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Mar 31, 2015 1:15 PM
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So I walked out of my room to fetch something but as soon as I get back it smells really weird, the chief suspect being my cat.
Unfortunately I can't locate the source of the smell in my room which is even worse.

So tell me whats the worst thing you ever smelt?
I've been here way too long...
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Mar 31, 2015 1:18 PM
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Driving through the Bronx going to a Yankee game. Everyone in the car immediately thought "dead body"
Mar 31, 2015 1:18 PM
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Lo did I descend upon the room and cried "Yea for mine nose is offended for this foul odour that doth befoul my nostrils." Woe to be was my shame when I learned to my horror that the offender was I, for it was I the smeller whom dealt the smell.
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Mar 31, 2015 1:18 PM
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Humans


Just kidding, umm... The worst would be too much deodorant spray used, it stings the nose so friggin hard.
Mar 31, 2015 1:18 PM
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Canals around my neighbourhood
Mar 31, 2015 1:19 PM
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axe spray - every douche wears it
save all the cute girls from ntr manga
Mar 31, 2015 1:20 PM
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I don't know if its the worst but one day I was going out with 3 female friends and 1 of them was picking all of us up, I was the last stop and when I got in the car all 3 perfumes hit me on the face. I think I lost my sense of smell for about a week.
Mar 31, 2015 1:20 PM
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lnfo said:
axe spray - every douche wears it
Mar 31, 2015 1:21 PM
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I don't know the worst thing I've ever smelt. I just can't put my nose finger on it.

Although, I do go to this convenient store/gas station, frequently, and it's near, like, a lake of sorts (it's hard to explain honestly), and one can often times get the fowl stench of sewer. It's fuckin' awful!
Mar 31, 2015 1:22 PM

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Canals around my neighbourhood


That can be pretty bad on hot summer days when they just have sewage or garbage mixed in.
I've been here way too long...
Mar 31, 2015 1:23 PM

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my dog's diarrhea

Mar 31, 2015 1:24 PM

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your mom's pussy

she has to use some of that vagasil shit
Mar 31, 2015 1:24 PM

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Dead pig out in the sun.

/thread
Mar 31, 2015 1:24 PM

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a used towel (1 specific time) it still haunts me to this day.
we even made an inside joke that being called a towel was like the worst thing to be called
Mar 31, 2015 1:24 PM

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TheConquerer said:
-Klad- said:
Canals around my neighbourhood


That can be pretty bad on hot summer days when they just have sewage or garbage mixed in.
I know. You know what, the smell actually made me sick I vomitted the crap of what I ate. I was very young though.
Mar 31, 2015 1:24 PM

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your mom's pussy
she has to use some of that vagasil shit
stay away from my moms pussy
i came out of that thing
save all the cute girls from ntr manga
Mar 31, 2015 1:26 PM

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Fish in my school's Math class.
Mar 31, 2015 1:26 PM
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Some rotten carcass of a dead rabbit.
Mar 31, 2015 1:26 PM

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BunnyMe said:
lnfo said:
axe spray - every douche wears it

This is false, some if the Axe smell really damn good. Douchebags just grab the one with the coolest looking name and don't bother to smell it.
Mar 31, 2015 1:27 PM

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Using a bathroom after someone took a shit...
Mar 31, 2015 1:27 PM

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My dog
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lnfo said:
CookieGawd said:
your mom's pussy
she has to use some of that vagasil shit
stay away from my moms pussy
i came out of that thing


ITS TOO LATE IM ALRDY IN THERE
Mar 31, 2015 1:27 PM
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Democracy said:
BunnyMe said:

This is false, some if the Axe smell really damn good. Douchebags just grab the one with the coolest looking name and don't bother to smell it.
Yeah... No.
Mar 31, 2015 1:28 PM

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Killaclown said:
a used towel (1 specific time) it still haunts me to this day.
we even made an inside joke that being called a towel was like the worst thing to be called


Really? A used towel is the worst thing you ever smelt?

-Klad- said:
I know. You know what, the smell actually made me sick I vomitted the crap of what I ate. I was very young though.


Every time I take the train to go to the Capital there's this one town which just smells terrible so I don't blame you.
I've been here way too long...
Mar 31, 2015 1:30 PM

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I once smelt a smelt that smelt really foul. I wonder if it was rotten.


CookieGawd said:
lnfo said:
stay away from my moms pussy
i came out of that thing


ITS TOO LATE IM ALRDY KNEES DEEP IN THERE
Mar 31, 2015 1:31 PM
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Democracy said:
BunnyMe said:

This is false, some if the Axe smell really damn good. Douchebags just grab the one with the coolest looking name and don't bother to smell it.

Problem is - It's too common, people put too much, and I honestly never really liked any of their products.
I can't say I smelled them all, but still >.>
Mar 31, 2015 1:31 PM

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The Axe spray smells pretty awful imo.

Btw the worst i've ever smelt is the odor odor emanating from a girl, it was a pungent stink tied between a shower drain and dead fish

She had crust all over her head n stuff
Mar 31, 2015 1:33 PM
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KawaiiWeeabz said:
The Axe spray smells pretty awful imo.

Btw the worst i've ever smelt is the odor odor emanating from a girl, it was a pungent stink tied between a shower drain and dead fish

She had crust all over her head n stuff

Poor thing =o
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BunnyMe said:
KawaiiWeeabz said:
The Axe spray smells pretty awful imo.

Btw the worst i've ever smelt is the odor odor emanating from a girl, it was a pungent stink tied between a shower drain and dead fish

She had crust all over her head n stuff

Poor thing =o


I'd rather not think about it >~<
Mar 31, 2015 1:34 PM

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a sandwich which i left in a bag for 3 weeks
Mar 31, 2015 1:35 PM

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Democracy said:
lnfo said:
axe spray - every douche wears it

This is false, some if the Axe smell really damn good. Douchebags just grab the one with the coolest looking name and don't bother to smell it.
oh yeah?
like this?
save all the cute girls from ntr manga
Mar 31, 2015 1:37 PM

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Imaishi said:
a sandwich which i left in a bag for 3 weeks

I left a sandwich in my bag for a year once

It was no longer a sandwich when I took it out
I've been here way too long...
Mar 31, 2015 1:37 PM

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TheConquerer said:
Killaclown said:
a used towel (1 specific time) it still haunts me to this day.
we even made an inside joke that being called a towel was like the worst thing to be called


Really? A used towel is the worst thing you ever smelt?
yup, it was no normal used towel..... and the fact it was used after a shower and smelled that bad sends shivers down my spine ( I went to the bathroom and started dry heaving after the smelling of that towel)
Mar 31, 2015 1:40 PM

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CookieGawd said:
lnfo said:
stay away from my moms pussy
i came out of that thing
ITS TOO LATE IM ALRDY IN THERE
its invite only
you are trespassing
save all the cute girls from ntr manga
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lnfo said:
Democracy said:

This is false, some if the Axe smell really damn good. Douchebags just grab the one with the coolest looking name and don't bother to smell it.
oh yeah?
like this?


I call Axe the Mexican spray

Mar 31, 2015 1:42 PM

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Killaclown said:
TheConquerer said:


Really? A used towel is the worst thing you ever smelt?
yup, it was no normal used towel..... and the fact it was used after a shower and smelled that bad sends shivers down my spine ( I went to the bathroom and started dry heaving after the smelling of that towel)


I don't think I'd want to ever meet the person that towel belonged to...
I've been here way too long...
Mar 31, 2015 1:49 PM
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There is no smell worse than burning cat piss. We had a cat some years ago, little bastard of a cat. He got mad at us for some reason; and unknown to us, took a piss in the stove. Later on, we needed to boil some water for dinner. Holy hell, the smell. We had to open all the windows and doors in the house, and it still smelt like burning cat piss for almost two weeks afterward. Also, had to chuck the stove.
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TheConquerer said:
Killaclown said:
yup, it was no normal used towel..... and the fact it was used after a shower and smelled that bad sends shivers down my spine ( I went to the bathroom and started dry heaving after the smelling of that towel)


I don't think I'd want to ever meet the person that towel belonged to...
lmao good call
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Alcohol
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Mar 31, 2015 2:06 PM

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Made a bronze bar from tin and copper ore in runescape


I-I don't know what to say...
I've been here way too long...
Mar 31, 2015 2:11 PM

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Probably rotten milk.
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When I was younger my brother and a friend of his decided to mix any liquid and souce they could find in our kitchen and make a... thing. imagine milk, juice, mayonnaise, soda, soy sauce, ketchup, salsa, raw egg, and so on, all mixed together. I had to lock myself into my room and breathe out of the window as not to puke... it's a seriously bad memory
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My dog
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Mar 31, 2015 2:57 PM

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went running at the ocean. low tide + restaurant emptying sewage tank. it was like i hit a wall of low tide shit rotten sewfood
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When I was younger my brother and a friend of his decided to mix any liquid and souce they could find in our kitchen and make a... thing. imagine milk, juice, mayonnaise, soda, soy sauce, ketchup, salsa, raw egg, and so on, all mixed together. I had to lock myself into my room and breathe out of the window as not to puke... it's a seriously bad memory


I've done this :P

The only difference was that when me and my friend mixed all this shit, the ingredients used weren't just liquids.
We mixed baking powder, goat cheese, Coke, crushed olives, mayo, leaves and a bunch of other unorthodox stuff...

We decided to serve it to my grandpa just to be assholes; he later died a year after, hopefully not caused by the drink. His reaction was actually just expressed in vomit.

'Twas a good day.
Mar 31, 2015 4:03 PM

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smelt?

extract metal from its ore by a process involving heating and melting
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I smelt an iron ingot in Skyrim, which is technically the worst item I can smelt.
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Consequent said:
I smelt an iron ingot in Skyrim, which is technically the worst item I can smelt.

dude nice
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