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Is it legal to use a fidget spinner while having sex?

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May 24, 2017 7:16 PM
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I've been wondering this myself, and I just imagined like some guy getting head while using two fidget spinners
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May 24, 2017 7:20 PM
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There was that case of the dude shoving a fidget spinner up his butt and had to go to the hospital... Makes me wanna try it tho; live life on the edge.

Using them for their intended purpose during sex sounds lame though lol, so lame it should be illegal
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May 24, 2017 7:23 PM
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Dafuqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

May 24, 2017 7:26 PM
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CairAndros said:
Dafuqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

How high on memes are you this Wednesday evening, CairAndros?
May 24, 2017 7:27 PM
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*cough* I'm at a loss for words.

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May 24, 2017 7:28 PM
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Daddy-O said:
CairAndros said:
Dafuqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

How high on memes are you this Wednesday evening, CairAndros?


Well, technically, the prolonged Dafuq was a means to get the post in because MAL wouldn't let me post the image only and words enough can't express my inner rage or contempt/disgust of the situation.
May 24, 2017 8:39 PM
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Sounds awesome, definitely worth a try
May 24, 2017 8:46 PM
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I think fidget spinners can help relieve sexual anxiety like if you had trouble getting hard..
Whipping out the fidget spinners during a bj might look weird to the girl though but you can tell her "I thought I should try something new" and she might go for it.
May 24, 2017 9:18 PM
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Blarey said:
I think fidget spinners can help relieve sexual anxiety like if you had trouble getting hard..
Whipping out the fidget spinners during a bj might look weird to the girl though but you can tell her "I thought I should try something new" and she might go for it.


I'm not getting a BJ from a girl that's gay
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May 24, 2017 9:35 PM

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i want to see people spin fidget spinner on their dick.
May 24, 2017 9:47 PM

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I want to see one spinning on each boob.
May 24, 2017 10:21 PM
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DaltonSezHi said:
Blarey said:
I think fidget spinners can help relieve sexual anxiety like if you had trouble getting hard..
Whipping out the fidget spinners during a bj might look weird to the girl though but you can tell her "I thought I should try something new" and she might go for it.


I'm not getting a BJ from a girl that's gay


And why would it be illegal?? Lol...
May 24, 2017 11:23 PM
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it's probably legal
but i would certainly say it's not advised to do so
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May 25, 2017 12:59 AM
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There's no law saying it is legal...
May 25, 2017 1:03 AM

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I'm sure that if we were in a hentai anime or doujin we could have used it in several amazing ways.
She could tie it up to her clit and spin the hell out of it, or he could put it directly on his dick.
May 25, 2017 1:03 AM

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Nope. Totally legal. Although what the other person will do and how they will react is completely unknown.





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May 25, 2017 6:05 AM

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Shit fad shit thread shit thirty character limit

Also @MetalZ1 you have typo in your sig, it's "a lesson". Great quote btw ^^
May 25, 2017 6:06 AM

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IpreferEcchi said:
I want to see one spinning on each boob.

I swear this guy right here has the best ideas.
May 25, 2017 6:50 AM

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Rinar said:

Also @MetalZ1 you have typo in your sig, it's "a lesson". Great quote btw ^^

Cheers. Thanks a lot. I must have overlooked. Also screw the 30 character minimum.





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May 25, 2017 8:56 AM

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Nope and for extra fun, attach a vibrator to it. Then put it on her vagigi.
May 25, 2017 9:01 AM

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I already had sex while using a fidget spinner. Nothing happened.
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May 25, 2017 9:16 AM
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Often when I watch anime of the likes of mars of destruction or movies like room I think to myself, how could someone think this was a good idea?

Then I go to MAL, see all the bad attempts at shitposting and I no longer have doubts that there are indeed people who think that they are actually funny or that the utter garbage they make is actually good.
May 25, 2017 9:20 AM
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It's illegal to make a thread like this
please log off the website and the computer, cut all internet cables and destroy any power sources in a range of 1.750 kilometers before the popo finds out you've been using the internet for shit like this
gone bai bai
May 25, 2017 9:21 AM
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Frag- said:
I already had sex while using a fidget spinner. Nothing happened.
Wouldn't that just be masturbation then?
May 25, 2017 9:37 AM

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Darek said:
Often when I watch anime of the likes of mars of destruction or movies like room I think to myself, how could someone think this was a good idea?

Then I go to MAL, see all the bad attempts at shitposting and I no longer have doubts that there are indeed people who think that they are actually funny or that the utter garbage they make is actually good.


funny I thought the same thing about YOU
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May 25, 2017 9:45 AM
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DaltonSezHi said:
funny I thought the same thing about YOU
I am genuinly offended... By how low level come back this is.
May 25, 2017 9:46 AM

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Gholy said:
Frag- said:
I already had sex while using a fidget spinner. Nothing happened.
Wouldn't that just be masturbation then?
It doesn't matter, as long as they are spinning somewhere and comfortable there.

Today they say you're crazy, tomorrow they will say you're a genious.
May 25, 2017 9:53 AM

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I got arrested recently for using a fidget spinner.
May 25, 2017 9:58 AM

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Did I miss some grandiose fidget spinner meme fad? What is up with all these fidget spinner threads lately?
Although I guess this is a wee bit better than that huge wave of pedophile threads we had a couple of months ago, that was pretty crappy.
May 25, 2017 10:08 AM

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Darek said:
DaltonSezHi said:
funny I thought the same thing about YOU
I am genuinly offended... By how low level come back this is.


thank you...i strive for mediocrity
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May 25, 2017 2:05 PM

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Darek said:
DaltonSezHi said:
funny I thought the same thing about YOU
I am genuinly offended... By how low level come back this is.
Darek, your About Me begins with "| Whale Cum |". Be quiet.
May 25, 2017 2:06 PM
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Daddy-O said:
Darek said:
I am genuinly offended... By how low level come back this is.
Darek, your About Me begins with "| Whale Cum |". Be quiet.
oh fuck off it is a very high level pun worthy only of the elite.
May 25, 2017 2:08 PM

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Darek said:
Daddy-O said:
Darek, your About Me begins with "| Whale Cum |". Be quiet.
oh fuck off it is a very high level pun worthy only of the elite.
Undoubtedly, but so is this thread.
May 25, 2017 3:33 PM

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film it with snapchat and use the dog filter on there
May 25, 2017 6:04 PM

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I'm sure you could use the fidget spinner in whatever way you want. Be adventurous OP!!1!!

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