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is there any way I can be like loli anime characters?

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May 7, 2016 6:01 PM
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or is that not possible because it is just animation? any tips?

do you ever have the feeling you want to be a loli anime character?
May 7, 2016 6:03 PM
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You are only going to look retarded if you try to imitate them
May 7, 2016 6:06 PM
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Niki said:
You are only going to look retarded if you try to imitate them


but they're so cute and tiny and adorable...is it bad to want to be as cute as them? and have people be really happy when they see you?
May 7, 2016 6:08 PM
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Saw off your legs and you're half way there
gone bai bai
May 7, 2016 6:10 PM
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Wear pigtails and end your sentences with "nya" or "desu".



weetI guess, as long as I have life, all I can do is fight with all my might.
May 7, 2016 6:15 PM
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Get a miniskirt
Dye your hair pink
Become shorter (lose weight too, if you need to)
Get a high pitched female voice
Learn Japanese

Good luck!
May 7, 2016 6:15 PM
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Apply surgery to have a flat chest if you need it, use some magical makeup that will make you have the face of someone between 7-13 and find a cute catchphrase to end every word or sentence with.

Most will call you retard despectively tho.
May 7, 2016 6:16 PM
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Nipaahh~ Say that a lot.

That will be 50$ and candy.
May 7, 2016 6:20 PM
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step 1: take up drawing anime

step 2: draw lots of Loli's!

step 3: ??????

step 4: profit!
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May 7, 2016 6:22 PM

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Are you 4'10 or shorter? If not, it's impossible.

If you are, then find some frilly outfits to wear, wear a flowing sundress or wear kigurumi.


May 7, 2016 6:22 PM

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no one that uses the term loli should be allowed near children
weeaboo is not a slur you fucking nerds
May 7, 2016 6:26 PM

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skeletonParty said:
no one that uses the term loli should be allowed near children
But what if they aren't into 3D girls?
May 7, 2016 6:30 PM

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Hoppy said:
Are you 4'10 or shorter? If not, it's impossible.

If you are, then find some frilly outfits to wear, wear a flowing sundress or wear kigurumi.
zombie_pegasus said:
Get a miniskirt
Become shorter
Good luck!




b-bakas-desu. i wish i was shorter. desu.
May 7, 2016 6:33 PM
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AnimeFreak-San said:
do you ever have the feeling you want to be a loli anime character?

No, but I dream voicing a moe character, then showing up at a convention, with the fans hoping to see a cute seiyuu and going"haha! losers, it's me!". The disappointment in their faces would be glorious.

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May 7, 2016 6:33 PM

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That's what we folk 'round here call autism
May 7, 2016 6:40 PM

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.Who exactly are you doing this for?
May 7, 2016 6:41 PM

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mascarpone said:
Nipaahh~ Say that a lot.

That will be 50$ and candy.

Are you setting this person up to
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May 7, 2016 6:47 PM

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As long as you're not a 60 year old man and you never reveal it to anyone outside your bedroom why not, get yo freak on.
May 7, 2016 6:47 PM

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Cenba said:
mascarpone said:
Nipaahh~ Say that a lot.

That will be 50$ and candy.

Are you setting this person up to

I certainly know nothing about this
anime of which you speak.
May 7, 2016 6:51 PM

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Look like a little girl
Sound like one too
You can act however you want, but here's the catch, you have to be horny or cute. The best lolis follow an extreme.

Would i like to be one? No i'd like to diddle one. But i don't want paper cuts.
May 7, 2016 6:51 PM

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mascarpone said:
Cenba said:

Are you setting this person up to

I certainly know nothing about this
anime of which you speak.



But is this topic a joke or something like that?
May 7, 2016 6:54 PM

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Spooks said:
As long as you're not a 60 year old man and you never reveal it to anyone outside your bedroom why not, get yo freak on.


How dare you discriminate against bad grandpas. They are best grandpa.
May 7, 2016 7:19 PM

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They will probably think youre autistic or retarded if you try too hard.


A sense of wonder and curiosity with an innocent mindset and pure intentions maybe. Those are doable
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May 7, 2016 8:02 PM

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If you're born short and incredibly cute to the point of looking indecent, yeah sure.
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May 7, 2016 8:14 PM

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@AnimeFreak-San Don't listen to these losers telling you that you're too tall to be a loli.

Just look at this guy:

He's old, tall and bald but he can still be a loli idol. He's my hero, he's my god, he's everything I stand for and YOU can be him if you believe in your loliness.
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I'd love to squeeze your nipples until they look like a purple slushie, Senpai.

May 7, 2016 8:35 PM

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steyn1001 said:
mascarpone said:

I certainly know nothing about this
anime of which you speak.



But is this topic a joke or something like that?
It feels good to feel cute. Why do you think so many guys have female avatars?
May 7, 2016 8:57 PM
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Just visit a coffee shop full of rabbits or climb several mountains in Japan, preferably Mt. Fuji



(っ◔◡◔)っ 𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝔀𝓸𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓭𝓪𝔂 ♥
May 7, 2016 9:13 PM

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I dont even thing this situation has popped into my head before. I mean weren't we all lolis already.
May 7, 2016 9:19 PM

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-Senpai- said:

Just look at this guy:

He's old, tall and bald but he can still be a loli idol. He's my hero, he's my god, he's everything I stand for and YOU can be him if you believe in your loliness.


I don't...I don't know how to respond or act in response to what I just saw I.......God...
May 7, 2016 9:29 PM

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Spooks said:
-Senpai- said:

Just look at this guy:

He's old, tall and bald but he can still be a loli idol. He's my hero, he's my god, he's everything I stand for and YOU can be him if you believe in your loliness.


I don't...I don't know how to respond or act in response to what I just saw I.......God...


Maybe I should throw away this hobby.
May 7, 2016 9:33 PM

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Nah, you'll look like a retard and a try-hard
Signature?

May 7, 2016 9:35 PM

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But aren't you already a weeb? How many things do you want to be at once?
May 7, 2016 9:39 PM

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Ni, I don't want to be a loli.
If you want to you should be short. Seriously, be short
May 7, 2016 9:39 PM

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It's my dream to be swept up by a dashing loli and taken to a whole new world.
May 7, 2016 9:58 PM

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THe question is, how to be short enough to be a loli tho?
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May 7, 2016 10:02 PM

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I actually want to die. Even if this is bait I want to die after seeing this.
when ur about to have a refreshing sip of earl grey tea and someone says "traps are gay"
May 7, 2016 10:21 PM

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Spooks said:
-Senpai- said:

Just look at this guy:
[yt]97Z_hywvlfg[yt]
He's old, tall and bald but he can still be a loli idol. He's my hero, he's my god, he's everything I stand for and YOU can be him if you believe in your loliness.


I don't...I don't know how to respond or act in response to what I just saw I.......God...

You ask where to buy a Japanese school girl uniform. That is how to respond.
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