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Jun 29, 2015 5:48 PM
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Now, imagine that one user you've always wanted to meet up with IRL.

Yes, yes. That person.

Now, what items would you bring with you when you meet up with that person, and why? A camera to capture that once-in-a-lifetime moment? A pepper spray in case they were actually a 42 year old man named Bob who wants to steal your virginity? 200$ so you can take them out to a fancy dinner in a fancy hotel?

Please share and discuss. And take care to say why so this isn't a list making thread. Also, if you'd throw in which user you're imagining (or actually) you're meeting, why not?
EnharmonicJun 29, 2015 5:52 PM
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Jun 29, 2015 5:49 PM
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I would bring a carrot with me
Jun 29, 2015 5:50 PM
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I want to meet my Fujoshi squad. I'd bring my tablet and we'd play gay visual novels together or Ai Chuu (male love live). I would also bring some of the manga I own.
Jun 29, 2015 5:51 PM
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My bottle of Minttu peppermint

otherwise nothing in particular


Jun 29, 2015 5:51 PM
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Beer and good running shoes, in case anything goes wrong.
Jun 29, 2015 5:52 PM
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Drink whiskey. ^.^

Watch Animu~


:D
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
Jun 29, 2015 5:58 PM
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I would meetup with Protaku94 and bring my mother's kitchen knife because I'm not looking to get raped.
Jun 29, 2015 6:01 PM
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Enharmonic said:
I would meetup with Protaku94 and bring my mother's kitchen knife because I'm not looking to get raped.
Good. He's into that kinda stuff.
Jun 29, 2015 6:02 PM
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a condom, cuz everyone gon get this dick
Jun 29, 2015 6:03 PM

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Depending on the person who I'll meet (who'd be a friend), I'll bring a present for them and a camera to share the experience with other friends.
Jun 29, 2015 6:03 PM

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Perhaps some chocolate to plump them up a little? ^.^
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
Jun 29, 2015 6:24 PM

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I would bring my 3ds and wreck their shit at ssb

Jun 29, 2015 6:26 PM

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knife, rope, duct tape...
Jun 29, 2015 6:28 PM

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MidnightLPA said:
knife, rope, duct tape...

Don't forget the body bag.
Jun 29, 2015 6:29 PM

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Enharmonic said:
I would meetup with Protaku94 and bring my mother's kitchen knife because I'm not looking to get raped.

Haha look at Nanet flattering herself <333
Jun 29, 2015 6:30 PM
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My owls.
Jun 29, 2015 6:30 PM

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Alcohol and more Alcohol because that's the type of person I'm going to meet up with.
Jun 29, 2015 6:32 PM

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Nobody said chloroform yet? God damn, you guys are all fucking betas.
Jun 29, 2015 6:36 PM

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Feaor said:
Alcohol and more Alcohol because that's the type of person I'm going to meet up with.
my soul mate <3
Jun 29, 2015 6:37 PM
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Nothing. I will bring money.
Jun 29, 2015 6:37 PM

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definitely pepper spray and a tazer to ward off the creepers

Jun 29, 2015 6:38 PM

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I would bring nothing o v o
Jun 29, 2015 6:39 PM

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mayukachan said:
MidnightLPA said:
knife, rope, duct tape...

Don't forget the body bag.


Too obvious on store camera. Hefty bags maybe?
Jun 29, 2015 6:39 PM

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Nothing. Because there's 100% chance the person you're meeting with is as unremarkable as you.
Jun 29, 2015 6:39 PM

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A hard dick
Jun 29, 2015 6:47 PM

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_Charl said:
Nothing. I will bring money.

You're asking to get robbed.
Jun 29, 2015 6:49 PM

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I'll bring _Charl. He'll defend the other person from me.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
Jun 29, 2015 6:50 PM

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my dakimakura
Jun 29, 2015 7:02 PM
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Nope. You aren't like that bitch MAL user yet. Be original and try harder!
Jun 29, 2015 7:03 PM

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Idealize said:
Nope. You aren't like that bitch MAL user yet. Be original and try harder!

Stop trying to convert me into a bitch.
Jun 29, 2015 7:04 PM

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Drugs because who doesn't want to start their own business?
"Masturbation."

---The End.
Jun 29, 2015 7:06 PM
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Enharmonic said:
Idealize said:
Nope. You aren't like that bitch MAL user yet. Be original and try harder!

Stop trying to convert me into a bitch.

You're shameless.
Jun 29, 2015 7:09 PM

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Wine and ribs.


Jun 29, 2015 7:10 PM
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Arm myself with knifes, guns, pepper spray, etc., because a lot could go wrong if you end up meeting the wrong person.
Jun 29, 2015 7:10 PM

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Slow walking shoes, so I can escape if I need to.
Jun 29, 2015 7:11 PM

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Idealize said:
Nope. You aren't like that bitch MAL user yet. Be original and try harder!

Did you call for me?
Jun 29, 2015 7:12 PM
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mayukachan said:
Idealize said:
Nope. You aren't like that bitch MAL user yet. Be original and try harder!

Did you call for me?

No.
Jun 29, 2015 7:14 PM
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A cellphone. I can pretend I have an emergency if I want to leave quickly
Jun 29, 2015 7:22 PM

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Soulass said:
Slow walking shoes, so I can escape if I need to.


The irony in this.
"Masturbation."

---The End.
Jun 29, 2015 7:23 PM
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Rumanshi-xanic said:
I'll bring _Charl. He'll defend the other person from me.


Sure, I'm da strong boi.
Jun 29, 2015 7:37 PM

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Good mangas.
Jun 29, 2015 7:51 PM

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a grenade, just incase




But you'll still take damage!
Jun 29, 2015 8:35 PM

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Just my scintillating personality

Tony Cole
Jun 29, 2015 9:04 PM

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rape whistle and pepper spray yeah...
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The 'Children' continue to flock around me. They see me as a guide on their path to salvation. They wish to transcend their powerless existences, to grow from mere boys and girls into men and women of worth and value.

Pick a number between 1-4 and hope to get lucky.
1 2 3 4
Jun 29, 2015 9:10 PM

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Gotta bring body pillows
Jun 29, 2015 10:05 PM

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Pepper spray. Maybe a police officer. Possibly a fork (knives are too dangerous), just in case.
Jun 29, 2015 10:10 PM

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AliceInOtakuland said:
Pepper spray. Maybe a police officer. Possibly a fork (knives are too dangerous), just in case.

no, no, no. The correct answer was "A spoon."

You know what, I'll take a phone and my sister. This'll go well.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
Jun 29, 2015 10:14 PM

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condom
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Jun 29, 2015 10:16 PM
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elucidator1992 said:
condom
elucidator1992 said:
condom
elucidator1992 said:
condom


Good for you. You would be raped by stranger in MAL.
Jun 29, 2015 10:18 PM

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_Charl said:
elucidator1992 said:
condom
elucidator1992 said:
condom
elucidator1992 said:
condom


Good for you. You would be raped by stranger in MAL.

Just remember to put it on before they rape you.
"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand Blades
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create Weapons, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works"
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