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Nov 18, 2022
Take the excessive cuteness of Popotan mixed with the absurdity of Puni Puni Poemii and you get the delightful gag comedy Nurse Witch Komugi. Oh my Haruhi! I discovered this OVA through the Akio Watanabe character designs and I'm truly grateful that I gave it a shot. Yet another perfect example of why you shouldn't trust MAL scores. Most of the time, anyway.
This anime is more important than ever. Komugi Nakahara is given the responsibility of eliminating viruses that negatively affect the lives of ordinary, everyday people. The leader of all of the viruses, Ungrar, escaped "The World of Vaccines." I watch anime ...
Jul 10, 2022
Argento Soma (Anime) add
Mixed Feelings
This show had so much potential, such a strong and compelling start and it squanders it all by doing nothing. Seriously, the show really doesn't do much throughout most of it's runtime, but I'll talk about that later. In the year 2059, aliens have invaded Earth and humanity is thrown into a war. Takuto Kaneshiro, a snobbish college student and mathematics major, I think, initially has nothing to do with that war. He's just an ordinary twenty-something in a strained and deteriorating relationship with his girlfriend, Maki Agata. The two were college lovers and you get more and more glimpses of how their relationship blossomed ...
May 16, 2022
InuYasha (Anime) add
Preliminary (81/167 eps)
Gimme a moment so I can gather my thoughts and bearings and my bear rings. As a whole, Inuyasha is not a very good anime. Oooooooh sugar honey ice tea!!! I went there, biiiiiiiaaaatch!!! Originally I was going to make a joke about nostalgia goggles, but then I realized how condescending and stupid that statement would be and left it out. I watched half of this as a *cough* *cough* year old man, so I don't have the fond memories of watching Inuyasha and the gang finding the Sacred Jewel Shards for eons and eons. I'm going to make this a "somewhat" quick review because ...
Mar 16, 2022
Mixed Feelings
"My favorite anime of 2021 is Osama bin Laden Ranking."
- Neimaj, 2022

I'm not sure what I was expecting when I saw the cover art and the title for this OVA. Black Magic M-66 is gonna be the name of my new indie metal band; talk about a sick name.
Very straightforward anime here. Sexy, naked, tanned, anime lady Sybel is hoping to get a new big story or scoop for whatever news channel she's working for. It's never really clarified who she works for, but it doesn't matter. She discovers that the military is hiding some kind of secret weapon and tries to get more ...
Jan 3, 2022
Mixed Feelings
Before we get started I just want to mention the irrelevant fact that I was born in the 90's, okay. I grew up in the 90's and I'm going to tell everyone. Did I mention that I was born in the 90's yet? 10 Top Things Only 90's Kids Will Remember!!!! Number 3 will fuck your dad!!!!! Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. If you have ever said that in an anime review, you need to get that fuckshit outta here. Nobody cares, just talk about the anime and get to the point. Stop wasting my time! Number 3 was Rocko's ...
Dec 16, 2021
I already finished this show and I just now looked at how many users Princess Lover has. Holy Jesus! Did I miss something? Over 100,000 users! I feel like I'm out of the loop here. And the score is not all that great, considering the large amount of people who watched this. Princess Lover is serviceable. I legitimately had fun with the show, but at it's core, it all just feels very shallow. I mean, I already had that idea going into it. On the surface it looks like any other generic late 2000's ecchi series, and it was just that, sorta. I'm conflicted, because ...
Oct 16, 2021
Kaibutsu Oujo (Anime) add
Preliminary (18/25 eps)
This is a type of torturing method they would use in Guntanamo Bay. They play Princess Resurrection on loop endlessly to the prisoners and the experience is so bad, you have to get a spoon and shove it up your eye; to distract yourself from the pain. What a great anime to review in the month of October. Around the same time last year, I was watching an amazing suspense/horror anime called Shiki. Now I'm watching this. This isn't the worst anime I've seen, but it was very difficult to sit through. I couldn't even muster up the strength to finish it. This review won't ...
Sep 16, 2021

More like Rumbling Farts, am I right? Comedy genius, I know. But in all seriousness, this is a great romance anime. Just the first two episodes alone were absolutely fantastic. Main character, Narumi Takayuki is confessed to a girl by the name of H̶a̶r̶u̶h̶i̶ Haruka Suzumiya. Haruka was introduced to Narumi by her best friend, Mitsuki Hayase, and when Haruka confesses her love for Narumi, they immediately hit it off. I’m truly shocked at how quickly the romance in this anime progresses. This anime accomplishes more in just two episodes than what most romance shows can do in twelve episodes, twenty-four, hell even forty-eight ...
Jul 28, 2021
Mixed Feelings
Finally, I'm at the last film. And I gotta say, didn't realize I was watching Ranma ½ and the secret movie I didn't hear about. That was a stupid joke, but I'll explain why I mentioned that in a second. To be perfectly frank, there's nothing really substantial to mention about this film, except for the fact that Urusei Yatsura Movie 6: Always My Darling was made for the ten year anniversary of the Urusei Yatsura anime. I thought that was pretty special and worth mentioning. Minor Spoilers.

I'll keep this short, the storyline behind this film feels like they took specific parts of previous Urusei ...
Jul 21, 2021
Apparently, this film adapts the final story arc of the Urusei Yatsura manga, but it's not the final film. Go figure. This was great film! Probably my favorite Urusei Yatsura movie, so far. And yes, I liked it more Beautiful Dreamer. I'm going to summarize this entire film and give my thoughts along the way, because it's definitely worth talking about. So, no shit, I'm going to spoil the whole thing. I saw the 7.46 score and thought to myself, "Okay, I'll bite. What the heckie is going on in this motion picture!?"

I've been marathoning and writing reviews for these films back to back ...