Another one of my least favorite main characters. We're really on a role this week. (My opinion of him is based solely on the anime, as I can't be bothered to read a manga with an anime adaptation that I hated with a passion)
To begin with, I don't understand Ed's motivation. Apparently, he lost one arm and leg in an attempt to resurrect his mother from the dead. If this had made him a cripple, I might have liked his character. However, in return for his lost limbs, he receives super-powered limbs that he can morph at will and are much more durable than his original limbs. So... basically, he's better off now. :-/ Later on in the anime, we find out that Ed is actually working to return his brother's body back to normal. This seems like a better motivation, but his brother is (for all intents and purposes) an immortal suit of armor. The downside? He lost his sense of touch, and sticks out like a sore thumb.
Let's see... immortality or sense of touch? Which would I rather have?
This is where the series utterly failed for me. It was constantly trying to get me to feel sorry for the two main characters' "tragic" fate, when I felt like they were pretty fortunate, and ungrateful. I mean, sure, they're orphans, and that's sad. But there are plenty of orphans in the world. Most of them don't have mad haxxor alchemist powers.
The humor in the series is overbearing. It seems like there's not a person in the entire world who fails to comment on how short Ed is. It might be funny to comment on it once, or if there was a particular character who liked to poke fun at him. But no - everyone - from random innkeepers, to powerful enemies, to deadly rivals immediately notices how short he is and feels compelled to comment on that point. Ed always overreacts when someone calls him "chibi", and it gets pretty annoying 40 episodes in.
Another thing that bugged me was that Ed seemed to be led around by the nose for most of the series. He rarely makes a correct decision. He misunderstands who the real enemies are, he gets confused as to what and where the Philosopher's stone is, and he underestimates the cost of creating it. He even misjudges the central principle of "Equivalent Trade." (Although, apparently "Equivalent Trade" doesn't exist in the first place, according to the end of the series. That's lame.)
2/10 - He's more developed than Watanuki, but he loses a point for being a generic shounen character, and a point for bad fashion sense. What kind of guy wears a braid, seriously? |