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Hellur, my name Is Jontanos and I became a lizard 10 years ago when I was at an adventure looking for my friend named Bontagonas.
Well, what happened is that I met a magical llama that spat on me after I smelled Its asshole.
Why I smelled It?
Cause I was trying to find out if the smell is the same as to humans.
And It got angry and spat at me and told me into a Lizard
then told me ''you fucking dumbass what the hell are you doing, at least ask first ''
And I asked the llama If It can turn me back, of course, It said no, I asked ''why not,'' then the llama answered ''make me feel good first ''
And I responded ''no that's pretty gay'' and I just left.
I rather stay a Lizard than make a llama feel good
So now I live as a Lizard, eat flies, sell drugs and smoke weed with Jesus.

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