I found myself stuck in the puddle of mediocrity that is 2014 summer season. Akame ga Kill, Tokyo Ghoul, Aldnoah.Zero and SAO II. I was slowly losing my faith in anime and on several occasions I thought that I should try to go outside my room and socialize with other Homo Sapiens. It was that bad.
Then...
Then I saw a pillar.
A pillar of hope.
A pillar of testosterone and manlyness.
...
A pillar of Jojo.
Story: 10 pillars of hope/10 pillars of hope
"This makes my plays look like Mars of Destruction in comparison" -William Shakespeare
Where do I begin? At the start most likely. It starts with our hero Jotaro Kujo (This parts Jojo) sitting in a prison cell. You will be asking yourself: "How can such a man, who is the manfistation of coolness and manlyness be stuck in prison?" Then you find out he has put himself in a cell to protect people from the "evil spirit" that is possessing him. Now something will happen to you, but don't worry. It's just your body reacting to the heroic and noble sacrifice done by our protagonist. Ejaculations and sudden hysterical crying is normal.
Then he finds out that this "evil spirit" is something called a stand. A stand is a supernatural power that curtain individuals can use and each stand has different powers and different strenghts. Therefore to defeat different stands different strategies is needed. Jojo will bring Sun Tzu to shame with it's genius tactics and strategies.
Due to certain events Jotaro's mother gets infected by a stand and is dying. The only way to save her is by defeating the evil Dio (WARNING: wear swimming trousers each time he apears, because your panties will be wet after each time Dio has an appearance) who has haunted the Joestar family for years. So our hero goes on a journey like no other to defeat Dio and save his mother.
The plot is full of plot twists and asks alot of philosophical questions and answers them as well. The plot is complex like no other and is so well written I found myself suddenly crying because of how good and intriguing it was. After having watched Jojo I see the world in a different light and my IQ has been raised by 8 points. It's that deep and philosphical.
Art: 18 reroreros/ 4,8 reroreros
"If only my art was this good"- Pablo Picasso
Your eyes are not decieving you. The art is truly this manly and fabulous. Currently in 18 nations around the planet Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders is banned because the art is so good it counts as a drug. The art is so good and testorene filled that it's addictive. Yes. It is that good.
On several occasions I found myself drooling on the fantastisc artwork and character designs. Normally one would wonder why people are wearing school uniforms during a journey to the other side of the world, but not in Jojo, because it looks so good on them. Studios such as Ufotable, Shaft and Madhouse has a few things to learn here when it comes to amazing artwork.
Sound: 389 Oraora's/ 217,82 Oraora's
"Now that I have heard the voice acting and ost of Jojo i can die happy" -Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
I never thought perfection existed in this world. That was until I watched Jojo. Your ears will bleed of pure ecstacy while watching Jojo. Everytime I heard a "Oh No" or "Oh my god" coming from Joseph I had a ejaculation and nothing can prepare your body for "rerorero". "Rerorero" made all the citizens of a small village in Siberia cut off their own ears, because they knew they would never hear anything that good aver again.
My earphones exploded on several occasions, because it could't handle Jojo's voice acting. I'm now on my 23rd headphones. The voices fit the characters so good you will be thinking: "Were the voice actors born just to play these roles?" Yes they were. In several interviews the voice actors have confirmed that they have since birth feeled that they were born to be voice actors for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Characters: 5 wet panties/5 wet panties
"God, I wish I was as cool and smooth as Jotaro" -Immanuel Kant
The characters of Stardust Crusaders is the best part. You might think: "They can't possibly be that good?" and let me tell you this: they're not. THEY ARE BETTER!
First our lead Jotaro who is the embodiment of coolness. Jotaro is noble and manly like few other. Every episode you will scream out in despar: "How can Jotaro get out of this?" And each time Jotaro will use his manlyness and godlike intellegence and win against all odds. Side effects of this is you standing up screaming: "F*CK YEAH!" on several occasions. You will find yourself striving to be like Jotaro for the rest of your life after having seen him in action.
The side characters are also superb. They all bring their own distinct personalities, ideals and struggles to the story. You will find yourself drowning in different ideoligies and moralities. You will also start questioning your own morality and ideals thanks to this show.
The side characters are also fleshed out and gets development. When you are finished with this show you it will feel like you have known these characters for years, no, DECADES.
The show is also full of grey morality. The villains are fleshed out like no other and even brins Legend of the Galactic Heroes to shame with it's grey morality. You will feel for both the protagonists and the antagonists throughout this adventure.
Enjoment/Overall: 10 manly tears/10 manly tears
"If I had to only watch one anime in my life, it would be Jojo" -Aristotle
I shed manly tears. I laughed. I was moved emotionally and I will never be the same man again.
This show is the show that saved anime summer season 2014 for me( it's not even a part of the summer season.)
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders is not only an anime. It is a piece of art. Words cannot even begin to describe it's manlyness and fabulousness. I can only describe a small part of all the testosterone.
You should all watch Jojo over all the other mediocries that is currently airing and to help you understand that I have written this review. There is no need to thank me. Thank Jojo for being so amazing. Now, go! Go and watch Jojo!
Alternative Titles
Synonyms: Dai San Bu Kuujou Joutarou: Mirai e no Isan, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3
Japanese: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 スターダストクルセイダース
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TV
Episodes:
24
Status:
Finished Airing
Aired:
Apr 5, 2014 to Sep 13, 2014
Premiered:
Spring 2014
Broadcast:
Saturdays at 00:30 (JST)
Licensors:
VIZ Media
Studios:
David Production
Source:
Manga
Demographic:
Shounen
Duration:
24 min. per ep.
Rating:
R - 17+ (violence & profanity)
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Your Feelings Categories Sep 6, 2014
I found myself stuck in the puddle of mediocrity that is 2014 summer season. Akame ga Kill, Tokyo Ghoul, Aldnoah.Zero and SAO II. I was slowly losing my faith in anime and on several occasions I thought that I should try to go outside my room and socialize with other Homo Sapiens. It was that bad.
Then... Then I saw a pillar. A pillar of hope. A pillar of testosterone and manlyness. ... Sep 21, 2014
Objectivley, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusader, the third arc of the Jojo saga, is not a perfect anime. Monster of the week format, unusual art, somewhat silly plot. These are not, however, bad points, to one who is willing to accept something like Jojo. However, just like with it's predecessor, Stardust Crusaders is one of the best anime of the year.
Part 3: Stardust Crusaders focuses on Jotaro Kujo, the grandson of Jospeth Joestar, the main character of Part 2: Battle Tendency. Part 3 introduced the concept of stands - kind of like a spirit that fights for you. It is soon discovered that the ... Sep 12, 2014
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures: Stardust Crusaders is more than just a classic adventure filled with bizarreness. Taking a journey into this show is an experience like no other when it comes to creativity. It’ll be like riding a roller coaster that will leave you with the impression of giddiness and “oh what the bloody hell”. But if you think that now, just wait until you find out what our heroes has to blaze through. It’s more than just hell as they become crusaders in this adventure to fulfill their destiny.
Continuing from where Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure (2012) left off, Stardust Crusaders adapts Araki Hirohiko’s manga of the ... May 27, 2020
I was apprehensive about starting part 3 as I wasn't too keen on it in the manga and until recently rated it as my second least favourite entry in the series. With this review I'll explain why I began to love it after watching the animation.
Story: Part 3 is essentially a road movie with numerous delays before the destination. Jotaro and co. are required to defeat Dio in Egypt so that the curse placed on his mother is lifted. In the past I had qualms with the story taking second place to the desire for a phoned in endless battles. I mean come on...ENEMIES BASED ... Jul 16, 2021
We see jotaro is the best jojos. From history I have nothing more to add.
No lie, this part of the arc is full of fights too many for my liking. It becomes very, very repetitive whenever they get close to the goal, something happens again that delays them like that until the end of the season. For better or for worse that is the season if you have patience for it you will enjoy it a lot because what is coming in the second part is glorious. The group of characters that is put together is very epic, although they always beat the Frenchman too ... Sep 13, 2014
A new season of manliness, a new season of awesomeness, a new season of crazy onomatopoeias, impossible poses and clichéd phrases which are so awesome that will make you forget that they are really cliché. Here it is, a new season of JoJo´s Bizarre Adventures and it will be this Cat´s pleasure to review it.
Welcome to The Neko´s review of JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken Part 3: Stardust Crusaders. As we know, JoJo is divided into several parts, each with it´s own character, own plot but with similar style. Stardust Crusaders is the third part of the whole Jojo´s Bizarre Adventures franchise and works as a ... May 15, 2014
(I've read parts 1-8 & seen everything JoJo anime related)
Stardust Crusaders is the third part of the JoJo series so please watch parts 1 & 2 first. After the events of Phantom Blood & Battle Tendency, Jotaro Kujo makes his debut as this arc's Joestar who discovers his new STAND power & his visited by his grandfather, Joseph Joestar, warning him of the danger that is DIO Brando. After Jotaro's mom, Holly Joestar, is taken ill by DIO's curse, Jotaro, Joseph, Avdol, Kakyoin, Polnareff & Iggy embark on a road trip to Egypt to put an end to this family feud of The Joestars & ... Jun 20, 2015
I saw various clips from Stardust Crusaders before I was even familiar with the whole JoJo scene. so I did the obvious, I started watching the 2012 version of the Bizarre Adventure and work my way up to watching Stardust Crusaders. But in all honesty the prequel was clearly better.
The typical trope in any shonen-type show is a character starting off with a very low amount of skill, but an incredible amount of potential. this is what invests you into watching a show like this, you wish to see the characters evolve, improve themselves, learn new ability's etc. Despite the flaws the original bizarre adventure had, ... Jun 12, 2014
Finally a show about man on man, like the old days! Jojos Bazaar Adventures: Stardust Crusaders will surprise you right from the start because it doesn't take place in a store or in space like youd be thinking from the name! Nope, this show is all about tongue in exploding chiek action and adventure!
The story hooks you at the start, with our protogonist getting in trouble and having to get saved by his grandpa, but he's not on a creepy school principle's lap. He's in jail trying to control a demon! Except it's not a creepy school principle demon, either, it's a Stand! No, ... Apr 29, 2021
To kick it off. I am going to say. yes. Do watch it. Even if you're considering starting with part 3 like a filthy casual. Which is...
S u r e b e l i k e t h a t . Story is a *SOLID* 4 out of 10 at medium capacity, I could easily push for 6 but nah. Art is just as any other jojo part a straight up 11/10 Sound. Wait what? why is sound a thing? what? Music is good as always. But the sound of my cheeks clapping down the hallway shouldn't be something I need ... Sep 16, 2014
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a truly unique show. It's one of those rare shows that defines its own standard and redraws boundaries of what should and should not be done with aesthetics and fight scenes. The clothes are fabulous, the action is ridiculous, the voice-acting exudes energy, the poses are awe-inspiring, and the soundtrack is a treat for the ears.
When speaking of other anime you can usually use comparisons to pigeonhole that show into a category, but JoJo is pretty much a category in and of itself. No other show has dialogue like JoJo, a story like JoJo, art style like JoJo, characters like JoJo, ... Nov 19, 2020
Jojo Bizarre Adventure part 3 you have done it again
This part covers Jotaro, the grandson of Joseph, and does include Joseph as well, when I first saw a couple of episodes of part 3 I was not sold on it to be honest, i was not a fan of the idea of stands, since i was used to the whole Hamon concept, however as the show progressed i really really started to enjoy it and even love it. The only thing i did not enjoy about the show is how the turned Joesph character his stand is not so cool, considering that he is Joseph ... Sep 13, 2014
Stardust Crusaders is a wild ride that hybrids a serious story with over the top comedy perfectly.
Actual Score: 9.2 Story: 9 The story is amazing as it follows the Joe stars crossing the world in 80 days battling against stands and their masters in various location with new problems arising with each encounter that feel fresh and new each time while also blending over top comedy that will make you laugh while feeling satisfied with the story with unexpected plot twists without having a complex plot. Art: 10 The art is amazingly detailed with characters having a great style covered in dark outlines making all characters standout more in ... Sep 8, 2020
just wanna get my thoughts out on entire part 3 and part 3 battle in Egypt: (Spoilers of course, just finished watching it last night) Firstly this is one of the best anime of all time for me, This was an amazing adventure the humor was top notch, the battles were pretty good, we travel on a journey to Egypt from India to Pakistan and all the countries we came across the crusaders get to fight some of the unique stand users. The wheel of fortune was my favorite stand from this part along with Justice stand. I love Polnareff he's my favorite character sometimes
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Nov 30, 2016
I've talked about the JoJo franchise before. Kimyou na Bouken was fairly absurd and over the top, but it was also enjoyable and entertaining. In that series, we watched the first of the titular JoJo sacrifice his life to stop the villainous Dio Brando. We also saw his grandson Joseph, also called Jojo, take on a group of ancient warriors. Ending with his confrontation with the strongest of them all, Kars. Let's take a look at the follow up with JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken: Stardust Crusaders series I and see if David Production kept the series going strong.
Story: We open ... Jun 27, 2020
okay this was really great i enjoyed this so much and the characters are really hot even jiji like omg i cant like ughhhh, anyway the story is really good and this anime makes me want to shove an old woman face to the dirt so hard that she wont see the light of day that freaking enyaba and his ogre ugly looking ass son needs to die and im glad they did and can they leave polnareff alone when hes trying to do his business like chill same goes for jotaro and the rest, Iggy is pretty chill too bad he got killed by
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Feb 4, 2020
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure part 3: Stardust Crusaders in many ways fully lives up to the part of the title were it says "Adventure", Part 3 was a rollercoaster, it was emotional, it was fun and it was a great watch.
Q: Should you watch JoJo Bizarre Adventure part 3: Stardust Crusaders? A: Yes. One of the best things about JJBA as a whole is that you can start at any part with little knowledge of the series and still get the fullest out of the experience, SDC is no different, you can jump in and fully immerse your self in the Bizarre world of JoJo's bizarre ... Jan 29, 2020
(this is a review for part 3 and part 3 battle in egypt, i tried to keep minimal spoilers)
the story is a little slow and some of the fights feel a bit long but it is no means a bad story at all. story: 8 jotaro isn't the most likeable joestar but he isnt by any means a bad one. polnarref and avdol are the comic relief and joseph has mastered the art of engrish. characters: 10 ... Sep 23, 2014
After all the mediocre seasonal animes we have been getting a light shines through all the filth and that light is Jojo's bizarre adventure: Stardust Crusaders. This is easily the best anime of the season, it blows the rest out of the water. no seasonal anime can compare to this masterpiece. it would be an insult to Araki Hirohiko who wrote this manly series. Now I lie in wait for January to witness the greatness that is coming in the Egypt saga.
Feb 27, 2021
i do not care what anyone says, i absolutely loved stardust crusaders! a lot of people dislike for the many episodes of non stop fighting with random stand users but I found them good ways for the crew to show their strength. jojo overall is my all time fav and as of now i have yet to watch an anime that brings me joy the same way jojo does. part 3 was the reason why i continued watching the show and it’ll always be favorite for that. however, I know that anime is not perfect. i would’ve preferred it as a lot of people if
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