate an anime 10/10 because perfect doesn't exist. |
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Stronkman said: Haha, yeah. Something I see a lot is: "You gave something below an 8? You obviously passionately hate it and wish it was never created."9/10 = decent |
LoneWolf said: @Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian. |
Post-Josh said: Stronkman said: Haha, yeah. Something I see a lot is: "You gave something below an 8? You obviously passionately hate it and wish it was never created."9/10 = decent Do people really say that...? |
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| no gurls allowed |
professor-salt said: no gurls allowed I just noticed your avatar has huge tits. Its kinda hard to tell cause they're cut off at the bottom. You should crop her head out and make room for those tig ol' bitties. |
كنت تهدر وقتك عن طريق ترجمة هذه. mattbenz99 said: Christians and Satanists are technically the same thing |
Immahnoob said: I've been told multiple times that I "obviously" hate something because I gave it a 6 or 5, lol.Do people really say that...? |
LoneWolf said: @Josh makes me sad to call myself Canadian. |
Post-Josh said: Immahnoob said: I've been told multiple times that I "obviously" hate something because I gave it a 6 or 5, lol.Do people really say that...? Hahahaha, that's sad. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| This topic is so depressing. |
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daintybiscuit said: So we all know MAL has some unwritten rules. For example: 1) If you like naruto, keep it to yourself. 2) Nobody wants to know if you REALLY like yaoi 3) If you see a thread where eveyone replies "Fapping", theres a good chance the topic has nothing to do with sex or 2D anyone got some? i don't think this is +1 but we shall see Naruto is fucking awesome and this is a site to discuss anime so I'll do whatever the FUCK I want, bitch cholo! Haha. You ain't mah fucking babysitter. I FUCKING LOVE YAOI, how the fuck do you know if people do or don't want to know my sexual desires, you asshat? Fapping. |
Shoryuuken said: This topic is so depressing. Why is it depressing? I could guess, but I want the truth D:. |
Play League of Legends here! Autocrat said: Hitler was good, objectively. |
| Mentioning SAO will cause a shitstorm |
RandomPerson3 said: Mentioning SAO will cause a shitstorm Added that to the rules on Page 1. I SHOULD BE THE OP. BUT I DIDN'T HAVE THIS IDEA. DAINTY, I HATE YOU. |
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| Sooo....are we trying to point out that this community sucks? |
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Immahnoob said: Shoryuuken said: This topic is so depressing. Why is it depressing? I could guess, but I want the truth D:. ;_; they refused your awesome idea, the only saving grace of this Godforsaken forum. Man it is pretty dead around here lately dont you think? |
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