| Tell me the funniest thing you ever done to someone To start, I don't know if it's the funniest thing I've ever done but there's one moment I can recall now. Many years ago, when I was young and stupid, I mixed horse shit with dirt water and then gave my even more stupid brother (4 years younger) to taste it. I told him it was potato chips mixed with clean water. He actually did what I asked and said it indeed tasted like potato chips (placebo effect maybe). Nearly died from laughter back then |
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| Melt cheese on the TV of my Biology teacher in highschool. |
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| I remember me and my neighborhood friends played hide and seek. My brother was a seeker and instead of hiding we went to watch simpsons (or maybe it was dragon ball z, idk). After that, we went back outside and he was still searching. |
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| From recent memory - when I was on a trip to Greece, me and my local friend snuck into the most expensive hotel in Athens acting like guests. We explored it, everything was nice, paintings on almost every wall. Got to pee in luxurious golden toilets (there were paintings even there), enjoyed a nice view on the rooftop, etc. Spent like 30 minutes there in total until the bodyguards kicked us out. |
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| I stood still outside in the snow for like 20 minutes letting it pile up on me then walked into my school and everyone was looking at me laughing or acting shocked thinking there was some huge blizzard out there. In an electronics class some guy was playing around acting like he was going to stick a capacitor in an electric outlet. I egged him on telling him to do it jokingly thinking he wouldn't actually be that stupid. Well I was wrong....he stuck it in and it made a loud pop noise like a firework and sparks flew out of the wall and just had a shocked and dazed look on his face then got sent out to the hallway by the teacher. |
| i got caught wathcing porn in public,, |
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| Kinda same as #9. I put on my fancy suit and went straight to Grand Hotel on MackIsland, I was working on the island in 2016. So I went to the reception and told the receptionists there in a fake french accent that I am waiting for my friend who has a piano recital on top which was half true, I really knew a guy who played piano there. They said it's ok and I took the elevator up and admired for hours the beauty of the hotel. There I met some random rich family who asked me to take a pic of them, I spoke with the same fake french accent because why not. I went to a bar there and some rich german dude talks to me, I told him my name was Karsten Wache, the son of a wealthy austro-hungarian bussinessman, the shit I lied to him was funny as hell, then the guy buys me a drink, I think I had 30 to to 50 bucks in my wallet lol. I went to a lounge, I used their wifi, I drank another beer, the waiter was weirded out cause I payed with real money and not card to what I responded: I lost me card at a bridge game ha ha ha, some poor soul wanted to use it for cocaine, you know, like in the movies. I have to say I had an awesome exp there. I left when I ran out of money and it was about 9pm |
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| Basically the entire two years I spent in BTEC IT. That time a friend brought in a deck of cards and we spent a week teaching ourselves card throwing in the middle of classes. We managed a few trick shots and even got them stuck in the ceiling a few times. There was that time we discovered that Snapchat filters work on that picture of smiling Thanos and putting swimming goggles onto him made us laugh uncontrollably for, like, half an hour. Or that time we figured out that if you push a half-full bottle of Fiji Water across a flat surface it vibrates the water enough to sound like a small engine. We were very easily amused and it's honestly amazing I came out of that course with the grades as good as I got. |
| One time we snuck into gargamels castle . |
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| idfk i do a lot of retarded shit i do vividly recall throwing wet toilet paper over bathroom stalls at the mall and seeing if i'd be able to hit the person inside i made it thrilling cause i'd never run away, instead i'd make it a challenge by trying to pretend it wasn't me, so everytime they stormed out soaking wet i had to hold in my laughs and act like i was washing my hands or fixing my hair i was never caught but im p sure they all suspected it was me |
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| so yeah, i was talking shit to teacher (not literally) about his recent haircut. my friends we're laughing that i'm comparing him to a rapper, but when i noticed that their laughs are pretty suspicious, i turned around out of curiosity and the teacher wa s listening the entire time. he was kind tbh but i feel terrible for judging him, now i'm terminal. |
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| My boyfriend once picked up a still green walnut from the ground under a walnut tree, and I told him it was a lime and he could bite into it, and he did and I haven't laughed so much in a long time. |
If life ain't just a joke Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke Then why am I dead? |
| I went off balance into a short fence, had to get stitches for my left arm, and the following week was fun. |
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Flevalt said: I think that might've been that one time I burned down a neighborhood as a kid. The joyous laughters and jiggles the people from the fire department had resounded as echoes in the then barren lands. traed said: In an electronics class some guy was playing around acting like he was going to stick a capacitor in an electric outlet. And thus the question remains, who caught the lightning in a bottle? Was it him or was it you? Hm? I already said he was who stuck it in. He didn't look like he was electrocuted since it had just exploded in his hand. Sparks shot up close to his face and nothing hit me. |
Flevalt said: traed said: Hm? I already said he was who stuck it in. He didn't look like he was electrocuted since it had just exploded in his hand. Sparks shot up close to his face and nothing hit me. My bad, I thought you were from the US. Unfortunately I am from the US though. |
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