Moshi Moshi. Thinklin here. Who dis?
My tastes are dull, so my preferences are extreme. When your teacher said your story needs a hook to capture the reader's attention, she was talking about me. I need keys jingled over my nose, aggressively, but not the colorful plastic keys from Fischer Price—they're nauseatingly lurid, and they don't have that satisfying metallic "jingle-jingle" sound.
It's an odd state of affairs because it means I'm digging isekai out of your garbage while you're finding critically acclaimed masterpieces in mine.
Scoring
My scoring is less analytical, more emotive. Pretend I've had a lobotomy: My right hemisphere is watching anime while my right hand is playing with a fidget spinner.
10: Gems in my heart. These are emotionally compelling, memorable pieces. They resonated with me in a way I can't wholly articulate. "Wow!"
9: These are "near-tens." I hesitated. I probably asked, "Why am I hesitating?" and absent-mindedly dragged them here.
8: These are phenomenal, but this is my window of articulable critique. These titles are leaving something to be desired; something even I can communicate.
7: These are delightful, but in the way of a passable song with a contagious chorus.
6: So-so. I'd recommend some of them under strict parameters.
5: Meh. Just meh.
4: I am questioning the subjectivity of quality.
3: "I actively dislike you."
2: My moral code and my confidence in human dignity are faltering, and I may need a therapist.
1: If it reads "Completed" please do a welfare check.
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