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Every Character You Have Masturbated To Becomes a Team That Has to Fight Goku, Will They Win?

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Jun 23, 8:25 AM
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Important note: characters that were only included in the thing you masturbated to don't count, you have to have specifically masturbated to that character. So if you masturbated to Saitama having sex with one of the sisters, Saitama is NOT on your team because of it, unless you were masturbating to him specifically
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I would say my answer is "Probably not, But There is a Chance".

I can't think of a character that could beat him on a power level, but with characters like Kurumi and Haruhi there might be some weird work around that could potentially win them the fight.
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Jun 23, 8:46 AM
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belldandy can easily beat goku, I don't even need more



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Jun 23, 8:50 AM
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Well, I fapped to Chi-Chi when I was a kid, so Goku would definitely let the team win if it's a death battle.
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Jun 23, 9:04 AM
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Probably not, but there's a chance because of numbers and Rin Tokikaze is pretty much immortal and can revive downed others, making them also immortal.
Jun 23, 9:09 AM
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Duh, they are all losers, no chance :D
Jun 23, 9:22 AM
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Well...Mai can probably beat him in Duel Monsters.

Rangiku and Tsunade probably have a chance

But the others are f'd. Slice of life characters and that sort of thing.
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Jun 23, 10:59 AM
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One of them is Light Yagami and with the Death Note I have to say Yes
Jun 23, 11:03 AM
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I fapped to Lady Death. Goku has to die someday.

Jun 23, 11:11 AM
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No, leina would get her ass kicked to death by Goku.

Jun 23, 11:55 AM

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Sailor Galaxia can beat him singlehandedly.

Jun 23, 12:22 PM

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they would definitely lose especially if ultra instinct is involve
Jun 23, 2:20 PM

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Well...Mai can probably beat him in Duel Monsters.

Rangiku and Tsunade probably have a chance

But the others are f'd. Slice of life characters and that sort of thing.
TheBlockernator said:
Well...Mai can probably beat him in Duel Monsters.

Goku would still win because he has plot armor. Mai always loses to plot armor.
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Jun 23, 2:23 PM

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So mostly all of fate, blue Archive, all DragonBall girls including god of destruction overseers. Yeah goku loses no contest
Jun 23, 2:56 PM

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I mean, I've fapped to porn of Beerus x Whis, so probably, lol.
Jun 23, 3:32 PM

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Easy. Gilgamesh and Light Yagami solos Goku. Even some weaker characters like Mob can solo Goku. Goku isn't that strong anyways, he was killed by a hearth attack.
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Jun 23, 4:11 PM

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Goku stands literally 0 chance
My habits over the years have been insane and hey I've ven played Dragon ball parody porn games, he'd be up against too many mega op verses with insane powers (and a bunch of weak highschool anime girls too they wouldn't contribute at all) it'd be funny to see how much would be needed to match my roster

I think even just madoka from madoka magika people say she can solo goku ez
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Jun 23, 10:44 PM

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There's everything from a couple Disney Princesses, to fairly strong video game characters, to superheroes/villains and of course anime characters in there, so yeah, probably. The more normal ones would die for sure though.


Jun 24, 1:41 AM

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Well, I tried to fap on hentai, but for some reason those shows are so creepy...thus my list is empty.
Jun 24, 1:58 AM

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Well, I tried to fap on hentai, but for some reason those shows are so creepy...thus my list is empty.
@alshu See that's your problem, 99% of actual hentai are either powerpoint presentations, or straight out of a horror movie, the good stuff are either indie animations/fanarts or doujins.

With Derpixon for example being one of the legends of the industry.

Like their animations are higher quality than most actual shows. Fandeltales, is straight up a high budget tv animation episode. And stuffy bunny or mime and dash were just instant classics.
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Jun 24, 6:34 AM

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I think I lose by default, considering my team would be empty.
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Jun 24, 6:37 AM

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Only my number 1 waifu Tokisaki Kurumi would be able to fight among them & im not even sure if she can win let alone survive...

Why such a cruel, weird & horrible question OP???
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Jun 25, 3:05 PM

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Probably not? Can't Goku just kill people by staring at them? I don't think any amount of cooming will help you in this one.
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Jun 25, 3:24 PM

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Only my number 1 waifu Tokisaki Kurumi would be able to fight among them & im not even sure if she can win let alone survive...

Why such a cruel, weird & horrible question OP???
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Why such a cruel, weird & horrible question OP???


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Jun 25, 4:54 PM

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Okay boi, just look at how Chichi has mannered Goku. Any girl could tame a monkey.
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Jun 25, 5:01 PM

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I think I lose by default, considering my team would be empty.
@JaniSIr for someone who has Interspecies Reviewers in their favourites, you must have the will of gods to have kept your team empty through out your entire life.
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Jun 25, 5:15 PM

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@JaniSIr for someone who has Interspecies Reviewers in their favourites, you must have the will of gods to have kept your team empty through out your entire life.
@APolygons2 I watched it for the plot.
Without that "specifically" clause it wouldn't be empty, but it'd still be short.
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Jun 25, 10:23 PM

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well hell, since Goku is on the team than obviously
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But I don't fap nowadays.(⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)




Jun 25, 11:28 PM
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Yeah, she can beat Goku. She's an angel after all.

Jun 25, 11:48 PM

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I don't think my character stands a chance...
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I don't think my character stands a chance...
@ZakuF_ Wait, this guy looks familiar. I'm pretty sure I've seen him on Xhamster.
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@ZakuF_ Wait, this guy looks familiar. I'm pretty sure I've seen him on Xhamster.
@Gashadokur0 This guy is like THE face of ugly bastards, even if you haven't seen the hentai, you have probably seen him in memes
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Tbh tho I've never once masturbated in my 30+ years of life. I can not throw my kids into a tissue and dump them in a trashcan.
Jun 26, 3:27 AM

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I don't think my character stands a chance...
@ZakuF_ ugly bastards have the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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I mean, I have fapped to Chi Chi and Videl...

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