| Guys and girls, here is an important question. Would you be a princess? You don't have to pay taxes because taxes pay for you. Of course, you'll have to bear children for the creepy fat prince you'll have to marry but you don't actually have to raise the little fucks, you can leave that for the maids. Food and housing is addressed. Education is a must but as long as you accuse your teacher of witchcraft every other week or so there's freedom. To appease the general populace, just say you're a faithful Christian and you want to bone God or something and the filthy peasants will continue on in the fields. What's not to like about it? |
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| No, but I would love to bang one. |
Udgey said: What's not to like about it? You cant do anything you really want to do as a princess. You're told what to do, how to eat, what to say, even who to love as a princess. Besides being pampered with food and such you're pretty much a puppet and live a miserable life so no i wouldnt want to be |
| what the fuck |
| No cuz of the fat prince. . . |
 Xway101 ~By me~ |
| No because then I have to worry about matchmaking. |
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| Sure, I'd like to have a royal vagina. |
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| I am a Princess in real life though. |
Qans said: But what if you were a black independent princess who don't need no king to tell her what she can't and can do?Udgey said: What's not to like about it? You cant do anything you really want to do as a princess. You're told what to do, how to eat, what to say, even who to love as a princess. Besides being pampered with food and such you're pretty much a puppet and live a miserable life so no i wouldnt want to be |
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| Sure. I'd be like that lethargic cunt of a princess from log horizon |
| [size=200]MAL AVATAR SYSTEM BLOWS |
| Mahou Shoujo > Hime On any given night, I could be saving the kingdom or leveling it. Either way, I still win. |
| As long as my kingdom won't fall in my lifetime, sure. |
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Udgey said: What's not to like about it? Udgey said: you'll have to bear children for the creepy fat prince you'll have to marry |
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| Money can't buy my principles |
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Ryukatsuka said: With a little fine wine he'll look like Brad Pitt. I guarantee itUdgey said: What's not to like about it? Udgey said: you'll have to bear children for the creepy fat prince you'll have to marry |
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| No but I want to marry one. |
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apachelsalvador said: NudeBear said: It's hard to bang a princess, you gotta have the maddest game to do it.No, but I would love to bang one. Gotta up my game |
| I'd be the prettiest princess |
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html said: Objurgo said: nigga das meI'd be the prettiest princess PA-LEASE |
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html said: A true princess is demure. Betcha don't even know what that meansObjurgo said: nigga das meI'd be the prettiest princess Anyways, if I get to be a princess without hemophilia from all the royal inbreeding I might just consider it. |
| Nah |
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| Only if I get to be a Disney princess. |
| Will people have to call me "Hime-sama?" Then yes. |
| "Let Justice Be Done!" My Theme Fight again, fight again for justice! |
| I'd like to be a princess, but not by the stuff you just stated. Like really, wtf. |
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| Can I be the creepy prince ? lolol |
Daryl-sama said: I'm jumping off the princess bandwagon nowCan I be the creepy prince ? lolol |
| I'm already a king so no, you commoners can be princesses though. |
I luv u |
| Of course I would like to be one. |
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| ew no thats so gay man |
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| The creepy fat prince makes the whole question futile. |
Asami-chii said: Heh, Princess? Why be a princess when I can be a Queen.  Lol. Because the title of the Queen has been taken by me. (Don't tell Bibi-chan though) |
DerpHole said: Sure. I'd be like that lethargic cunt of a princess from log horizon I LOL'd |
| I would be a prince. |
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Udgey said: Of course, you'll have to bear children for the creepy fat prince you'll have to marry No thanks. |
 one day I'll be a champion at shitposting! |
| I'd save the princess. |
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| Fuck that. I want my own life. I'll bang a fat prince only if I want to. |
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| And be giant monster bait? No thanks |
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| I already am a princess. |
| TOTALLY. If I was reborn, right away! |
| S H O U T _ O L D _ B U T _ G O L D |
| im already a princess |
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