| Ever heard about Occam's Razor? The principle of parsimony or law of parsimony [...] is the problem-solving principle that "entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity"[...] Basically, the simplest explanation is usually the best one. So who was it that convinced you that Santa doesn't exist?  |
| In our culture it's the baby Jesus who brings us presents. So screw you heretics. |
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Erg_Orgy said: In our culture it's the baby Jesus who brings us presents. How is a baby capable of delivering presents? |
| その目だれの目？ |
Lucifrost said: Erg_Orgy said: In our culture it's the baby Jesus who brings us presents. How is a baby capable of delivering presents? bro it's baby jesus don't question it |
Lucifrost said: Erg_Orgy said: In our culture it's the baby Jesus who brings us presents. How is a baby capable of delivering presents? He's probably a hench baby. Explains why he picked up carpentry in his later years. |
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| My parents never sold the idea of Santa to me. I was raised by very honest parents |
| Magic is the simplest thing in the world until you stop believing in it. |
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| I just figured out on my own using logic. |
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| Wtf, Santa isn't real???? I need time to process this... |
| I still believe in him, except he takes stuff from my house instead of bringing them. If it’s not him? Then explain who did? 🤨 |
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Xaizai said: I still believe in him, except he takes stuff from my house instead of bringing them. If it’s not him? Then explain who did? 🤨 W-Well... I-It wasn't me, I swear... |
| Every argument can be structured in a way that is simpler than that of who they are arguing against |
| at least some shitposts are still funny |
| The justifications necessary for the existence of magic far outnumber any counterarguments by "Santa negationists". So by your own logic, Santa cannot exist. |
| 90% of the the internet's problems come from people treating fictional people like they're real and real people like they're fictional. |
As to why I am a negationist that is easy... Its time to end the warpfuckery going on at your little workshop old man.  |
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| I'm a Santa Claus negationist because I'm a Sinterklaas realist. Does Santa Claus have a helper doing blackface? How can he claim to carry the superior Nicholas' genes then? |
KosmonautNov 5, 2021 5:30 PM
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| I only celebrate Saturnalia, couldn't care less about you pagan god named santa |
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| Am not. He's just a bit evasive, that's all. |
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| I'm not. I've conclusively proven Santa's existence. Here goes: 1- There's a cause for the existence of every Christmas present. 2- Christmas presents exist. 3- Therefore Santa Claus exists. I call it the Kalam Santalogical argument. |
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| Santa is real as an idea that is the embodiment of a certain spirit. Essentially those who embody the idea of Santa are Santa. |
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| My parents were honest parents. And also pretty open to me and my siblings. that they and my other family members were the ones that got us the presents. So I didn’t really grow up believing Santa or any kinda of magic. Well, expect Jesus if that even counts. |
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